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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was getting my roots done yesterday and came across a very interesting article in a magazine. It claims that if teenage boys masturbate excessively that they lose some sensitivity in the penis head.Also they have a much bigger chance of suffering from premature ejaculation in adulthood.It also stated that they have a bigger chance of becoming bisexual as they associate pleasure with same sex while masturbating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They may also have to engage the services of a guide dog and white stick.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"I was getting my roots done yesterday and came across a very interesting article in a magazine. It claims that if teenage boys masturbate excessively that they lose some sensitivity in the penis head.Also they have a much bigger chance of suffering from premature ejaculation in adulthood.It also stated that they have a bigger chance of becoming bisexual as they associate pleasure with same sex while masturbating."

When they were doing your roots a little must have penetrated through your skull

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Hello Maryann how are ya

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Hello Maryann how are ya "

Stop teasing Maryann and give her back her big Harry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Maryann how are ya "
Good morning I am fine no thanks to you.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Hello Maryann how are ya

Stop teasing Maryann and give her back her big Harry "

He went for milk a week ago and hasn’t come back I don’t know where he is

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Hello Maryann how are ya Good morning I am fine no thanks to you. "

Aww no Maryann lets be friends we have shared big things together

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Maryann how are ya Good morning I am fine no thanks to you.

Aww no Maryann lets be friends we have shared big things together "

No I don't think so I find it hard to forgive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was getting my roots done yesterday and came across a very interesting article in a magazine. It claims that if teenage boys masturbate excessively that they lose some sensitivity in the penis head.Also they have a much bigger chance of suffering from premature ejaculation in adulthood.It also stated that they have a bigger chance of becoming bisexual as they associate pleasure with same sex while masturbating.

When they were doing your roots a little must have penetrated through your skull "

No twas before I got the bit of blonde in the ould roots.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Hello Maryann how are ya

Stop teasing Maryann and give her back her big Harry

He went for milk a week ago and hasn’t come back I don’t know where he is "

Maryann must have his big cock tied up

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Hello Maryann how are ya Good morning I am fine no thanks to you.

Aww no Maryann lets be friends we have shared big things together No I don't think so I find it hard to forgive."

That’s fine Maryann we could of had fun

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"I was getting my roots done yesterday and came across a very interesting article in a magazine. It claims that if teenage boys masturbate excessively that they lose some sensitivity in the penis head.Also they have a much bigger chance of suffering from premature ejaculation in adulthood.It also stated that they have a bigger chance of becoming bisexual as they associate pleasure with same sex while masturbating.

When they were doing your roots a little must have penetrated through your skull No twas before I got the bit of blonde in the ould roots."

I bet the blonde looks good on you Harry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Maryann how are ya

Stop teasing Maryann and give her back her big Harry

He went for milk a week ago and hasn’t come back I don’t know where he is

Maryann must have his big cock tied up "

How dare you speak of his cock like it's that I would never hurt his big cock intentionally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Maryann how are ya Good morning I am fine no thanks to you.

Aww no Maryann lets be friends we have shared big things together No I don't think so I find it hard to forgive.

That’s fine Maryann we could of had fun "

What you mean like the three of us together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was getting my roots done yesterday and came across a very interesting article in a magazine. It claims that if teenage boys masturbate excessively that they lose some sensitivity in the penis head.Also they have a much bigger chance of suffering from premature ejaculation in adulthood.It also stated that they have a bigger chance of becoming bisexual as they associate pleasure with same sex while masturbating.

When they were doing your roots a little must have penetrated through your skull No twas before I got the bit of blonde in the ould roots.

I bet the blonde looks good on you Harry "

Nice try lol.

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By *ivelifeMan
over a year ago

South


"I was getting my roots done yesterday and came across a very interesting article in a magazine. It claims that if teenage boys masturbate excessively that they lose some sensitivity in the penis head.Also they have a much bigger chance of suffering from premature ejaculation in adulthood.It also stated that they have a bigger chance of becoming bisexual as they associate pleasure with same sex while masturbating.

When they were doing your roots a little must have penetrated through your skull "

Yes sounds like a post of a fake account looking for attention so deffo hurt their skull and page even hidden

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Hello Maryann how are ya Good morning I am fine no thanks to you.

Aww no Maryann lets be friends we have shared big things together No I don't think so I find it hard to forgive.

That’s fine Maryann we could of had fun What you mean like the three of us together."

Ohh yes Maryann

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Hello Maryann how are ya Good morning I am fine no thanks to you.

Aww no Maryann lets be friends we have shared big things together No I don't think so I find it hard to forgive.

That’s fine Maryann we could of had fun What you mean like the three of us together.

Ohh yes Maryann "

Busty it's me you and Harry so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Maryann how are ya Good morning I am fine no thanks to you.

Aww no Maryann lets be friends we have shared big things together No I don't think so I find it hard to forgive.

That’s fine Maryann we could of had fun What you mean like the three of us together.

Ohh yes Maryann "

Oh my goodness I have never done anything like that before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was getting my roots done yesterday and came across a very interesting article in a magazine. It claims that if teenage boys masturbate excessively that they lose some sensitivity in the penis head.Also they have a much bigger chance of suffering from premature ejaculation in adulthood.It also stated that they have a bigger chance of becoming bisexual as they associate pleasure with same sex while masturbating.

