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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla."

Don't worry Big Harry, the joke is on them, most of those women that are looking for that wouldn't have a chance with those lads as they wouldn't be in their league....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla."

Harry your just not looking at the right women

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By *illium_cobblersMan
over a year ago

swords EI & Derby UK

Yes i know theres a lot of chaff to sort through but if you lose the will to live halfway down the profile what you gonna do.

I know that “hello fancy a chat?” Is frowned upon here but sometimes old school is the best way to find out things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla.

Harry your just not looking at the right women "

I look in every nook and cranny.

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

Exactly.

It's amazing how many are looking for a sense of humour, a good personality that matches and a basic understanding of the English language.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla.

Harry your just not looking at the right women I look in every nook and cranny."

Ohh I bet you do

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Harry they'll make an exception for you, all the ladies think your a riad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Don't worry Big Harry, the joke is on them, most of those women that are looking for that wouldn't have a chance with those lads as they wouldn't be in their league.... "

Wow...Just Wow!!!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

It's a numbers game. Supply and demand. Females get to be picky. Dont like it?.. dont fuck 'em

Able to do better elsewhere?... off you trot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla."

Harry...

I like Gorillas especially silver backs..

and most of the lads are walking Dicks so 6'of full dick...

Your on about demands most of the guys only are looking for a woman with a pulse...

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla.

Harry...

I like Gorillas especially silver backs..

and most of the lads are walking Dicks so 6'of full dick...

Your on about demands most of the guys only are looking for a woman with a pulse... "

Goldie, a pulse isnt necessary for some guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla.

Harry...

I like Gorillas especially silver backs..

and most of the lads are walking Dicks so 6'of full dick...

Your on about demands most of the guys only are looking for a woman with a pulse...

Goldie, a pulse isnt necessary for some guys "

Ahhh.....dont get me started on munting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a numbers game. Supply and demand. Females get to be picky. Dont like it?.. dont fuck 'em

Able to do better elsewhere?... off you trot."

Ah sure I'm not fussy as long as she has a pussy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla.

Harry...

I like Gorillas especially silver backs..

and most of the lads are walking Dicks so 6'of full dick...

Your on about demands most of the guys only are looking for a woman with a pulse...

Goldie, a pulse isnt necessary for some guys "

Ah but you're so hot you can fuck yourself.

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By *uckypuppy007Woman
over a year ago

dublin


"It's a numbers game. Supply and demand. Females get to be picky. Dont like it?.. dont fuck 'em

Able to do better elsewhere?... off you trot."

#fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a numbers game. Supply and demand. Females get to be picky. Dont like it?.. dont fuck 'em

Able to do better elsewhere?... off you trot.

#fact "

You sure it's not fiction.

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

How dare they have demands. They should be flocking to meet such a wonderful specimen as yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How dare they have demands. They should be flocking to meet such a wonderful specimen as yourself "
Good man that's the spirit.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"It's a numbers game. Supply and demand. Females get to be picky. Dont like it?.. dont fuck 'em

Able to do better elsewhere?... off you trot.

#fact You sure it's not fiction."

Your trolling quality is going right down Harry. You need to knuckle down a bit if you want to keep up your reputation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a numbers game. Supply and demand. Females get to be picky. Dont like it?.. dont fuck 'em

Able to do better elsewhere?... off you trot.

#fact You sure it's not fiction.

Your trolling quality is going right down Harry. You need to knuckle down a bit if you want to keep up your reputation. "

If you don't stop chasing after me on the forums people will think your a stalker.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Stick with it harry, when you look down through their verifications of the women who have "Must be fit and well hung", well its just a bunch of skinny arm men with little dicks.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"It's a numbers game. Supply and demand. Females get to be picky. Dont like it?.. dont fuck 'em

Able to do better elsewhere?... off you trot.

#fact You sure it's not fiction.

Your trolling quality is going right down Harry. You need to knuckle down a bit if you want to keep up your reputation. If you don't stop chasing after me on the forums people will think your a stalker."

Aww sorry I didnt mean to make you paranoid Harry. You carry on as best you can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a numbers game. Supply and demand. Females get to be picky. Dont like it?.. dont fuck 'em

Able to do better elsewhere?... off you trot.

#fact You sure it's not fiction.

Your trolling quality is going right down Harry. You need to knuckle down a bit if you want to keep up your reputation. If you don't stop chasing after me on the forums people will think your a stalker.

Aww sorry I didnt mean to make you paranoid Harry. You carry on as best you can. "

No your ok it's obvious you have feelings for me.

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

They really want YOU Harry. All those demands are just to the rest of us out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They really want YOU Harry. All those demands are just to the rest of us out."
Ah sure look I don't mind sharing.

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By *angero3aMan
over a year ago

swords

ha some think they will find brad pitt on here

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

At least those fat birds aren’t looking spoilt or looking a sugar daddy. We’re not that fuckin daft or desperate. “Spoil me !”.... get tee fuck

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By *ancyachatnowMan
over a year ago

Naas

I'd have to agree with Harry and one of the ladies that left a comment . It's certainly a numbers game .

There's some women that are rude on her and not of super model material yet they are acting like A list celebs

I find it hilarious yet amusing

Well that's the happy World of fabbing eh

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Im not demanding but know what i like and would rather go without if i could not find what i want. I must say OP that a profile with no pics stands no chance.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Im not demanding but know what i like and would rather go without if i could not find what i want. I must say OP that a profile with no pics stands no chance."
Agree. Im not going to get up on just anyone. Not a case of wanting tom hardy lookalike but more that there has to be a physical attraction as well as getting on with someone. People have their preferences (although tom hardy lookalike would go down a treat ha ha) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla."

Well Harry, did you find a wee woman in the end?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla.

Well Harry, did you find a wee woman in the end? "

Not a wee or big one.Dont know what I'm doing wrong.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla."

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Could have called yourself

BIGHAIRY2000 or SHAGPILE then!

There's a market for everyone here OP!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla.

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Could have called yourself

BIGHAIRY2000 or SHAGPILE then!

There's a market for everyone here OP!! "

An no I like Harry it's kinda sexy don't you think.

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla.

Well Harry, did you find a wee woman in the end? Not a wee or big one.Dont know what I'm doing wrong."

its a total mystery

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Last minute of a ladies county final and it's a draw then it gets demanding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla.

Well Harry, did you find a wee woman in the end? Not a wee or big one.Dont know what I'm doing wrong. its a total mystery "

Tis a mystery sure enough.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla.

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Could have called yourself

BIGHAIRY2000 or SHAGPILE then!

There's a market for everyone here OP!! An no I like Harry it's kinda sexy don't you think. "

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Indeed, HARRY is a very sexy an apt name

Other sexy Harry's include Harry Potter, Hatty Houdini, Harry enfield and Harry Kane...

Course I had to be christened Tim

...as in Tiny Tim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was going through a few profiles looking for a wee woman for the weekend for some fun.But Jasus some of you ladies have very unrealistic demands. Like for e.g must have 10 inch Dick,or be 6f6inches have no body hair,have six pack abs.Jasus sure I can't meet those demands I'm as hairy as a silver back gorilla.

-----------

Could have called yourself

BIGHAIRY2000 or SHAGPILE then!

There's a market for everyone here OP!! An no I like Harry it's kinda sexy don't you think.

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Indeed, HARRY is a very sexy an apt name

Other sexy Harry's include Harry Potter, Hatty Houdini, Harry enfield and Harry Kane...

Course I had to be christened Tim

...as in Tiny Tim "

Ah sure Tim is ok as well not as sexy as Harry but ok.

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