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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone ever get stuck looking for a man to fix that leaky pipe....that broken light

Here at tradesmen in your area we are privaged to provide the help and care needed to turn that frown upside-down...

Just post your problem here and we can see if one of our experts can visit your area...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I think you've watched too much 80's porn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Needs recreation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a creaky floorboard in my bedroom.

It only creaks when you move a certain way in the bed

I’d have to show you, but it does drive me nuts.

Is this something within your capabilities?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpenter here can help wit any calls out you mite have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some scumbag broke into Kaizers residence and blocked the toilet

Bring gloves and a bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much to mention.. They may have to stay a very long time lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I make a list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm meant to be a tradesman but I'm on my phone most the time so I'll just come take piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm meant to be a tradesman but I'm on my phone most the time so I'll just come take piece

I've plenty of jobs for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm fairly handy here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm meant to be a tradesman but I'm on my phone most the time so I'll just come take piece

I've plenty of jobs for you

Just realizing now I said piece hahaha..anyjobs you have I'd gladly take up..might take a few shifts..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm meant to be a tradesman but I'm on my phone most the time so I'll just come take piece

I've plenty of jobs for you

Just realizing now I said piece hahaha..anyjobs you have I'd gladly take up..might take a few shifts..

Might take whole weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm meant to be a tradesman but I'm on my phone most the time so I'll just come take piece

I've plenty of jobs for you

Just realizing now I said piece hahaha..anyjobs you have I'd gladly take up..might take a few shifts..

Might take whole weekends

Sign me up

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By *amelman7823Man
over a year ago

Ashbourne

I can deliver items, i only need to know if you like it in the front or if i should pop it round the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I so need a hot painter decorater to admire while he does some wallpapering in overalls.

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By *amelman7823Man
over a year ago

Ashbourne

"I so need a hot painter decorater to admire while he does some wallpapering in overalls. "

Is it any wonder you need a decorator madam, your not meant to be putting heels on your walls !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an Electrical Engineer but I'd still have to double check a YouTube tutorial before changing a lightbulb...

Think I may have to retrain as a pipe fitter

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By *rade69Man
over a year ago

dublin

I’m loving the one op plenty of damsels in distress .. you could possibly do all the jobs I could sub into you and help some hot housewives out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm meant to be a tradesman but I'm on my phone most the time so I'll just come take piece

It’s part of our jobs pal .... I call it research

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By *obshortMan
over a year ago

Cork

"I have a creaky floorboard in my bedroom.

It only creaks when you move a certain way in the bed

I’d have to show you, but it does drive me nuts.

Is this something within your capabilities?"

Creaking floors, no worries. We can sort that. And we might be able to do something about you going nuts, also. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just broke the bed with these 2 women i have in it

Can u come fix it we can move to other room

Just dont disturn us??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I so need a hot painter decorater to admire while he does some wallpapering in overalls.

Is it any wonder you need a decorator madam, your not meant to be putting heels on your walls !!

Sure why do you think I need a decorator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I make a list

I'm not too far from you Busty.... I'm sure I could sort you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m available in north Leinster I have the perfect tool for any job,

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By *anysicoMan
over a year ago

cork

I can fix creaking floor boards in any room , just ask

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By *eteeMan
over a year ago

limerick tipp border

Chippy here. Ladies, I've a good pair of hands.....so. I'm told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is getting interesting.. Any plumbers and plasterers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is getting interesting.. Any plumbers and plasterers?

Plasterer at your service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is getting interesting.. Any plumbers and plasterers?

Plasterer at your service"

Nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone qualified to...fix the Mrs??

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By *ixieboy13Man
over a year ago

Waterford City

Cabinet maker here

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By *ixieboy13Man
over a year ago

Waterford City

"Anyone qualified to...fix the Mrs?how badly broken is she?"

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By *amsuzieCouple
over a year ago

newtownards

Need a tiler !

Men are like tiles , if they are laid well , you can walk all over them ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is naked ironing a trade???

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By *adypleasercossacMan
over a year ago

antrim

"Need a tiler !

Men are like tiles , if they are laid well , you can walk all over them ??????"

Suzi could walk all over me any day. Or night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey if i say i can troubleshoot computers?

