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Now billy, his willy is a joke
So small, he cant find anyone to poke
So he used Photoshop
To lengthen his cock
Now it's as long as 5 sky remotes
-
Did this work for him? Yes and no
The coffee meets started to flow
But when he whipped out his dick
Every woman got sick
Now he's got no fab friends just fab foes
-
Mary's been fabbing a while
The most sophisticated here by a mile
She speaks good and proper
Don't dare try to stop her
She's a self professed sapiophile
-
She likes her men toned to the last
Her list of demands is quite vast
She loves big cock too
Just between me and you
If you're less than a foot jog on fast
-
There's the people who want to get laid
But are offended by all the threads made
" dont make jokes, don't have fun,
You're impressing no none"
They are the fab anti-craic brigade
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"The limerick edition.... Feel free to add a verse
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Now billy, his willy is a joke
So small, he cant find anyone to poke
So he used Photoshop
To lengthen his cock
Now it's as long as 5 sky remotes
-
Did this work for him? Yes and no
The coffee meets started to flow
But when he whipped out his dick
Every woman got sick
Now he's got no fab friends just fab foes
-
Mary's been fabbing a while
The most sophisticated here by a mile
She speaks good and proper
Don't dare try to stop her
She's a self professed sapiophile
-
She likes her men toned to the last
Her list of demands is quite vast
She loves big cock too
Just between me and you
If you're less than a foot jog on fast
-
There's the people who want to get laid
But are offended by all the threads made
" dont make jokes, don't have fun,
You're impressing no none"
They are the fab anti-craic brigade
"Don't give up your day job. | |||
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" Don't give up your day job." Can I kindly refer you to the last verse | |||
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" Don't give up your day job. Can I kindly refer you to the last verse "Yes crap. | |||
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"The limerick edition.... Feel free to add a verse
--------------------------
Now billy, his willy is a joke
So small, he cant find anyone to poke
So he used Photoshop
To lengthen his cock
Now it's as long as 5 sky remotes
-
Did this work for him? Yes and no
The coffee meets started to flow
But when he whipped out his dick
Every woman got sick
Now he's got no fab friends just fab foes
-
Mary's been fabbing a while
The most sophisticated here by a mile
She speaks good and proper
Don't dare try to stop her
She's a self professed sapiophile
-
She likes her men toned to the last
Her list of demands is quite vast
She loves big cock too
Just between me and you
If you're less than a foot jog on fast
-
There's the people who want to get laid
But are offended by all the threads made
" dont make jokes, don't have fun,
You're impressing no none"
They are the fab anti-craic brigade
Don't give up your day job."------------------- ------------------- Don't listen to the haters Op Who cannot rhyme 
Or possess as much convo skills
As the famous Marselle Marso the Mime! 
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So, here's a tale of Sin-derella 
Who was on FAB day & night,
Just looking for an eager, hung fella 
-------
There was one particular suitor
I think Tim was his name
Took one look at her profile pic and
thought "Jaysus lads, this wan's fair game!" 
-------
A fetching damsel she did look indeed
in nylons, basque & heels
So he wrote a kinky poem like this one
to see if it could help him sexually succeed! 
--------
However, inspiration and rhyming words
eluded Tim as he gave the poem his all
But finally composed a masterpiece
when he realised SIN-DERELLA LOVED BIG BALLS!! 
--------
So Sofistimacated helped him pen a poem
To show Tim was hip not nerd or geek 
But didn't want to look desperate
Even though he hadn't got sex in 20 weeks!! 
--------
So their courtship blossomed with such
eloquence as "Alrite luv?" "S'up hun?" and "Hey!"
He was by no means a handsome prince (trust me...)
But a fecking good roll in the hay!!!
--------
So one Halloween he got a "COME FOOK ME" text
Every Fab guys ultimate fantasy and dream,
And as he drove his car fast as lightning
Into his pants he nearly did cream 
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Her front door was open and welcoming
And inside he searched for her far and wide,
Before stripping off and jumping under the sheets
For a filthy, down-and-dirty good old ride!!
