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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Always amusing when viewing profiles.

Sometimes it can be a one line profile seeking only those who are prepared to make an effort.

Sometimes a long winded rant with numerous demands looking for "fun" people who don't take life too seriously.

Very often a profile written in text speak which apparently when translated means they are looking for a well educated mature male or female.

Those who only accept messages from "respectful" members who show a little class but have a disrespectful profile with crass photos.

Last but certainly not least, those who never meet at the drop of a hat because of busy private lives or because they prefer to get to know someone before meeting.

Nothing wrong with that apart from the 37.5 veris they've received since joining last Thursday.

Feel free to add to the list because I can't be the only one with too much time on my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "fun" people who don't take life too seriously.

"

Reading my profile again looking for tips where ya?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


" "fun" people who don't take life too seriously.

Reading my profile again looking for tips where ya? "

Tips from a Cork man?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Quickly goes to read profile to see how much of this I have on mine

Some of the profiles are quite funny tho. It's the long list of demands that I really don't think anyone would ever live up to that I find most amusing on here.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Quickly goes to read profile to see how much of this I have on mine

Some of the profiles are quite funny tho. It's the long list of demands that I really don't think anyone would ever live up to that I find most amusing on here. "

You're safe. I've examined every nook and cranny and you pass the consistency test

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Saw a blank profile the other day, no pics, no profile pic and the profile simply said "Interest me"

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Saw a blank profile the other day, no pics, no profile pic and the profile simply said "Interest me" "

A bit like the "Grave" profiles. You know the ones that say "Fill in later"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The inconsistencies on Fab are truly remarkable yet quite humorous if you think about it!

DTA = Don't trust anything!

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"The inconsistencies on Fab are truly remarkable yet quite humorous if you think about it!

DTA = Don't trust anything! "

You mean the manbeast isn't really Mary Poppins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The inconsistencies on Fab are truly remarkable yet quite humorous if you think about it!

DTA = Don't trust anything!

You mean the manbeast isn't really Mary Poppins? "

He is actually the tooth fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The inconsistencies on Fab are truly remarkable yet quite humorous if you think about it!

DTA = Don't trust anything!

You mean the manbeast isn't really Mary Poppins? "

No RB... The only think Poppins and Kaizer got in common is a love for Van Dijk

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 03/12/19 20:25:34]

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Im a genuine nice guy" says the blank profile.

You might as well say you've been to the moon for all the weight it holds.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"The inconsistencies on Fab are truly remarkable yet quite humorous if you think about it!

DTA = Don't trust anything!

You mean the manbeast isn't really Mary Poppins?

No RB... The only think Poppins and Kaizer got in common is a love for Van Dijk "

Dick or Virgil?

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"The inconsistencies on Fab are truly remarkable yet quite humorous if you think about it!

DTA = Don't trust anything!

You mean the manbeast isn't really Mary Poppins?

No RB... The only think Poppins and Kaizer got in common is a love for Van Dijk "

A girl asked me the other day if I ever had a man crush who would it be?

I said I have one....VVD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol.. So funny.. Think mines pretty simple

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Lol.. So funny.. Think mines pretty simple "

And consistent also. Your pics confirm that you are indeed a woman and certainly not a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The inconsistencies on Fab are truly remarkable yet quite humorous if you think about it!

DTA = Don't trust anything!

You mean the manbeast isn't really Mary Poppins?

No RB... The only think Poppins and Kaizer got in common is a love for Van Dijk

Dick or Virgil?"

Oh Big Virg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The inconsistencies on Fab are truly remarkable yet quite humorous if you think about it!

DTA = Don't trust anything!

You mean the manbeast isn't really Mary Poppins?

No RB... The only think Poppins and Kaizer got in common is a love for Van Dijk

A girl asked me the other day if I ever had a man crush who would it be?

I said I have one....VVD "

He is dreamy to be fair

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"The inconsistencies on Fab are truly remarkable yet quite humorous if you think about it!

DTA = Don't trust anything!

You mean the manbeast isn't really Mary Poppins?

No RB... The only think Poppins and Kaizer got in common is a love for Van Dijk

Dick or Virgil?

Oh Big Virg "

I'm a Leeds supporter but don't hold that against me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The inconsistencies on Fab are truly remarkable yet quite humorous if you think about it!

DTA = Don't trust anything!

You mean the manbeast isn't really Mary Poppins?

No RB... The only think Poppins and Kaizer got in common is a love for Van Dijk

Dick or Virgil?

Oh Big Virg

I'm a Leeds supporter but don't hold that against me "

Bielsa is a dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol.. So funny.. Think mines pretty simple

And consistent also. Your pics confirm that you are indeed a woman and certainly not a sandwich. "

I do like a sandwich though

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Inconsistencies...