When they were doing your roots a little must have penetrated through your skull

Yes sounds like a post of a fake account looking for attention so deffo hurt their skull and page even hidden "

Go away you bad man.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Hello Maryann how are ya Good morning I am fine no thanks to you.

Aww no Maryann lets be friends we have shared big things together No I don't think so I find it hard to forgive.

That’s fine Maryann we could of had fun What you mean like the three of us together.

Ohh yes Maryann Oh my goodness I have never done anything like that before."

Il keep you right

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I was getting my roots done yesterday and came across a very interesting article in a magazine. It claims that if teenage boys masturbate excessively that they lose some sensitivity in the penis head.Also they have a much bigger chance of suffering from premature ejaculation in adulthood.It also stated that they have a bigger chance of becoming bisexual as they associate pleasure with same sex while masturbating.

When they were doing your roots a little must have penetrated through your skull

Yes sounds like a post of a fake account looking for attention so deffo hurt their skull and page even hidden Go away you bad man. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Maryann how are ya Good morning I am fine no thanks to you.

Aww no Maryann lets be friends we have shared big things together No I don't think so I find it hard to forgive.

That’s fine Maryann we could of had fun What you mean like the three of us together.

Ohh yes Maryann Oh my goodness I have never done anything like that before.

Il keep you right "

Well where would Harry put his big cock if both of us there.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Hello Maryann how are ya Good morning I am fine no thanks to you.

Aww no Maryann lets be friends we have shared big things together No I don't think so I find it hard to forgive.

That’s fine Maryann we could of had fun What you mean like the three of us together.

Ohh yes Maryann Oh my goodness I have never done anything like that before.

Il keep you right Well where would Harry put his big cock if both of us there. "

You take the front il take the back then we can switch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Maryann how are ya Good morning I am fine no thanks to you.

Aww no Maryann lets be friends we have shared big things together No I don't think so I find it hard to forgive.

That’s fine Maryann we could of had fun What you mean like the three of us together.

Ohh yes Maryann Oh my goodness I have never done anything like that before.

Il keep you right Well where would Harry put his big cock if both of us there.

You take the front il take the back then we can switch "

But what happens if both of us pull in different directions at the same time it could be the end of Harry and his big cock.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I think you've done this one before havent you dude? Let me guess... you've no idea what the magazine was called right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you've done this one before havent you dude? Let me guess... you've no idea what the magazine was called right?"
No I know what it's called.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

And what is it?

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"And what is it?"

Ireland's Own

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And what is it?"
I think it's called good housekeeping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And what is it?

Ireland's Own"

Don't get me started on that one it's filthy.lol

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood


"And what is it? I think it's called good housekeeping."

Wankers Weekly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And what is it? I think it's called good housekeeping.

Wankers Weekly"

No that's for another thread.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Interesting thread so would just like to add

First, I feel that masturbation gives unrealistic expectations about sex ...for example, having sex with another person

Women masturbating was once upon a time called "beating around the bush" but that was back in the 80's. Different times, different times

They say you achieve mastery after practising something for 10,000.

So, we should have a few people with a Masters in Masturbation here!

Some men buy their other halves a nice pressie and also a dildo. Awwww!

Reason being, if she doesn't like the pressie, she can go and f*** herself

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Masturbating can prevent one from making terrible decisions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Masturbating can prevent one from making terrible decisions."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Masturbating can prevent one from making terrible decisions."

If only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definition of rejection? Your hand falls asleep while you're mastaurbating

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By *asterIrelandMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

I am just surprised the article didn't say that you become blind if u masturbate too much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am just surprised the article didn't say that you become blind if u masturbate too much...

"

I'd kindly refer you to the second comment on the thread

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By *asterIrelandMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I am just surprised the article didn't say that you become blind if u masturbate too much...

I'd kindly refer you to the second comment on the thread "

Ops... Didn't get it the first time inread it LOL

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"I am just surprised the article didn't say that you become blind if u masturbate too much...

I'd kindly refer you to the second comment on the thread

Ops... Didn't get it the first time inread it LOL"

Is your eyesight starting to fail??

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By *usyatminMan
over a year ago

Wicklow, Wexford, Dublin and Carlow

Was the article written by Palmela and her four sisters?

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Mary, after reading I headed to Specsavers to have my eyes tested there, looked around me and full of males, not a woman in sight, no pun intended

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By *marrisWoman
over a year ago

Cork


"They may also have to engage the services of a guide dog and white stick."

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By *asterIrelandMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Is your eyesight starting to fail?? "

LOOOL. No.. Just lost on translation... Italian here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was a teacher id be Master Bates

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"I was getting my roots done yesterday and came across a very interesting article in a magazine. It claims that if teenage boys masturbate excessively that they lose some sensitivity in the penis head.Also they have a much bigger chance of suffering from premature ejaculation in adulthood.It also stated that they have a bigger chance of becoming bisexual as they associate pleasure with same sex while masturbating."

I also heard about an article in a magazine that said when some women are getting their roots done they will read any old shite thats in a magazine and they will believe it to be all true.....

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Mary, after reading I headed to Specsavers to have my eyes tested there, looked around me and full of males, not a woman in sight, no pun intended "

I went to specsavers and the optican told me i need to stop masterbating.

I asked why? Am i going blind?

Optican said no your eyes are fine but the staff and other customers dont like watching.

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