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"Cucumber, Strawberries, Cream and an extra pillow please " Certainly sir, should I chop the cucumber or leave it whole for you?  | |||
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"A stepladder so the poster can reach me  "No need sir I’m wearing the appropriate footwear to facilitate such a height difference  | |||
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"Cucumber, Strawberries, Cream and an extra pillow please Certainly sir, should I chop the cucumber or leave it whole for you? "That’s entirely up too how you like it | |||
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"Cucumber, Strawberries, Cream and an extra pillow please Certainly sir, should I chop the cucumber or leave it whole for you?
That’s entirely up too how you like it "Cucumber, strawberries and cream is a strange meal but we try not to judge here at the fab hotel. I’ll have it all sent up to you | |||
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"G&T and ice cream please room 69 " Certainly sir, one scoop or two? | |||
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"Don't need anything sent up.... Already had my needs taken care of this evening by way of a wee quickie on the way home. "Might I recommend drawing yourself a nice hot bath sir? It’s very relaxing to sit back and do some reminiscing | |||
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"The ERU & the number of a good solicitor please " I have a family member in the ERU sir I shall put in a call for you! I’m sure there’s a good solicitor staying on the same floor as you, I’ll make some calls | |||
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"A stepladder so the poster can reach me
No need sir I’m wearing the appropriate footwear to facilitate such a height difference "Well if that's the case. Get inside this room quick so I can use those appropriate footwear to your advantage | |||
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"A rose..a flogger..bucket of ice and two whiskey sours.." Certainly sir, what impeccable taste I might add. I hope you don’t mind but I’ve added a crop to your order. I think you’ll find it to pleasurable to swap between the two If you need any assistance please do not beside to contact me | |||
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"Don't need anything sent up.... Already had my needs taken care of this evening by way of a wee quickie on the way home.
Might I recommend drawing yourself a nice hot bath sir? It’s very relaxing to sit back and do some reminiscing "Do I have to draw my own bath!!?? What sort of service is this!? Lol I would LOVE a bath and maybe a back rub while I reminisce...... Does room service cater for this???? | |||
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"Room service?  "No shenanigans like last time Mr Thunderkiss | |||
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"Who said you're leaving the room?" Sir you hardly think I deliver the room service? My minions do that. I am by special request only | |||
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"Don't need anything sent up.... Already had my needs taken care of this evening by way of a wee quickie on the way home.
Might I recommend drawing yourself a nice hot bath sir? It’s very relaxing to sit back and do some reminiscing
Do I have to draw my own bath!!?? What sort of service is this!? Lol
I would LOVE a bath and maybe a back rub while I reminisce...... Does room service cater for this???? "Sir we’ve been knocking on your door for the last half hour. If you kindly open it we’ll gladly run you a bath. Greta our work experience staff from Sweden is fully trained in the art of body rubs. I think you will find her most pleasing | |||
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"A hug?" Most definitely! I’ll personally deliver this one myself | |||
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"A hug? Most definitely! I’ll personally deliver this one myself "You'd get a huge tip | |||
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"A hug? Most definitely! I’ll personally deliver this one myself
You'd get a huge tip "Tips are always appreciated here at the Fab Hotel | |||
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"Who said you're leaving the room? Sir you hardly think I deliver the room service? My minions do that. I am by special request only "Mmm...requires further discussion..care to broaden your filters? | |||
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"Room service?
No shenanigans like last time Mr Thunderkiss "That cctv footage is inadmissible in a court of law | |||
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"Room service?
No shenanigans like last time Mr Thunderkiss
That cctv footage is inadmissible in a court of law "But it is adequate enough to have a mark against your name Kaiser  | |||
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"Room service?
No shenanigans like last time Mr Thunderkiss
That cctv footage is inadmissible in a court of law
But it is adequate enough to have a mark against your name Kaiser "Oh yeah, a big mark | |||
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"Room service?
No shenanigans like last time Mr Thunderkiss
That cctv footage is inadmissible in a court of law
But it is adequate enough to have a mark against your name Kaiser
Oh yeah, a big mark "Mr Thunderkiss I’ll see you in my office now! Greta you know the deal, hold all my calls until further notice. | |||
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"Room service?
No shenanigans like last time Mr Thunderkiss
That cctv footage is inadmissible in a court of law
But it is adequate enough to have a mark against your name Kaiser
Oh yeah, a big mark
Mr Thunderkiss
I’ll see you in my office now! Greta you know the deal, hold all my calls until further notice. "Greta your on your own for the foreseeable future | |||
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"Good Morning I’m wondering could management provide the following for an early check in first please 1. Pancakes and Bacon for breakfast 2. Some bottles of iced San Palegrino 3. A sexy pvc clad lady with sub tendencies and a riding crop Thank you "Afternoon sir The pancakes and bacon are on the way up to you. We don’t normally stock San Pelegrino but we’ve run out to pick some up for you. We are just doing our weekly oil and shine on our pvc so it might not be ready for another hour or so. Just enough time to leave your food settle and have you raring to go. | |||
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"Greatly appreciate the stellar work by management of this establishment My gratitude shall be reflected in the gratuity in check out Does the management accept floral appreciation deliveries in person?? " That’s very kind of you sir! Preferred floral displays would be of Peonies or Tulips | |||
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