---------
So all night under the sheets all three of
them had the filthiest game of naked Twister,
For whose room and bed had he chanced upon
But her bold, wet and willing other Sisters!!
---------
And to all romantics reading this now
this may come across as a tale of disaster
But our little Romeo secretly loved big women,
So all three lived very happily ever after! | |||
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"The limerick edition.... Feel free to add a verse
--------------------------
Now billy, his willy is a joke
So small, he cant find anyone to poke
So he used Photoshop
To lengthen his cock
Now it's as long as 5 sky remotes
-
Did this work for him? Yes and no
The coffee meets started to flow
But when he whipped out his dick
Every woman got sick
Now he's got no fab friends just fab foes
-
Mary's been fabbing a while
The most sophisticated here by a mile
She speaks good and proper
Don't dare try to stop her
She's a self professed sapiophile
-
She likes her men toned to the last
Her list of demands is quite vast
She loves big cock too
Just between me and you
If you're less than a foot jog on fast
-
There's the people who want to get laid
But are offended by all the threads made
" dont make jokes, don't have fun,
You're impressing no none"
They are the fab anti-craic brigade
Don't give up your day job.
-------------------
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Don't listen to the haters Op
Who cannot rhyme
Or possess as much convo skills
As the famous Marselle Marso the Mime!
----
So, here's a tale of Sin-derella
Who was on FAB day & night,
Just looking for an eager, hung fella
-------
There was one particular suitor
I think Tim was his name
Took one look at her profile pic and
thought "Jaysus lads, this wan's fair game!"
-------
A fetching damsel she did look indeed
in nylons, basque & heels
So he wrote a kinky poem like this one
to see if it could help him sexually succeed!
--------
However, inspiration and rhyming words
eluded Tim as he gave the poem his all
But finally composed a masterpiece
when he realised SIN-DERELLA LOVED BIG BALLS!!
--------
So Sofistimacated helped him pen a poem
To show Tim was hip not nerd or geek
But didn't want to look desperate
Even though he hadn't got sex in 20 weeks!!
--------
So their courtship blossomed with such
eloquence as "Alrite luv?" "S'up hun?" and "Hey!"
He was by no means a handsome prince (trust me...)
But a fecking good roll in the hay!!!
--------
So one Halloween he got a "COME FOOK ME" text
Every Fab guys ultimate fantasy and dream,
And as he drove his car fast as lightning
Into his pants he nearly did cream
---------
Her front door was open and welcoming
And inside he searched for her far and wide,
Before stripping off and jumping under the sheets
For a filthy, down-and-dirty good old ride!!
---------
So all night under the sheets all three of
them had the filthiest game of naked Twister,
For whose room and bed had he chanced upon
But her bold, wet and willing other Sisters!!
---------
And to all romantics reading this now
this may come across as a tale of disaster
But our little Romeo secretly loved big women,
So all three lived very happily ever after! "Jasus one is bad but the other is worse. | |||
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" ------------------- ------------------- Don't listen to the haters Op Who cannot rhyme
Or possess as much convo skills
As the famous Marselle Marso the Mime!
----
So, here's a tale of Sin-derella
Who was on FAB day & night,
Just looking for an eager, hung fella
-------
There was one particular suitor
I think Tim was his name
Took one look at her profile pic and
thought "Jaysus lads, this wan's fair game!"
-------
A fetching damsel she did look indeed
in nylons, basque & heels
So he wrote a kinky poem like this one
to see if it could help him sexually succeed!
--------
However, inspiration and rhyming words
eluded Tim as he gave the poem his all
But finally composed a masterpiece
when he realised SIN-DERELLA LOVED BIG BALLS!!