- Fabbers on their daily updates claiming that they keep getting meeting "creepy men". You look at their profile, send off an articulate, half decent ice-breaker... only to read "MESSAGE DELETED"

..but then again, maybe that puts me in the "I'm not creepy so" category, so I'll take that!

- Fab singels or couples putting up an organised coffee/social/play meet looking for guys. A fews days afterwards there's still no veris. A week later, they advertise again. My verdict... Attention seekers with ZERO interest in meeting

- Fabbers trying to pass off coffee meets as sex meets. Words like "fun" Frothy" "cheeky" "suggestive" are usually a dead give away

"Wish I had more time" is a lovely phrase too

- Fabbers calling themselves or being called "Swingers" when all they do is attend socials and put up veris about who they met the previous night. Attending a swinging event doesn't make you a Swinger, it makes you a socialiser. In a similar vein, going on 100 coffee meets a year without sex doesn't make you a swinger either... It makes you a coffee connoisseur!

- "Professional or Professional Couple" is my favourite term... That old chestnut which is really code for "I make a lot of money" and "I don't fornicate, let alone sip coffee with mere riff-raff, isn't that right Christabella?" Coupled with the word "friendly" or "chatty" introduces a contadiction of sorts

- I won't even get too much into "straight" but "looking tol have fun with other men" situation as some people will start throwing their toys at me... and no, not the L*ve-h*ney variety either...

...All in all, FAB is one big, interesting colourful magical place of ironies, contracdictions and inconsistencies

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)


"

Inconsistencies...

- Fabbers on their daily updates claiming that they keep getting meeting "creepy men". You look at their profile, send off an articulate, half decent ice-breaker... only to read "MESSAGE DELETED"

..but then again, maybe that puts me in the "I'm not creepy so" category, so I'll take that!

- Fab singels or couples putting up an organised coffee/social/play meet looking for guys. A fews days afterwards there's still no veris. A week later, they advertise again. My verdict... Attention seekers with ZERO interest in meeting

- Fabbers trying to pass off coffee meets as sex meets. Words like "fun" Frothy" "cheeky" "suggestive" are usually a dead give away

"Wish I had more time" is a lovely phrase too

- Fabbers calling themselves or being called "Swingers" when all they do is attend socials and put up veris about who they met the previous night. Attending a swinging event doesn't make you a Swinger, it makes you a socialiser. In a similar vein, going on 100 coffee meets a year without sex doesn't make you a swinger either... It makes you a coffee connoisseur!

- "Professional or Professional Couple" is my favourite term... That old chestnut which is really code for "I make a lot of money" and "I don't fornicate, let alone sip coffee with mere riff-raff, isn't that right Christabella?" Coupled with the word "friendly" or "chatty" introduces a contadiction of sorts

- I won't even get too much into "straight" but "looking tol have fun with other men" situation as some people will start throwing their toys at me... and no, not the L*ve-h*ney variety either...

...All in all, FAB is one big, interesting colourful magical place of ironies, contracdictions and inconsistencies "

I think should add to my profile 'no troublemakers please'

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

You got to love fab for endlessly producing ever new batches of hypocrisies, double standards and contradictions. If you don't take this place to seriously it can be rather entertaining.

My favourite is having and aversion to cock pics but claiming to give the best bjs in the world. If you can't look at it, how can you put it in your mouth, suck and lick it with passion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can't look at it, how can you put it in your mouth, suck and lick it with passion? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like when it says "no cock pics" but the person who wrote it is only visible via their vaginal opening

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

When you get a message from a couple or female where the title is 'Hi' and the message is "How are you?"

You look at their profile and the first thing it says is "No one line messages" or something like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get a message from a couple or female where the title is 'Hi' and the message is "How are you?"

You look at their profile and the first thing it says is "No one line messages" or something like that. "

Ah yeah, but sure they didn't say they wouldn't be sending any, did they?

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

the one that say have to get to know you, butyou don't get past hi my name is... etc etc

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas


"You got to love fab for endlessly producing ever new batches of hypocrisies, double standards and contradictions. If you don't take this place to seriously it can be rather entertaining.

My favourite is having and aversion to cock pics but claiming to give the best bjs in the world. If you can't look at it, how can you put it in your mouth, suck and lick it with passion? "

obviously they close their eyes

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"When you get a message from a couple or female where the title is 'Hi' and the message is "How are you?"

You look at their profile and the first thing it says is "No one line messages" or something like that. "

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True

or "will not reply to anyone without a profile pic"

...and they don't have one themselves!!!

