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By *ulu00 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Donegal

To have bad sex!!

I've been behaving the past few months for a few reasons but last week I was actually on the brink of dying from horniness and thought fuck it, so arranged a hook up with someone I've been chatting too for a while.

Met, chatted, then got down to the nitty gritty, I was primed and ready to give it my all and it was just meh! He was like a wee robot and in my head i was going I should have stuck with my rabbit tonight because no matter how I tried to change it up he still went back to what seemed to be a system he had.

Is this a thing? Do some men have a pattern to how they fuck? If so, change it the fuck up lol

So I anti climaxed instead of climaxed and just wanted to remind fabbers that life is too short to be having shite sex lol

Oh and before people start, he's not on fab so there is no veri for people to go you slagged that poor fella and now everyone knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To have bad sex!!

I've been behaving the past few months for a few reasons but last week I was actually on the brink of dying from horniness and thought fuck it, so arranged a hook up with someone I've been chatting too for a while.

Met, chatted, then got down to the nitty gritty, I was primed and ready to give it my all and it was just meh! He was like a wee robot and in my head i was going I should have stuck with my rabbit tonight because no matter how I tried to change it up he still went back to what seemed to be a system he had.

Is this a thing? Do some men have a pattern to how they fuck? If so, change it the fuck up lol

So I anti climaxed instead of climaxed and just wanted to remind fabbers that life is too short to be having shite sex lol

Oh and before people start, he's not on fab so there is no veri for people to go you slagged that poor fella and now everyone knows "

Morale to this story,stick to your rabbit...

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Donegal


"To have bad sex!!

I've been behaving the past few months for a few reasons but last week I was actually on the brink of dying from horniness and thought fuck it, so arranged a hook up with someone I've been chatting too for a while.

Met, chatted, then got down to the nitty gritty, I was primed and ready to give it my all and it was just meh! He was like a wee robot and in my head i was going I should have stuck with my rabbit tonight because no matter how I tried to change it up he still went back to what seemed to be a system he had.

Is this a thing? Do some men have a pattern to how they fuck? If so, change it the fuck up lol

So I anti climaxed instead of climaxed and just wanted to remind fabbers that life is too short to be having shite sex lol

Oh and before people start, he's not on fab so there is no veri for people to go you slagged that poor fella and now everyone knows

Morale to this story,stick to your rabbit...

"

Wee Roberto the rabbit sorted me out when I got home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I would always recommend sex on a first date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To have bad sex!!

I've been behaving the past few months for a few reasons but last week I was actually on the brink of dying from horniness and thought fuck it, so arranged a hook up with someone I've been chatting too for a while.

Met, chatted, then got down to the nitty gritty, I was primed and ready to give it my all and it was just meh! He was like a wee robot and in my head i was going I should have stuck with my rabbit tonight because no matter how I tried to change it up he still went back to what seemed to be a system he had.

Is this a thing? Do some men have a pattern to how they fuck? If so, change it the fuck up lol

So I anti climaxed instead of climaxed and just wanted to remind fabbers that life is too short to be having shite sex lol

Oh and before people start, he's not on fab so there is no veri for people to go you slagged that poor fella and now everyone knows

Morale to this story,stick to your rabbit...

Wee Roberto the rabbit sorted me out when I got home "

Been there myself...

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Bring the rabbit along next time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bring the rabbit along next time!"

To use it on him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stop giggling here

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Ah pre programed sex routine..... Nothing worse

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim


"Bring the rabbit along next time!

To use it on him? "

Yeah, a shock to the system to liven him up

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

It's really dissapointing when that happens. But I guess one person's crap sex is another person's amazing sex. He obviously likes his routine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bring the rabbit along next time!

To use it on him?

Yeah, a shock to the system to liven him up "

You never know,he might like that and all will ask for more

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Donegal

I think hed shite the tights if i produced the rabbit, that would royally fuck with his routine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think hed shite the tights if i produced the rabbit, that would royally fuck with his routine lol"

You made my day!!! seriously..

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny


"To have bad sex!!

I've been behaving the past few months for a few reasons but last week I was actually on the brink of dying from horniness and thought fuck it, so arranged a hook up with someone I've been chatting too for a while.

