FabSwingers.com forum: Anyone Help.me.out. 3 months since I ejaculated.

By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

I spoke about how I didnt touch myself. Or anyone else. So not like me. But any Ladys or Couples willing to help me.out. I.wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you waiting so long .just go out and pull?

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

I'll wait for the right Lady now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its probably time to clean it up....

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

The right lady's name is Pamela, she normally brings her sisters along too.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Why havent you masturbated?

(Also calling bullshit on going that long while on a sex site)

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork

"I spoke about how I didnt touch myself. Or anyone else. So not like me. But any Ladys or Couples willing to help me.out. I.wish"

I won't help myself but someone else might help me.

Cop on to yourself and have a wank

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

Haha. Oh yea. Pamela. Soon enough

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

Well Sure. Filthy Nites. I just havent met anyone for a while on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting up posts like that certainly wont get you meets

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

Hi. Ah well only a chatting on forum. Not actually expecting for a meets. Only recently started on Forums

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Well Sure. Filthy Nites. I just havent met anyone for a while on this site"

So that bit where you say.. "3 months since I last ejaculated" wasnt true then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you could be in alot of bother..

hope its not like hardwall and is gone solid

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

You do realise it’ll be rank when you do ‘stir your tank’ don’t you?

I pity anyone who has to deal with someone’s stagnant cum

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

It been 3 months alright filthy. So it gone rank Sophisticated. That news to me.

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

Looks like it could be another 3 months before you get to unload. It must be like porridge by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just take a hammer out and give it a good bashing. You be right as rain then

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

Haha. It might not be funny. If it is gone Like Porridge or Pollyfiller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a woman that started a thread about not cum in months she would be inundated with offers but if a man says it he is ridiculed for it typical forums.

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

I didnt put it up looking for a meet. Just a chat here . I wasnt expecting offers. Lol. No ridiculing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Snaps on glove and lubes up fingers*

Bend over OP .... this procedure is called milking the prostate

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

Well Electralee. If U insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post screams low sex drive

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

Well Zara. U know I'd luv to meet U haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ur gonna stick her to the ceiling

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

Haha. Some funny Quotes

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Ah lad, why would you put yourself in this pre dick a mint, your not well!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"If it was a woman that started a thread about not cum in months she would be inundated with offers but if a man says it he is ridiculed for it typical forums."

Well duhhh. Women can get laid very easily if they want to. It's the same here as the real world. Men are horny and women can be picky. No surprise there. I wouldnt blame the forums.

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

Yes. That what I was just saying. I've nothing against anyone that posted on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it was a woman that started a thread about not cum in months she would be inundated with offers but if a man says it he is ridiculed for it typical forums.

Well duhhh. Women can get laid very easily if they want to. It's the same here as the real world. Men are horny and women can be picky. No surprise there. I wouldnt blame the forums."
What you mean women are easy laid.Lol

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Not as easy as men they arent. Many men would get up on any warm wet hole they could.

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

Yes. Some more than others. I suppose that would be me st the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not as easy as men they arent. Many men would get up on any warm wet hole they could."
But I suppose for a every easy pleased woman there is an equally easy to please man.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Not as easy as men they arent. Many men would get up on any warm wet hole they could. But I suppose for a every easy pleased woman there is an equally easy to please man."

But it's mostly on her terms. Even more so on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise it’ll be rank when you do ‘stir your tank’ don’t you?

I pity anyone who has to deal with someone’s stagnant cum

Tofu comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not as easy as men they arent. Many men would get up on any warm wet hole they could. But I suppose for a every easy pleased woman there is an equally easy to please man.

But it's mostly on her terms. Even more so on here."
Well this place is far removed from the real world.

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

Stagnant Cum. Ye are teaching me so much

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I can't say i agree with you entirely and rather unfair to TAR all men like that.Men can get laid just as easily in the real world and vice versa.

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Again there are just as many women in the world that would do exactly the same thing but i can't change your opinion if you want to continue to label all men like this.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"You do realise it’ll be rank when you do ‘stir your tank’ don’t you?

I pity anyone who has to deal with someone’s stagnant cum

Tofu comes to mind

Ah seriously!

Why'd you have to bring up Tofu

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"You do realise it’ll be rank when you do ‘stir your tank’ don’t you?

I pity anyone who has to deal with someone’s stagnant cum

Tofu comes to mind

Ah seriously!

Why'd you have to bring up Tofu

Chunky!

