FabSwingers.com forum: Worst first message you've gotten?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all, we're wondering what's the worst first message you've gotten? Or what's the most annoying regular first message you get!?

Ours is, "I'm passing by your place in 10 mins, I could visit? "... We're not a service station lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, we're wondering what's the worst first message you've gotten? Or what's the most annoying regular first message you get!?

Ours is, "I'm passing by your place in 10 mins, I could visit? "... We're not a service station lol "

Mine was 'I want to fuck you so bad' by straight guys to my old couples profile, I would reply thanks for the offer but in not bi and they would get very upset that I even hinted they might be but they did just as to fuck me hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was "you are a dirty slut"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some guys are so fragile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guys are so fragile lol"

Yep, we would get the message and I would immediately take over just to take the piss out of them hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was "you are a dirty slut"

Best reply to that 'and I still would not touch you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "I'm nearby want to fuck now" really annoying at times, plus they get really offended when you say no that your in work and don't do meets at the drop of a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "I'm nearby want to fuck now" really annoying at times, plus they get really offended when you say no that your in work and don't do meets at the drop of a hat

Should invite them over, I'm sure himself could sort them out right quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey D,

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Mine was "you are a dirty slut"

I get that alot too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey D,

Hi guys, was hopeing yea would be at the M&G last night hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was "you are a dirty slut"

I get that alot too

Prob a complement to you hahahah I know I was called a slut a lot last night and loved it hahaha

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I need to masturbate over your bottom as you do a poo and soak your cheeks in seed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey D,

Hi guys, was hopeing yea would be at the M&G last night hahaha"
Too much on to go, life and stuff, Dee says hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I need to masturbate over your bottom as you do a poo and soak your cheeks in seed"

That guy had problems hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey D,

Hi guys, was hopeing yea would be at the M&G last night hahahaToo much on to go, life and stuff, Dee says hello

Next time guys or I'll come find yea hahahaha

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By * Waterford GentMan
over a year ago

waterford

""I need to masturbate over your bottom as you do a poo and soak your cheeks in seed"

Sweet Jesus, is there even a response to a message like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So when are youse free would u like to see your girl getting fucked hard and used by. Fat dock dominate

That is word for word message from the illiterate dumbass

He was blocked

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

""I need to masturbate over your bottom as you do a poo and soak your cheeks in seed"

Classy guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah ladies & gent.

I get just the normal.

Love your pic bend you over and

Pound you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So when are youse free would u like to see your girl getting fucked hard and used by. Fat dock dominate

That is word for word message from the illiterate dumbass

He was blocked

Hahaha it brillent when they can't even get the crap spelled right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. Or I'm ur area meet me now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi will you sell me your thong?" was the worst we have received in recent days. wound him up a bit asking did he want to buy jay's thong (p.s. he doesn't wear thongs but i needed a laugh)

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By *igglesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm too boring so no one messages me

and so I never had to respond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""hi will you sell me your thong?" was the worst we have received in recent days. wound him up a bit asking did he want to buy jay's thong (p.s. he doesn't wear thongs but i needed a laugh)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was, Heya do you fuck lads, I just said nope. Then was told they’ll suck me off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will u wear my girlfriends worn panties while I fuck u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will u wear my girlfriends worn panties while I fuck u

does he think that means he’s not cheating lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today's prize is "Casey is packing a nice pair"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had this pearler, wound him up for a while before blocking

Would ur mrs gush her piss in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had this pearler, wound him up for a while before blocking

Would ur mrs gush her piss in my mouth

Highlights include him asking, "can you hold four pints?"

To which I responded "yes I've got big hands"

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By *aneAndDave22Couple
over a year ago

Salllins

“I’m close by...”

Creepy. Not even a hello

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By *omeonelikeyou69Woman
over a year ago

Kilmainham

Most of my first messages are awful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never got a first message tbh ..as in l've got replies but never received a first message from anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just received my gas bill today, does that count??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have gotten a lot of I’d like to suck your cock from guys .. I reply with thanks but I’m straight.. and the usual reply is I’m good at sucking straight guys cocks etc

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By *lavemale66Man
over a year ago

Carlow

One of the worst ones I got was no more than "when you gonna suck me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filters up and only get a weird message maybe once or twice a month and definitely time showing me both guys were definitely d*unk. Blocked. Next please.

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By *ohnjoe888Man
over a year ago

cork

Was asked for my used underwear once for 40 euros

......it paid the WiFi bill that month. Jkn

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By *igIsBackMan
over a year ago

all over and beyond

Most laughable was.....

I see your straight would u let a guy suck your cock. I can suck cocks better than any female and sure why dont u come and I will show u.....

Lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want my bag emptied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, we're wondering what's the worst first message you've gotten? Or what's the most annoying regular first message you get!?

Ours is, "I'm passing by your place in 10 mins, I could visit? "... We're not a service station lol "
mine is you want me to suck your cock. I reply thanks but I'm streaght. And I got so I'll still suck you dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of my first messages are awful!! "
That's sad. But at the same time, these awful messages do keep you alert and aware that a large part of Fab community are all kinds of scumbags and some pretty sick individuals who can"t express themselves anywhere else. So those worth the effort can be hard to find

yet there are plenty of super nice people out there who might become good friends along the way. We certainly made some very few but true everyday life friends from here.