--------
So Sofistimacated helped him pen a poem
To show Tim was hip not nerd or geek
But didn't want to look desperate
Even though he hadn't got sex in 20 weeks!!
--------
So their courtship blossomed with such
eloquence as "Alrite luv?" "S'up hun?" and "Hey!"
He was by no means a handsome prince (trust me...)
But a fecking good roll in the hay!!!
--------
So one Halloween he got a "COME FOOK ME" text
Every Fab guys ultimate fantasy and dream,
And as he drove his car fast as lightning
Into his pants he nearly did cream
---------
Her front door was open and welcoming
And inside he searched for her far and wide,
Before stripping off and jumping under the sheets
For a filthy, down-and-dirty good old ride!!
---------
So all night under the sheets all three of
them had the filthiest game of naked Twister,
For whose room and bed had he chanced upon
But her bold, wet and willing other Sisters!!
---------
And to all romantics reading this now
this may come across as a tale of disaster
But our little Romeo secretly loved big women,
So all three lived very happily ever after! "Hahaha, now there is a message that some thought went into. True story, right? fair play Timmy boy. Excellent!! In the words of another great fabber, your a credit to your family and your parish | |||
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"Jasus one is bad but the other is worse. " Sorry you feel that way Harry. I'll try better next time, I'm sorry that I let you down. It won't happen again. Please accept my humble apology | |||
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"The limerick edition.... Feel free to add a verse
--------------------------
Now billy, his willy is a joke
So small, he cant find anyone to poke
So he used Photoshop
To lengthen his cock
Now it's as long as 5 sky remotes
-
Did this work for him? Yes and no
The coffee meets started to flow
But when he whipped out his dick
Every woman got sick
Now he's got no fab friends just fab foes
-
Mary's been fabbing a while
The most sophisticated here by a mile
She speaks good and proper
Don't dare try to stop her
She's a self professed sapiophile
-
She likes her men toned to the last
Her list of demands is quite vast
She loves big cock too
Just between me and you
If you're less than a foot jog on fast
-
There's the people who want to get laid
But are offended by all the threads made
" dont make jokes, don't have fun,
You're impressing no none"
They are the fab anti-craic brigade
Don't give up your day job.
-------------------
-------------------
Don't listen to the haters Op
Who cannot rhyme
Or possess as much convo skills
As the famous Marselle Marso the Mime!
----
So, here's a tale of Sin-derella
Who was on FAB day & night,
Just looking for an eager, hung fella
-------
There was one particular suitor
I think Tim was his name
Took one look at her profile pic and
thought "Jaysus lads, this wan's fair game!"
-------
A fetching damsel she did look indeed
in nylons, basque & heels
So he wrote a kinky poem like this one
to see if it could help him sexually succeed!
--------
However, inspiration and rhyming words
eluded Tim as he gave the poem his all
But finally composed a masterpiece
when he realised SIN-DERELLA LOVED BIG BALLS!!
--------
So Sofistimacated helped him pen a poem
To show Tim was hip not nerd or geek
But didn't want to look desperate
Even though he hadn't got sex in 20 weeks!!
--------
So their courtship blossomed with such
eloquence as "Alrite luv?" "S'up hun?" and "Hey!"
He was by no means a handsome prince (trust me...)
But a fecking good roll in the hay!!!
--------
So one Halloween he got a "COME FOOK ME" text
Every Fab guys ultimate fantasy and dream,
And as he drove his car fast as lightning
Into his pants he nearly did cream
---------
Her front door was open and welcoming
And inside he searched for her far and wide,
Before stripping off and jumping under the sheets
For a filthy, down-and-dirty good old ride!!
---------
So all night under the sheets all three of
them had the filthiest game of naked Twister,
For whose room and bed had he chanced upon
But her bold, wet and willing other Sisters!!
---------
And to all romantics reading this now
this may come across as a tale of disaster
But our little Romeo secretly loved big women,
So all three lived very happily ever after! " Love it! | |||
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