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By *un_guy_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick/Tipperary border

Any cure for the onset of of man flu. I reckon this may be the worst strain out there. I may not survive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lobotomy?

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By *ara198Woman
over a year ago

maynooth

Drink your own wee. Old traditional cure

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

Oh jaysus, man flu? I've heard of that. Sorry to be blunt but you are fucked buddy

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

Seriously though, a pint of hot water, juice of 1 whole lemon, honey and fresh ginger. Works for me every time

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

If you get that deadly strain I had last week you'll be lucky to pull through, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DON NOT ATTEMPT ANY HOUSEWORK.

You may not see morning, avoid work at all costs, be vocal and tell everyone as it may be your last moments with them, best of luck with it, I'll light a candle for you now

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By *ara198Woman
over a year ago

maynooth

Rest in peace my friend

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

Its no laughing matter, this just goes to show how serious it is!!

https://youtu.be/6keUdzwFCHU

But you seem to have caught it early, you might be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few hot whisky s sweat it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are not alone brother

Stay strong

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By *un_guy_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick/Tipperary border

Oh Jaysus did someone say work....

The mention of that word could make me puke.

I reckon at this rate I might even start to run a temperature.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Sorry to hear that op.

It was nice seeing your posts on here. I will light a candle for you and hope you make it through the night. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuck your cock and try to fool it into thinking your a woman

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By *un_guy_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick/Tipperary border


"Sorry to hear that op.

It was nice seeing your posts on here. I will light a candle for you and hope you make it through the night. X"

Keep that candle lit, I'm fading fast myself...

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By *adforit1304Man
over a year ago

Limerick/Clare

Too late for the flu jab i guess

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By *un4fun23456Man
over a year ago

ennis

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Netflix, alcohol and unlimited BJs help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm fucked too, hadn't the energy to get the TV remote on the mantle piece..had to get dog to it

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Sorry to hear that op.

It was nice seeing your posts on here. I will light a candle for you and hope you make it through the night. X

Keep that candle lit, I'm fading fast myself...

Lol I hope you made it through the night x

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Had it, killed it in 3 days, fruit juice, spoon of honey, 500mg disprin and boiling water 3 times a day works for me everytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had it, killed it in 3 days, fruit juice, spoon of honey, 500mg disprin and boiling water 3 times a day works for me everytime. "

Should try that now...I must be on a man flu too

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood


"Had it, killed it in 3 days, fruit juice, spoon of honey, 500mg disprin and boiling water 3 times a day works for me everytime.

Should try that now...I must be on a man flu too "

I tried drinking boiling water but all it did was melt my tongue . Shurely shome mishtake

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas


"Any cure for the onset of of man flu. I reckon this may be the worst strain out there. I may not survive. "

just call a priest. you are done for.

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By *un_guy_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick/Tipperary border

Ah I've lasted till now, but just hanging on by the tiniest of threads.

Keep them candles burning

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Ah I've lasted till now, but just hanging on by the tiniest of threads.

Keep them candles burning

You are costing me a fortune in candles at this stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juice three lemons and drink it down the hatch and sweat it out be gone over night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah I've lasted till now, but just hanging on by the tiniest of threads.

Keep them candles burning

You are costing me a fortune in candles at this stage "

Buy those on batteries you will save money

Oh poor men.its just a cold. You wouldnt die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink plenty of water to stay hydrated.

Also boil some grated ginger with garlic , mix with honey to sweeten.

That should help

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By *un_guy_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick/Tipperary border


"Ah I've lasted till now, but just hanging on by the tiniest of threads.

Keep them candles burning

You are costing me a fortune in candles at this stage

Buy those on batteries you will save money

Oh poor men.its just a cold. You wouldnt die "

Ah now you must have never seen true man flu, it brings with it a pan unequalled and it takes super human strength to fight it off.

Thank God I was offered the ultimate cure, you know who you are.

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By *ronj1Man
over a year ago

Galway

I reckon science will prove it's a real thing someday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still alive op

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By *un_guy_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick/Tipperary border

Still hanging in there.

I've been given some very special support and all the light candles are what made the difference.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Get a flu jab before winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another good man down

Not looking forward to the next few days - need help

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Another good man down

Not looking forward to the next few days - need help

Lights another candle

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By *un_guy_69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Limerick/Tipperary border


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Lights another candle "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah I've lasted till now, but just hanging on by the tiniest of threads.

Keep them candles burning

You are costing me a fortune in candles at this stage

Buy those on batteries you will save money

Oh poor men.its just a cold. You wouldnt die

Ah now you must have never seen true man flu, it brings with it a pan unequalled and it takes super human strength to fight it off.

Thank God I was offered the ultimate cure, you know who you are. "

My granpa used to say that the best medicine for a man flu is a hot woman in man's bed. My sister told me its a lack of sex and that's why men have a man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Lights another candle

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I think the worst is over

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