FabSwingers.com forum: Fortune Tellers

By *attooYou OP Man
over a year ago

just about northside

Their popularity seems to be a thing of the past. Has anyone got stories they'd like to share eg experiences, surprising outcomes and pure skepticism?

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

I saw a fortune teller today, she told me that a beautiful lady was going to ask me for a coffee meet next week if i posted on this thread. Am a a believer? I'll let you know next week

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By *attooYou OP Man
over a year ago

just about northside

"I saw a fortune teller today, she told me that a beautiful lady was going to ask me for a coffee meet next week if i posted on this thread. Am a a believer? I'll let you know next week

In the story about that is he goes back after a week to get his money back and the good looking fortune teller asks him out for a coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a fortune teller today, she told me that a beautiful lady was going to ask me for a coffee meet next week if i posted on this thread. Am a a believer? I'll let you know next week

Can you please let me know? thanks! I need it for my research

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I went to a fortune teller and she told me one day i would be cumming into big money.

I didnt realise it was a girl called Penny who was 25 stone.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

I just spent 50 bloody euro on a fortune teller

only to be told that she had visions of me masturbating

...I guess she saw me coming

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Did she have a glass ball

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By *iggBadDaveMan
over a year ago

Ards

Only my opinion but ..... What a pile of wank

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"Looking at your palm," the fortune teller said to me, "I can tell you're single, and have been for a while."

"That's amazing!" I said. "How did you know?"

"Your cock is in it," she replied.

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

I actually went to see a fortune once. Just to see how accurate she could be. Unfortunately she wasn't working that day due to unforseen circumstances...

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Scam artists.. Every. Single. One

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Absolute shysters

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

I am of the opinion palm readings should be done when checking in for flights...

If everyone's life line indicates the'r near the end of their life,

THEN CANCEL THE FLIGHT....

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By *oftgentle123Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny

I just spent 50 bloody euro on a fortune teller

only to be told that she had visions of me masturbating

...I guess she saw me coming

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By *mokey and the bandit 1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *mokey and the bandit 1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Fortune tellers

Psychics

Faith healers

Homeopaths

Mediums

Etc

Should all be rounded up and shot with balls of their own shite until they can scientifically prove their powers

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Fortune tellers

Psychics

Faith healers

Homeopaths

Mediums

Etc

Should all be rounded up and shot with balls of their own shite until they can scientifically prove their powers"

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What's your view on reiki or energy healing?

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By *mokey and the bandit 1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Fortune tellers

Psychics

Faith healers

Homeopaths

Mediums

Etc

Should all be rounded up and shot with balls of their own shite until they can scientifically prove their powers

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What's your view on reiki or energy healing?"

Line them up with the rest of the quacks

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Fortune tellers

Psychics

Faith healers

Homeopaths

Mediums

Etc

Should all be rounded up and shot with balls of their own shite until they can scientifically prove their powers"

That would never work since the fortune tellers would all know before hand you are going to round them up so they would just hide below the bed and take lots of laxatives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly I think they are at best delusional and at worst praying on people who need something.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

They are all conn artists preying on vunerable people.

For any gulliable people who want to find out wheather your fortune teller is real or fake and telling you the truth just message me to make an appointment for a private reading. I can even tell if its proper tea leaves they use.

Its only £150 per session or 6 sessions for £1200.

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By *attooYou OP Man
over a year ago

just about northside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the Liverpool supporter that went see a fortune teller 25 years ago and wanted to know when would Liverpool win the premier league.She told him next year he has been going every year since and the answer is still the same next year.

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