Met, chatted, then got down to the nitty gritty, I was primed and ready to give it my all and it was just meh! He was like a wee robot and in my head i was going I should have stuck with my rabbit tonight because no matter how I tried to change it up he still went back to what seemed to be a system he had.

Is this a thing? Do some men have a pattern to how they fuck? If so, change it the fuck up lol

So I anti climaxed instead of climaxed and just wanted to remind fabbers that life is too short to be having shite sex lol

Oh and before people start, he's not on fab so there is no veri for people to go you slagged that poor fella and now everyone knows "

He propably thought he was the best ever lol x

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By *enguin1Man
over a year ago

The sticks


"This is why I would always recommend sex on a first date "

I like your style

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Donegal


"To have bad sex!!

I've been behaving the past few months for a few reasons but last week I was actually on the brink of dying from horniness and thought fuck it, so arranged a hook up with someone I've been chatting too for a while.

Met, chatted, then got down to the nitty gritty, I was primed and ready to give it my all and it was just meh! He was like a wee robot and in my head i was going I should have stuck with my rabbit tonight because no matter how I tried to change it up he still went back to what seemed to be a system he had.

Is this a thing? Do some men have a pattern to how they fuck? If so, change it the fuck up lol

So I anti climaxed instead of climaxed and just wanted to remind fabbers that life is too short to be having shite sex lol

Oh and before people start, he's not on fab so there is no veri for people to go you slagged that poor fella and now everyone knows

He propably thought he was the best ever lol x"

Best thing about it is im a wee sensitive soul, the wind only has to change direction and hit me in right spot and im off like a rocket so its not like his job was hard lol but Roberto still had to see me right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not everyone is compatable sexually, what works for some wont for others.

Regardless of being on fab or not I dont see any need to slate someone just because your not a match in the sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really dissapointing when that happens. But I guess one person's crap sex is another person's amazing sex. He obviously likes his routine lol "

it's all about compatibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not everyone is compatable sexually, what works for some wont for others.

Regardless of being on fab or not I dont see any need to slate someone just because your not a match in the sack"

Lighten up!it's only a bit of fun... it was funny tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not everyone is compatable sexually, what works for some wont for others.

Regardless of being on fab or not I dont see any need to slate someone just because your not a match in the sack"

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Not everyone is compatible sexually, what works for some wont for others.

"

That's why I always say you have to meet and have sex if you want to find an fb or fwb, but I often get the impression that this concept seems to be to difficult to grasp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not everyone is compatible sexually, what works for some wont for others.

That's why I always say you have to meet and have sex if you want to find an fb or fwb, but I often get the impression that this concept seems to be to difficult to grasp. "

Kind of hard to have a fuck buddy without the fucking alright DH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not everyone is compatible sexually, what works for some wont for others.

That's why I always say you have to meet and have sex if you want to find an fb or fwb, but I often get the impression that this concept seems to be to difficult to grasp. "

It's the ONLY way to truly find the one ..or whatever number ...that takes you to where you want to go and by that l mean both parties...great sex for one does NOT necessarily mean it's the same for both ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not everyone is compatible sexually, what works for some wont for others.

That's why I always say you have to meet and have sex if you want to find an fb or fwb, but I often get the impression that this concept seems to be to difficult to grasp. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To have bad sex!!

I've been behaving the past few months for a few reasons but last week I was actually on the brink of dying from horniness and thought fuck it, so arranged a hook up with someone I've been chatting too for a while.

Met, chatted, then got down to the nitty gritty, I was primed and ready to give it my all and it was just meh! He was like a wee robot and in my head i was going I should have stuck with my rabbit tonight because no matter how I tried to change it up he still went back to what seemed to be a system he had.

Is this a thing? Do some men have a pattern to how they fuck? If so, change it the fuck up lol

So I anti climaxed instead of climaxed and just wanted to remind fabbers that life is too short to be having shite sex lol

Oh and before people start, he's not on fab so there is no veri for people to go you slagged that poor fella and now everyone knows "

Yes..it is too short to have bad sex ..but the only way to find that out if it's bad sex is by fucking ..so when you find that person ...that you BOTH enjoy great fucking with each other ..you don't do anything to lose them ...don't drop the diamond to pick up pennies ..

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