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By *ofistimacated OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan town

Good morning to all,

In this fabulous place

I hope that this rhyme

brings a smile to your face

There's the "hi, how are you?

I'm a straight guy, I'm mick"

"Oh that's great! So am I,

Do you want to suck my dick??"

And the "why did you block me?

How could you? You snob!!!

After I graced your inbox

With six pics of my knob!!"

There's the "I've got a penis,

Do you want a peek?"

And the "not meeting right now"

With 10 meets just last week

"Don't accommodate, don't travel,

No car fun, no hotels"

Then where the fuck do you fuck?

I'm confused, please do tell.

Theres the people that "are leaving,

"Cos this site is shit!!

I'm never coming back, I'm......

Oh look more tits!!!"

Fab is a funny place,

It is like no other.

People say one thing

While meaning another.

You see " I'm up for anything"

Means "Id do anything for a ride"

And "must be discrete",

Means "I've got something to hide"

"I've been here before!"

Actually means "i am new"

"I know how this site works"

Means "I havent got a clue!"

"We are here as a couple,

But she's currently on a break"

Means "I'm actually single,

And my partner? Well she is fake!"

There is just one more thing

To say, if i may....

To all you fabulous, fab fabbers,

Have a fab fabbing day

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By *ofistimacated OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan town

Came across this in my lyric notebook last night, i posted it the last time I was on fab.

Feel free to ad a verse or two

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

That was such a fun read gave me a few giggles

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)


"Came across this in my lyric notebook last night, i posted it the last time I was on fab.

Feel free to ad a verse or two "

Great! Keep goin' man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe that was brilliant darling

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

That was brilliant diffo made me giggle this morning especially cause its all true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm straight,

But I do like to suck cock from time to time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning to all,

In this fabulous place

I hope that this rhyme

brings a smile to your face

There's the "hi, how are you?

I'm a straight guy, I'm mick"

"Oh that's great! So am I,

Do you want to suck my dick??"

And the "why did you block me?

How could you? You snob!!!

After I graced your inbox

With six pics of my knob!!"

There's the "I've got a penis,

Do you want a peek?"

And the "not meeting right now"

With 10 meets just last week

"Don't accommodate, don't travel,

No car fun, no hotels"

Then where the fuck do you fuck?

I'm confused, please do tell.

Theres the people that "are leaving,

"Cos this site is shit!!

I'm never coming back, I'm......

Oh look more tits!!!"

Fab is a funny place,

It is like no other.

People say one thing

While meaning another.

You see " I'm up for anything"

Means "Id do anything for a ride"

And "must be discrete",

Means "I've got something to hide"

"I've been here before!"

Actually means "i am new"

"I know how this site works"

Means "I havent got a clue!"

"We are here as a couple,

But she's currently on a break"

Means "I'm actually single,

And my partner? Well she is fake!"

There is just one more thing

To say, if i may....

To all you fabulous, fab fabbers,

Have a fab fabbing day "

And THAT...Ladies and gentlemen is FAB ...in a nutshell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live just 20 minutes from Dublin,

Sorry, I'm looking for locals only..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Came across this in my lyric notebook last night, i posted it the last time I was on fab.

Feel free to ad a verse or two "

Pretty sure it's perfect as it is

Brilliant!!

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By *ofistimacated OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan town


"I live just 20 minutes from Dublin,

Sorry, I'm looking for locals only.. "

Locals only,

If you are close get in touch

What? A whole 20 mins away

Come on thats a bit much

I tend to stay away from those profiles as the nearest fabber to me is about 50 miles away

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By *ofistimacated OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan town


"I'm straight,

But I do like to suck cock from time to time.. "

I'm not here to judge, there are plenty of others here to do that

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By *uriousvoyeur69Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

This is brilliant, so true. Loving it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me giggle...

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By *ig Red300Woman
over a year ago

limerick

Love love love this,I’m weak laughin

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

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By *nowy007Woman
over a year ago

Near Enough

Brilliant

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By *asterIrelandMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Very funny.. Thanks for making me laugh

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Not to mention "Attention seeking status update"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get

" where exactly in kildare do you live "

like seriously....

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk


"Made me giggle... "

@ProvocaTease - did you mean giggle or jiggle

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"I get

" where exactly in kildare do you live "

like seriously...."

So do we have to guess???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I send you a message and wait in hope only to see the dreaded “delete”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to buy my underwear?

Nice one, hang on there I'll just get my credit card details

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By *ofistimacated OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan town


"I get

" where exactly in kildare do you live "

like seriously...."

Sure wouldn't it be worse if they were saying "I know exactly where in kildare you are living"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get

" where exactly in kildare do you live "

like seriously....

Sure wouldn't it be worse if they were saying "I know exactly where in kildare you are living" "

Now that would be beyond creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get

" where exactly in kildare do you live "

like seriously....

So do we have to guess??? "

Ha ha no . Kildare is enough.

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By *rgasmo87Man
over a year ago

Ballynahinch Area


"I'm straight,

But I do like to suck cock from time to time.. "
only gay if you take it

On a leap year

Whilst wearing a fedora obviously

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Well done OP that really gave me a good giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done OP and it gets a few things spot on I think.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Came across this in my lyric notebook last night, i posted it the last time I was on fab.

Feel free to ad a verse or two "

-----------------

Well Poetic S, just going to add a verse

Promise I won't blaspheme, whinge or curse

But sites full of fake ass profiles and "pen pals"

instead of cozy couples & kinky lovin gals

----

But having said that I do like the forum banter

Even though this could all turn into a feckin rant here

So, best all just get naked and have us some fun

With me, you ,him & her lining up & wiggling our bums

Ye, it's hard to get off this FAB ride once you get on

With pics of alluring "ladies" in very tight thongs

Guys send out a message to see if one is "read"

As she scrolls 400 more whilst yawning on her bed

---------

But "I'm different" "I'm special" from all the other guys

and "can ride you straight from sun set to sun rise"

She believes it, we meet and sure you know all the rest

2 minutes and 13 seconds...

A NEW PERSONAL BEST!!!!!!!!!

Woo Hoo!!

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By *ofistimacated OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan town


"Came across this in my lyric notebook last night, i posted it the last time I was on fab.

Feel free to ad a verse or two

-----------------

Well Poetic S, just going to add a verse

Promise I won't blaspheme, whinge or curse

But sites full of fake ass profiles and "pen pals"

instead of cozy couples & kinky lovin gals

----

But having said that I do like the forum banter

Even though this could all turn into a feckin rant here

So, best all just get naked and have us some fun

With me, you ,him & her lining up & wiggling our bums

Ye, it's hard to get off this FAB ride once you get on

With pics of alluring "ladies" in very tight thongs

Guys send out a message to see if one is "read"

As she scrolls 400 more whilst yawning on her bed

---------

But "I'm different" "I'm special" from all the other guys

and "can ride you straight from sun set to sun rise"

She believes it, we meet and sure you know all the rest

2 minutes and 13 seconds...

A NEW PERSONAL BEST!!!!!!!!!

Woo Hoo!! "

Hahaha, excellent tim that's the spirit

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