FabSwingers.com forum: Is food better than sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sex is great

Hugging and kissing is great

But....

You know

Crispy streaky Bacon rocks....

What food would get you off your partner/favourite toy ?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

No food in the world would stop me mid session. There is plenty of time to eat after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No food in the world would stop me mid session. There is plenty of time to eat after. "

Well said

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

If it is a mixture of carbs and fats it will give you a dopamine release. Depending on how much your body releases will be how much you enjoy it.

Thats why some foods are called comfort foods, when people break up and feel bad they eat them for the dopamine release.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No food in the world would stop me mid session. There is plenty of time to eat after. "

Even prawn crackers?

There's a dopamine release right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No definitely not id eat pussy over pizza any day

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

No food in the world would stop me mid session. There is plenty of time to eat after.

Even prawn crackers?

There's a dopamine release right there

Nope not even prawn crackers

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Not in the middle of a famine would I stop mid job for food, can you imagine the verification that would be left for ya, ya'd have to hang your boots up here then

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By *heBeardandTheWonderfulCouple
over a year ago

Never understand food vs sex questions. Ever heard of Foodplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno - I've had some crappy crappy sex over the years. Pretty sure pancakes could of tempted me away from a lot of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno - I've had some crappy crappy sex over the years. Pretty sure pancakes could of tempted me away from a lot of it.

I make 'mean' pancakes apparently.

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Two monkeys were getting down and dirty in the zoo. A mother visiting with her young kids called a member of staff and asked him to do something to get them to stop. What can I do says the man. Throw them a banana or something she says. Would you stop for a banana was his reply. RIP Brendan Grace

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

Anyone who thinks food is better than sex is doing it wrong me thinks

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Depends...I have dined on some very tasty treat's both in and out of the bedroom

I have moaned (in a great way) over food and sex then again I have also moaned (in a bad way) because of both also

I am very passionate about food among other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver me timbers

Rashers or Hot sex!?

What da fuck is going on with the world

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Shiver me timbers

Rashers or Hot sex!?

What da fuck is going on with the world

Why choose, they are not in competition and stop shivering your timbers or you will get a splinter

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

What if the sex was crap but the food was amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shiver me timbers

Rashers or Hot sex!?

What da fuck is going on with the world

Why choose, they are not in competition and stop shivering your timbers or you will get a splinter"

All hope is lost B!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Shiver me timbers

Rashers or Hot sex!?

What da fuck is going on with the world

Why choose, they are not in competition and stop shivering your timbers or you will get a splinter

All hope is lost B!

Hoping you are referring to the splinters and not the food

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

Some sex , and some food

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

If I'm that hungry during sex , I'll just eat her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is great

Hugging and kissing is great

But....

You know

Crispy streaky Bacon rocks....

What food would get you off your partner/favourite toy ?

That happens when having depression

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Why comparing them? You might as well compare tits with a car.

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By *avidc2019Man
over a year ago

dublin

You need to build up appetite SEX ALWAYS WINS

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

"Why comparing them? You might as well compare tits with a car.

Tits every time, although bacon beats car every time too

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

"Why comparing them? You might as well compare tits with a car.

CAR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two monkeys were getting down and dirty in the zoo. A mother visiting with her young kids called a member of staff and asked him to do something to get them to stop. What can I do says the man. Throw them a banana or something she says. Would you stop for a banana was his reply. RIP Brendan Grace"

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Food is better than bad or mediocre sex, but good sex is better than food. END OF DISCUSSION.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dunno - I've had some crappy crappy sex over the years. Pretty sure pancakes could of tempted me away from a lot of it.

Home-made or shop-bought?

If you want readymade pancakes rather than the sex that's pretty shit sex!

Maybe that's the benchmark...what would you rather have been eating than shagging...

"How was your meet?"

"Meh...better than a Tayto sandwhich but would rather have been tucking into a chow mein"

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I think if i was going to stop during sex for food the problem wouldnt be hunger...

It would be some other issue and not stomach related.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Why comparing them? You might as well compare tits with a car.

Well if its got tits and tyres you're going to have trouble with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd happily stop to fuel up with a burger from my favorite restaurant especially if there's a glass of southern comfort to go with it. Jay wouldn't mind at all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno - I've had some crappy crappy sex over the years. Pretty sure pancakes could of tempted me away from a lot of it.

Home-made or shop-bought?

If you want readymade pancakes rather than the sex that's pretty shit sex!

Maybe that's the benchmark...what would you rather have been eating than shagging...

"How was your meet?"

"Meh...better than a Tayto sandwhich but would rather have been tucking into a chow mein"

LOL I like this rating system!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex and food in one go? Why not?

There will be always time to eat food after a hot and steamy session

I haven't had a crap sex yet and hopefully it wouldn't happen!

Cooking and having sex? Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food is better than bad or mediocre sex, but good sex is better than food. END OF DISCUSSION. "

S³ talks sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why comparing them? You might as well compare tits with a car.

So you can get a car with tits now eh!?

Must be German

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By *og2018Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny

I mean, we can go 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food and have seen people last a lifetime without sex ??

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

"I dunno - I've had some crappy crappy sex over the years. Pretty sure pancakes could of tempted me away from a lot of it.

Would they be with sugar and lemon or the savory kind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. Brilliant...love it ...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Why comparing them? You might as well compare tits with a car.

So you can get a car with tits now eh!?

Must be German

Vorsprung durch Titten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why comparing them? You might as well compare tits with a car.

So you can get a car with tits now eh!?

Must be German

Vorsprung durch Titten

Sheer Driving Pleasure

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Why comparing them? You might as well compare tits with a car.

So you can get a car with tits now eh!?

Must be German

Vorsprung durch Titten

Sheer Driving Pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dunno - I've had some crappy crappy sex over the years. Pretty sure pancakes could of tempted me away from a lot of it.

Would they be with sugar and lemon or the savory kind? "

A savoury pancake is just a shit quiche.

If you're going to quit sex for pancakes we're talking:

Batter that has rested overnight

Butter

Sugar

Lemon

Maple syrup

Crispy streaky bacon

#factsarefacts

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