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

[Removed by poster at 04/12/19 12:34:11]

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

If people looked at their own profile, the profile of their verification then most would have to change their profile totally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how long or short ones profile is

A vast amount of people here dont read them

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"No matter how long or short ones profile is

A vast amount of people here dont read them"

I didn't read any further than the"Happy fabbing folks" line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No matter how long or short ones profile is

A vast amount of people here dont read them

I didn't read any further than the"Happy fabbing folks" line "

Ahh u missed the best bit so

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"No matter how long or short ones profile is

A vast amount of people here dont read them

I didn't read any further than the"Happy fabbing folks" line

Ahh u missed the best bit so "

I was knackered just reading the mature funny intelligent skilled energetic reliable and capable part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love "I'm a professional" does that mean there prostitutes

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

The pictureless profiles that state if you've no profile pic don't message me .....irony at its best

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"I love "I'm a professional" does that mean there prostitutes "

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No, think it means...

"Now, please ask me what I do and what car I drive

so I can make up for my lack of skills & size elsewhere!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I love "I'm a professional" does that mean there prostitutes

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No, think it means...

"Now, please ask me what I do and what car I drive

so I can make up for my lack of skills & size elsewhere!"

"
I drive a bmw and have no Willy what does that make me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No matter how long or short ones profile is

A vast amount of people here dont read them

I didn't read any further than the"Happy fabbing folks" line

Ahh u missed the best bit so

I was knackered just reading the mature funny intelligent skilled energetic reliable and capable part. "

Jaysus and u call urself

mature adventurous explorer with a athletic mind and body

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"

I love "I'm a professional" does that mean there prostitutes

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No, think it means...

"Now, please ask me what I do and what car I drive

so I can make up for my lack of skills & size elsewhere!"

I drive a bmw and have no Willy what does that make me "

A fast woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get a message from a couple or female where the title is 'Hi' and the message is "How are you?"

You look at their profile and the first thing it says is "No one line messages" or something like that. "

Its not me

Im sending essays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love "I'm a professional" does that mean there prostitutes "

Hahaha my first week on fab and havent no clue whats going on!

Who cares what we do for a living, right?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"No matter how long or short ones profile is

A vast amount of people here dont read them

I didn't read any further than the"Happy fabbing folks" line

Ahh u missed the best bit so

I was knackered just reading the mature funny intelligent skilled energetic reliable and capable part.

Jaysus and u call urself

mature adventurous explorer with a athletic mind and body "

Are you saying my profile is inconsistent?

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee


"

Inconsistencies...

- Fabbers on their daily updates claiming that they keep getting meeting "creepy men". You look at their profile, send off an articulate, half decent ice-breaker... only to read "MESSAGE DELETED"

..but then again, maybe that puts me in the "I'm not creepy so" category, so I'll take that!

- Fab singels or couples putting up an organised coffee/social/play meet looking for guys. A fews days afterwards there's still no veris. A week later, they advertise again. My verdict... Attention seekers with ZERO interest in meeting

- Fabbers trying to pass off coffee meets as sex meets. Words like "fun" Frothy" "cheeky" "suggestive" are usually a dead give away

"Wish I had more time" is a lovely phrase too

- Fabbers calling themselves or being called "Swingers" when all they do is attend socials and put up veris about who they met the previous night. Attending a swinging event doesn't make you a Swinger, it makes you a socialiser. In a similar vein, going on 100 coffee meets a year without sex doesn't make you a swinger either... It makes you a coffee connoisseur!

- "Professional or Professional Couple" is my favourite term... That old chestnut which is really code for "I make a lot of money" and "I don't fornicate, let alone sip coffee with mere riff-raff, isn't that right Christabella?" Coupled with the word "friendly" or "chatty" introduces a contadiction of sorts

- I won't even get too much into "straight" but "looking tol have fun with other men" situation as some people will start throwing their toys at me... and no, not the L*ve-h*ney variety either...

...All in all, FAB is one big, interesting colourful magical place of ironies, contracdictions and inconsistencies "

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got to love fab for endlessly producing ever new batches of hypocrisies, double standards and contradictions. If you don't take this place to seriously it can be rather entertaining.

My favourite is having and aversion to cock pics but claiming to give the best bjs in the world. If you can't look at it, how can you put it in your mouth, suck and lick it with passion? "

Now THERE is a very valid and straight point ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The pictureless profiles that state if you've no profile pic don't message me .....irony at its best "

Absolutely true...that should be in the Alanis Morrissette song " IRONIC " .. (singing to the air of the song )...." dont message me on my photoless fab page if ya have no photo on your own profile page..oh isn't it ironic ..."

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