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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guys what’s your go to chat up lines?

And do they work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont think I have used an actual like since teenage disco days..

I think if I tried now Id get so ccoflustered I come out with something like "hey baby wanna r*pe my ass" and run away crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your belly for a lodger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grab your coat the next sale is on" works every time

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Not really a chat up line, but I try to not get caught looking at them, and pretend I am not interested.

It only works sometimes.

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

sometimes, if walk up to a woman and whisper in her ear you can "choke me gently". works

hardly never

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

sometimes, if walk up to a woman and whisper in her ear you can "choke me gently". works

hardly never

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

My fav (which I’ve never used nor had used on me ) is

Are you a beaver? Cause dam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for directions, how do I get to your knickers....obviously the ideal response is keep going south

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm looking for directions, how do I get to your knickers....obviously the ideal response is keep going south "

I like that! Would certainly get a giggle and a cheeky wink from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is Kaizer!"

Then the lady faints and Kaizer resuscitates

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Are you gods asshole? cause hoooooooooly sheeeeeeet.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


""This is Kaizer!"

Then the lady faints and Kaizer resuscitates "

Works a charm

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By *carlett AngelWoman
over a year ago

NI

“Do you want to fuck?”

100% success rate.

(My one and only ((non-swinging)) one night stand)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Is your name google? Because you have everything Iv been searching for

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Are you whale shit? cause youre giving me that sinking feeling.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Are you dog poo? because I just want to scoop you up and take you home with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""This is Kaizer!"

Then the lady faints and Kaizer resuscitates "

I really thought you’d say Kaizer doesn’t need chat up lines

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

Here's 20 pence , call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight .

Use to use it 20 odd years ago.

Didn't always work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""This is Kaizer!"

Then the lady faints and Kaizer resuscitates

I really thought you’d say Kaizer doesn’t need chat up lines "

He's lying, really he just rips his shirt open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""This is Kaizer!"

Then the lady faints and Kaizer resuscitates

I really thought you’d say Kaizer doesn’t need chat up lines

He's lying, really he just rips his shirt

open"

This is definitely more believable alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys what’s your go to chat up lines?

And do they work?"

If she's wearing jeans ..." Where'd you buy the paint ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Do you want to fuck?”

100% success rate.

(My one and only ((non-swinging)) one night stand) "

Its got a subtle charm about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysus, a chat up line??

Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one

My height usually just works to attract attention

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Jaysus, a chat up line??

Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one

My height usually just works to attract attention "

What height are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""This is Kaizer!"

Then the lady faints and Kaizer resuscitates

I really thought you’d say Kaizer doesn’t need chat up lines "

That qualifies as a chat up line?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaysus, a chat up line??

Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one

My height usually just works to attract attention

What height are you "

6’5!!! In my bare feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""This is Kaizer!"

Then the lady faints and Kaizer resuscitates

I really thought you’d say Kaizer doesn’t need chat up lines

He's lying, really he just rips his shirt open"

Shhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""This is Kaizer!"

Then the lady faints and Kaizer resuscitates

I really thought you’d say Kaizer doesn’t need chat up lines

That qualifies as a chat up line?!

"

Is it not the case that Kaizer just stands there and the ladies chat The Manbeast up??

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Jaysus, a chat up line??

Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one

My height usually just works to attract attention

What height are you

6’5!!! In my bare feet "

What about heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaysus, a chat up line??

Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one

My height usually just works to attract attention

What height are you

6’5!!! In my bare feet

What about heels "

Definitely DONT need those!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Jaysus, a chat up line??

Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one

My height usually just works to attract attention

What height are you

6’5!!! In my bare feet

What about heels

Definitely DONT need those!! "

I’m guessing a girl would around you but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaysus, a chat up line??

Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one

My height usually just works to attract attention

What height are you

6’5!!! In my bare feet

What about heels

Definitely DONT need those!!

I’m guessing a girl would around you but "

That she might, however arent we all the same height lying down??

But I never mind boots/heels being left on

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Jaysus, a chat up line??

Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one

My height usually just works to attract attention

What height are you

6’5!!! In my bare feet

What about heels

Definitely DONT need those!!

I’m guessing a girl would around you but

That she might, however arent we all the same height lying down??

But I never mind boots/heels being left on "

This is very true but are we always lying down

Boots in the bed sure why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaysus, a chat up line??

Wouldn’t even know where to start with that one

My height usually just works to attract attention

What height are you

6’5!!! In my bare feet

What about heels

Definitely DONT need those!!

I’m guessing a girl would around you but

That she might, however arent we all the same height lying down??

But I never mind boots/heels being left on

This is very true but are we always lying down

Boots in the bed sure why not "

Exactly !!! WHY not!!!

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

My fav chat up line "how would you like to be buried with my crowd"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for directions, how do I get to your knickers....obviously the ideal response is keep going south

I like that! Would certainly get a giggle and a cheeky wink from me "

If I am ever looking for directions in Cork I know who to ask so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm looking for directions, how do I get to your knickers....obviously the ideal response is keep going south

I like that! Would certainly get a giggle and a cheeky wink from me

If I am ever looking for directions in Cork I know who to ask so "

If you’re ever in cork I’ll show you exactly where you should go

I’d have no problem showing you around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me , hi can I smell your Fanny. Her ... Noooooo. Me .. ah it must be your feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids

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By *hysoserious2012Man
over a year ago

meath louth border

That ass is amazing.. do you want me to destroy it. Works a threat ever time thrust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a banana? Because I find you appeeling

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