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

The Way ye talking. No Lady would to Swallow. Tofu. Lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It'll be like trying to milk a cow with mastitis. What comes out is a bit like cream cheese but doesn't taste as good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Michael

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

"It'll be like trying to milk a cow with mastitis. What comes out is a bit like cream cheese but doesn't taste as good

I'll have to let ye know the results. Lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Jesus Michael

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has this man had a wank yet..I've had a about 8 since this post was made

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By *ashy85Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Honestly I think he is pulling or tails with this hahaha. Just went through the pages and he has but this up more than once. So I take it you have had no luck op

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

"Honestly I think he is pulling or tails with this hahaha. Just went through the pages and he has but this up more than once. So I take it you have had no luck op"

Ah No. I just Celebate at the moment. Haha. Could be a while before I have Luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It'll be like trying to milk a cow with mastitis. What comes out is a bit like cream cheese but doesn't taste as good

Ah, are you speaking from experience Mikey?

Who’s stagnant balls did you have to drain to learn that?

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

Good Question Hung

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

My best guess is that you cum in no time and then you need 3 month to recover, not a deal I'd go for.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

.... besides I like my tofu in a good curry.

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"My best guess is that you cum in no time and then you need 3 month to recover, not a deal I'd go for.

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

No. But it might be the case after this long

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I spoke about how I didnt touch myself. Or anyone else. So not like me. But any Ladys or Couples willing to help me.out. I.wish"

Sorry to hear about your accident. Must be awful losing your both arms.

Can you not just hump the matress?

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

"I spoke about how I didnt touch myself. Or anyone else. So not like me. But any Ladys or Couples willing to help me.out. I.wish

Sorry to hear about your accident. Must be awful losing your both arms.

Can you not just hump the matress?"
. Lol

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

Just watched an MFM I was involved . Almost Relented. I'd want to meet a nice Lady soon. Or 3 months supply be wasted

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Your gonna have to have several pull throughs. It’s gonna be thick as lumpy gravy first 2 or 3 pulls b4 it starts to thin out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... besides I like my tofu in a good curry.

Curry Tofu (with a hint of cheese)

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

"Your gonna have to have several pull throughs. It’s gonna be thick as lumpy gravy first 2 or 3 pulls b4 it starts to thin out. "

Ye have a way with words on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watched an MFM I was involved . Almost Relented. I'd want to meet a nice Lady soon. Or 3 months supply be wasted"

Yuk. Stale Semen. You obviously have a very low sex drive.

I'm way older then you & I have to self-play 4 times a day. Twice first thing when I wake & twice last thing before sleep. Plus lottsa sex with my FK BUD.

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

"Just watched an MFM I was involved . Almost Relented. I'd want to meet a nice Lady soon. Or 3 months supply be wasted

Yuk. Stale Semen. You obviously have a very low sex drive.

I'm way older then you & I have to self-play 4 times a day. Twice first thing when I wake & twice last thing before sleep. Plus lottsa sex with my FK BUD. "

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

Finding it hard to believe you held onto it for 3 months without even nocturnal emissions..go put some porn on and blow a load

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By *murphMan
over a year ago

drogheda

"*Snaps on glove and lubes up fingers*

Bend over OP .... this procedure is called milking the prostate

Love to get that done never had it done before

Anyone care to offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your gonna have to have several pull throughs. It’s gonna be thick as lumpy gravy first 2 or 3 pulls b4 it starts to thin out. "

As I eat my porridge for breakfast..ewwwwww

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By *harlies_AngelsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Cork City

"Just take a hammer out and give it a good bashing. You be right as rain then

Imagine giving him a wank

I can't cope

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

"Just watched an MFM I was involved . Almost Relented. I'd want to meet a nice Lady soon. Or 3 months supply be wasted

Yuk. Stale Semen. You obviously have a very low sex drive.

I'm way older then you & I have to self-play 4 times a day. Twice first thing when I wake & twice last thing before sleep. Plus lottsa sex with my FK BUD. "

Well Sure. U know. I wish I was your FK Bud

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By *ajRallying555 OP Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

"Just take a hammer out and give it a good bashing. You be right as rain then

Imagine giving him a wank

I can't cope

I may as well. Admit . With both of U. Be a quick One

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watched an MFM I was involved . Almost Relented. I'd want to meet a nice Lady soon. Or 3 months supply be wasted

Yuk. Stale Semen. You obviously have a very low sex drive.

I'm way older then you & I have to self-play 4 times a day. Twice first thing when I wake & twice last thing before sleep. Plus lottsa sex with my FK BUD.

Well Sure. U know. I wish I was your FK Bud"

You're too kind but thanks X

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