FabSwingers.com forum: There all hit we the same hatchet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was told once by a guy in a leather jacket as he spread a dollop of dax on his already crisp n dry soaked mullet. I asked this wise old man but why sir? Why are some gashes bigger than other gashed vaginas with these so called hatches. The wise old man said son they maybe hit with an axe a hatchet or a can opener but you just remember that one day I have literally forgot the punch line no joking but I'm the off chance of anyone wanting a fuck please pm as will save me using up all my msgs later mass sending cock pics and hi how's you txts. Anyhoo forgot wat I was Gona say there take me d*unk I'm home please and thanks