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By *af105Man
over a year ago

newtownards

From bathrooms to kitchens I'll happily work in any room

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"This is getting interesting.. Any plumbers and plasterers?

Are u leaking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok ok... One at a time... Creamy floorboards are not an issue pm with more details...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That is the best idea you've had.. why is it taking so long.....

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By *anysicoMan
over a year ago

cork

This place is probably the fastest way to get a tradesman, most won't even answer the phone ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpenter or window / carpet cleaner at ur service here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two jobs so far.. lol

Should have done this before.. best form of advertising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shot.... I’m no good with my hands, I can’t change a fuse in a plug or a light bulb but if anyone needs cheap cigarettes or tobacco then I’m your man..... I’ll even deliver within reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No cross boarder antics please

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By *iscreetbuddyMan
over a year ago

Kilmainham

One once spent an hour after a meet fixing a ballcock on a toilet that had been overflowing for weeks, a dodgy overflow in an attic and was gonna go look at a blocked down pipe but her husband was coming home so I couldn’t

Fun times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AHH yes...the good ol' tradesman ploy....

...it really is a brilliant ..and genuine ...way of meeting the ladies in the real world ...so many are married to guys that just haven't a clue how to fix even the smallest of problems in their house...it's a serious way of meeting ladies ... honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's actually scary how many useless men are out the attending to women.

Crazy

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By *af105Man
over a year ago

newtownards

Been known to cause and plug the odd leak and cover the odd cracl

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By *ordjeffMan
over a year ago

around and about ,as travel.

Electrcal probs to sort out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring some Colour into your lives Ladies..??

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By *ipsandthighsMan
over a year ago

dublin

Feck all use at fixing floods i am however good at creating them!

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By *exyShakira18Couple
over a year ago

wicklow

Need a plumber to fit a new shower

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By *hiaboutMan
over a year ago

johnstown

Problem with that is u prob need an electrican as well to commission it .these trades men only stick to their own expertise nowadays gone are the days of the jack of all trades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told ...I'm good with my hands and tools ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sparkys out there, help me rewire, and I promise to blow a few fuses x

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By *oosanMan
over a year ago

outskirts galway

"Any sparkys out there, help me rewire, and I promise to blow a few fuses x"
I'm a carpenter but would chance wiring anything for ya

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By *outh_of_EdenMan
over a year ago

visiting 11th

"I think you've watched too much 80's porn

80's porn has given younger people an unrealistic sense of tradesmens response times !!!

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By *ivelifeMan
over a year ago

Border region

Need help with a ATM anyone fit to drive jeep or digger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electrician.

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By *exyShakira18Couple
over a year ago

wicklow

"Problem with that is u prob need an electrican as well to commission it .these trades men only stick to their own expertise nowadays gone are the days of the jack of all trades"

Thats true, so ill need a plumber and electrician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iam a plumber always ready to offer my services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any sparkys out there, help me rewire, and I promise to blow a few fuses x I'm a carpenter but would chance wiring anything for ya

Lol thanks for that x

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By *reland8Man
over a year ago

sandyford

Add me to the list

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By *rezMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Naked Chef ?

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

I have some pictures I need to be hung up.

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By *nnmarietarecyCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Need a plumber

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By *irishladMan
over a year ago

Malahide

Can turn my hand to anything!

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Spark here, willing to remove shorts n check your box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painter here to give u that shade of RED ur requested for the bedroom...lol

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

Well if your garden needs a good clean up I can help. or some Hard landscaping

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By *oey4somefunMan
over a year ago

Dublin/Drogheda

Mechanic here, anyone for a lube service

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By *hesexaddictMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I need an Electritian

I’m Not a tradesman but work in IT, I can check you system for virus and make it run better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electrician here wouldn’t take on to do work that’s not in my trade do! Isn’t that what trade unions are for!;) haha

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By *r magic8Man
over a year ago

belfast

Tiler at ur service, & u can walk all over me x

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By *r magic8Man
over a year ago

belfast

Tiler at ur service, & u can walk all over me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iam a very handy guy.. fully qualified but can turn my hands to most things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast in bed specialist no job too small

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By *eteeMan
over a year ago

limerick tipp border

"I have some pictures I need to be hung up.