Back onto the topic, I'll never forget our very first message, when we first joined fab, almost 4 years ago. Some guy in his mid 50's texted: "is she submissive". Swinging was all new to us entirely at that stage and so was the terminology. I had to look up urban dictionary for the definition of "submissive" (yeah I know but we are not native English speakers) :D When we first got an idea and found fab, we had this illusion that it will be something like socialising out in a pub, where you could have somewhat normal chit chat with 9 out of 10 strangers who are there for more or less same reasons, just with some future perspective to turn it into a kinky fun and games.. So imagine both of us reaction when we finally got a "straight" question in a message "straight" :D Would be best described as "WTF is that about?!" :D and so what followed was overwhelming, something like 180 profile views, winks, friend requests and a ton of messages containing similar content, within just over an hour. And then... - we discovered filters! :D

To be completely honest, 80% of all "expressions of interest", from outside that small group, who we've managed to build a bond with, are a complete waste and not worth a click of a "delete" button but we don't get frustrated anymore and instead only react to what's worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

``I'm on a derelict building site, come meet me now in my digger``.

Not the worst 1st message I've received. I received 2 very disturbing 1st messages before. Too upsetting to rewrite here. Basically life threats. But one went into alot of detail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind fucking fat birds

I get that one alot x

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By *un_guy_69Man
over a year ago

Limerick/Tipperary border

"I don't mind fucking fat birds

I get that one alot x"

WOW there are some real 'high class' people on here. And the scary thing is they probably think people will respond to that message.

Ignore them you are a sexy lady.

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By *iggBadDaveMan
over a year ago

Ards

Wow lol.... Some crackers. Mine was " Nice cock , send us face pic" lol

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS
over a year ago

Plumstead

Got this cracker the other day:

'I'm free now and can be in my gfs knickers by the time you get here.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you dare speak to me just fuck me ! And be quick

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By *aiseanagusspraoiMan
over a year ago

city

I can honestly say I've never got a random message on here lol

Maybe that's a sign

And not a good one lol

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

Got a few messages just saying 'hit me up'

..like seriously?!

I know I'm gonna get messages now saying that haha

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Im gonna destroy that ass with my hard cock".

Yeah i dont think so sunshine

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By *avidc2019Man
over a year ago

dublin

Never got a first message and clearly by above messages this is why,some men have a way with words idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll fuck the shit out of you"

Not even a hello lol

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want a ride from an army cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That ass needs a good probing

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Want a ride from an army cock.

If his user name wasn’t Private Parts then he missed a trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want a ride from an army cock.

If his user name wasn’t Private Parts then he missed a trick. "
I didn't know they have chicken in army defeats the purpose

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Want a ride from an army cock.

If his user name wasn’t Private Parts then he missed a trick. I didn't know they have chicken in army defeats the purpose"

It’s what wakes them up in the morning.

Cockadoodledoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Do u like horses I’ve a few if u be up for looking at them some time u can even get on one and il walk u around lovely spot were I have them beside the canal even just give u oral after it u don’t have to return the favour”

That one was a bit of a rollercoaster! Horses, the canal, unreciprocated oral, it had it all.

Another gem “wanna fuck in a double decker bus?”

Best ever though was “you’re hotter than a junkie’s spoon”

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

""I need to masturbate over your bottom as you do a poo and soak your cheeks in seed"

Romance ain't dead then

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

"Want my bag emptied

Maybe needed help with shopping!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Do u like horses I’ve a few if u be up for looking at them some time u can even get on one and il walk u around lovely spot were I have them beside the canal even just give u oral after it u don’t have to return the favour”

You can't say he didn't put a lot of effort into it!!

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Got 1 this morning simply saying 'where you?'

Nothing else at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got 1 this morning simply saying 'where you?'

Nothing else at all

Another version is 'you about'

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By *len-cocoMan
over a year ago

Cork

You can't say he didn't put a lot of effort into it!! "

It's original in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was from a couple and all it said was ( cock size) Thats all

I sent back big enough

Got blocked

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By *askia_1TV/TS
over a year ago

From Dublin living in Amsterdam

"So when are youse free would u like to see your girl getting fucked hard and used by. Fat dock dominate

That is word for word message from the illiterate dumbass

He was blocked

Hahaha it brillent when they can't even get the crap spelled right

Nor can you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you fuck in the graveyard ? Is one I got repeatedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was "you are a dirty slut"

Ohh my god, I love being called that

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By *len-cocoMan
over a year ago

Cork

"Mine was "you are a dirty slut"

Ohh my god, I love being called that

Don't encourage them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One time after composing a well-thought-out opening message to a lady on my hotlist, and nothing too dirty either, I received back the lovely response that simply said: "Twat."

Previously, with a different message but with the same set-up and to a different person, the response was: "Idiot", which was also nice :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never receive the first message

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

I've had a few similar to some above but the shortest one I got was "fuck?"

I just replied with "off?"

In my defence I thought it was a word association game

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