FabSwingers.com forum: How to keep warm?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shiver me timbers it's cold

How will the average Fabhead stay warm this winter?

Intercourse?

Masterbation?

Central Heating?

Solid Fuel?

A large bath full of hot Minestrone Soup?

Emigrate?

Kaizer is tempted to hibernate in the Man cave until March at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bodyheat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bodyheat "

With or without a towel Lassy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The towel is optional

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The towel is optional

Lets opt.. no towels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexercise - the benefits are multiple. I eagerly anticipate the the return of my beloved from abroad today,tired of being cold and horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sexercise - the benefits are multiple. I eagerly anticipate the the return of my beloved from abroad today,tired of being cold and horny

That's something to look forward to

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By *mokey and the bandit 1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Well this week to deal with the cold we are fucking off somewhere warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this week to deal with the cold we are fucking off somewhere warm"

Jealousy levels are a 9.8 on the richter scale

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By *opite 5Man
over a year ago

Bangor

Immigrate, much more consistently better.

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By *hoknows82Man
over a year ago

Nenagh / South Dublin

If fucking-generated heat is not an option... thermal vests and longjohns!!

Très sexy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soapy baths, can’t beat them! Especially with company

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Emigration it is

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Share a shower

Share a bath

Share a hot tub

Have someone rub hot coconut oil all over your body

Share a bed with cotton sheets

Hug

Cuddle

Let the cat sit on you.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Thermal vest and bloomers... Now there's an image for ya

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

"Thermal vest and bloomers... Now there's an image for ya

Mental image obtained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air to Water unit and underfloor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Let the cat sit on you. "

Is that a metaphor?

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A fluffy onesie solves the cold problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 star jumps and run on the spot for 2 minutes. Or maybe just eat some hot sauce...off of a hot lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slipper socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop mangrooming.....

Its cheaper and more effective than oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at home now sitting in front of a blazing fire, this is the life

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"I'm at home now sitting in front of a blazing fire, this is the life

Budge over and make some room for two more... it’s freezing here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm at home now sitting in front of a blazing fire, this is the life

Budge over and make some room for two more... it’s freezing here!

Eh sorry, the dog took your seat

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"I'm at home now sitting in front of a blazing fire, this is the life

Budge over and make some room for two more... it’s freezing here!

Eh sorry, the dog took your seat

Awww that’s pretty woof of him!

Brrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Share a shower

Share a bath

Share a hot tub

Have someone rub hot coconut oil all over your body

Share a bed with cotton sheets

Hug

Cuddle

Let the cat sit on you. "

Any girls able to give a massage like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely that chest hair would come in handy K?

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

"Well this week to deal with the cold we are fucking off somewhere warm

Jealousy levels are a 9.8 on the richter scale

Told ya Kaizer move your ass here, to Malaga!

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

"Stop mangrooming.....

Its cheaper and more effective than oil

Ha! You meant winter man fur? Defo!

Ah what the ladies can do then? Body heat, sex, or bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slave on the bog all summer long so you can smugly look over your turf empire in the shed. Now to to toast my bare arse off the fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slave on the bog all summer long so you can smugly look over your turf empire in the shed. Now to to toast my bare arse off the fire"

God no! The midges in the bog suck you better than an olympic straw tester

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely that chest hair would come in handy K?

The Manbeast is a warm blooded creature! Whilst this magnificent fur coat keeps Kaizer warm (and is also completely inflammable). The dramatic drop in temperature along with the reduction in day light hours through out winter means yours truly is literally shivering timbers all winter long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely that chest hair would come in handy K?

Inflammable - are you sure about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely that chest hair would come in handy K?

Inflammable - are you sure about that

72% certain your highness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot water bottle... tootsies....fleece blanket... Porridge lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I love this weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love this weather

Yeah but your not right in head CJ

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Let yourself feel the cold as the winter aproaches, your body will increase its brown fat stores, and then your body can just burn fat to keep you warm during the winter.

Avoid the cold, turn on the temp in your car, and work in heated office, and you will never have any brown fat and be cold all winter as soon as you are exposed to it.

Thats assuming you are Irish and evolved thousands of years for this climate.

If youre from somewhere else then just wrap up warm and wank?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... just wrap up warm and wank?"

Easiest option really

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I love this weather

Yeah but your not right in head CJ

Total nutter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love this weather

Yeah but your not right in head CJ

Total nutter

Not that type of mental impediment CJ

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Oh a big spoon, all applications to inbox please x

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

"Oh a big spoon, all applications to inbox please x "

Love a long slow close spoon. Sex is inevitable alas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love this weather

I cannot cope with the cold.. but I still can’t sleep in anything more than pants

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I love this weather

I cannot cope with the cold.. but I still can’t sleep in anything more than pants

Au naturale is the only way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting in wetsuit....

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

heavy weights at the gym and when i get home running around after the rugrats then has himself in the bed so i think im covered???

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By *c90Man
over a year ago

Noiseville

Longjohns and a fur coat

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

"Slave on the bog all summer long so you can smugly look over your turf empire in the shed. Now to to toast my bare arse off the fire"

There's something very satisfying about a shed full of turf or timber as winter is closing in, thankfully I haven't bent my back in the bog for a good few years now , all my fuel is free and stockpiled over the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sauna in my house

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Only ever slept au naturel..... I actually like a cold bed !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love this weather

I cannot cope with the cold.. but I still can’t sleep in anything more than pants

Or with a pea under the mattress

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Thermal vest and bloomers... Now there's an image for ya

Tis Fab your on. More like your attire will be a fetish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot water bottle... tootsies....fleece blanket... Porridge lol "

Ah yes ..the good ol' Porridge...with hemp & chia seeds ,cod liver oil , blueberries & honey ....yum yum ...

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Hot water bottle... tootsies....fleece blanket... Porridge lol

Ah yes ..the good ol' Porridge...with hemp & chia seeds ,cod liver oil , blueberries & honey ....yum yum ...

All Sounded so good until the cod liver oil part

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Do it like the eskimos both naked snuggled together .

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