I could do that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plasterer here

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By *ustang 90Man
over a year ago

D15

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By *ustang 90Man
over a year ago

D15

"I so need a hot painter decorater to admire while he does some wallpapering in overalls. "

I'd definitely decorate you, with some icing on the top, if you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a mechanic that can work miracles I need

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By *tooleMan
over a year ago

Munster

"It's a mechanic that can work miracles I need"

I'm fairly qualified to insert a piston into your cylinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a mechanic that can work miracles I need

I'm fairly qualified to insert a piston into your cylinder

You might be slightly over qualified for that position

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By *tooleMan
over a year ago

Munster

"It's a mechanic that can work miracles I need

I'm fairly qualified to insert a piston into your cylinder

You might be slightly over qualified for that position"

No job is too big or small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a mechanic that can work miracles I need

I'm fairly qualified to insert a piston into your cylinder

You might be slightly over qualified for that position

No job is too big or small

The brains of the car needs rewiring...

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By *iwh01Man
over a year ago

mullingar

"It's a mechanic that can work miracles I need

I'm fairly qualified to insert a piston into your cylinder

You might be slightly over qualified for that position

No job is too big or small

The brains of the car needs rewiring..."

Hammond Lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a mechanic that can work miracles I need

I'm fairly qualified to insert a piston into your cylinder

You might be slightly over qualified for that position

No job is too big or small

Not looking too far off to be fair

The brains of the car needs rewiring...

Hammond Lane

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By *iwh01Man
over a year ago

mullingar

"It's a mechanic that can work miracles I need

I'm fairly qualified to insert a piston into your cylinder

You might be slightly over qualified for that position

No job is too big or small

Not looking too far off to be fair

The brains of the car needs rewiring...

Hammond Lane

Lol. I’ll come give you the jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some pictures I need to be hung up.

Have all the tools that is needed for that now can call up anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mechanic reporting for duty, ready to put my big spanner to use, service your needs and give you the full once over ha

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By *oversLusting!Couple
over a year ago

Thinking of buying a second hand kitchen. looks great. Any advice on this and how much to have a carpenter install?

Online, people generally have good experiences and have saved a fortune doing this. Have a lot of renovations to do, so wondering if this would be a good road to go down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumber here if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roofer here if required

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By *rish boy 69Man
over a year ago

Southside

"Problem with that is u prob need an electrican as well to commission it .these trades men only stick to their own expertise nowadays gone are the days of the jack of all trades

Thats true, so ill need a plumber and electrician

Not really, I’m a Rgi plumber that wires showers and boilers. It’s part of the training.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This id looking more like d.o.n.e.d.e.a.l the further the post goes

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By *ilverskin321Man
over a year ago

limavady

I’m a tree man but known to trim the odd bush ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of buying a second hand kitchen. looks great. Any advice on this and how much to have a carpenter install?

Online, people generally have good experiences and have saved a fortune doing this. Have a lot of renovations to do, so wondering if this would be a good road to go down. "

Just be careful that the measurements etc of the one you're thinking of buying are within the same of your kitchen cause sometimes people buy second hand kitchens thinking they're great value and then the door openings and window openings in Their own kitchen don't suit the size of the units in the one they've bought especially as regards the wall units . depending of course in the money you're paying ,it's always well worth a visit to a cash & carry kitchen showroom ,l've fitted their stuff for people over the years and found that they are very good quality especially in the saucepan drawer units ..you just bring your kitchen size measurements and they do out all the unit sizes for you .of course you will get those that say they're rubbish but thats only them trying to promote their own stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a plumber . My boiler is dodge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone ever get stuck looking for a man to fix that leaky pipe....that broken light

Here at tradesmen in your area we are privaged to provide the help and care needed to turn that frown upside-down...

Just post your problem here and we can see if one of our experts can visit your area...

Get posting "

Joiner not in the area but here for advice

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By *rish boy 69Man
over a year ago

Southside

I’m a plumber/ RGI and Iv always wondering if any one from here is one of my customers. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I so need a hot painter decorater to admire while he does some wallpapering in overalls. "

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By *ordjeffMan
over a year ago

around and about ,as travel.

I'm a jack of all trades

Willing to try anything

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By *anabecdTV/TS
over a year ago

Limerick/ tipp

I'm a carpenter if anyone wants a few bits done lol

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