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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Best and worst chat up line on fabswingers

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

You remind me of a KFC. Because once I'm done nibbling on your breast and thighs. I'm going to but my bone in your box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the multitude where a male total stranger tells Lee what he'd like to do to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of my big toe,cause I'm gona bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You remind me of my big toe,cause I'm gona bang you on every piece of furniture I own"

I take it it's one of the worst ones you've heard ??...hardly the best ..or is it ??? Jeez...l'd hope it's not the best ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You remind me of my big toe,cause I'm gona bang you on every piece of furniture I own

I take it it's one of the worst ones you've heard ??...hardly the best ..or is it ??? Jeez...l'd hope it's not the best ..."

No! One that stand's out is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of the multitude where a male total stranger tells Lee what he'd like to do to me "

Can imagine you're like Niagra falls when you hear them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You remind me of my big toe,cause I'm gona bang you on every piece of furniture I own

I take it it's one of the worst ones you've heard ??...hardly the best ..or is it ??? Jeez...l'd hope it's not the best ...

No! One that stand's out is all"

Can imagine a lady when a guy tells her she reminds him of his big toe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best and worst chat up line on fabswingers "

Can honestly say l've never used a chat up line itself on fab...but in the real world ,a few have been used ...but one that l like using is ...( Not make up related )

" Where did you buy the paint " ?...

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

How's your fanny for a lodger?

depending on the mood its either good or bad

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Any of the multitude where a male total stranger tells Lee what he'd like to do to me "

So what's the worst then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of the multitude where a male total stranger tells Lee what he'd like to do to me

So what's the worst then? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a fruit - you'd be a Fineapple.

Or the one with a polar bear... dries me right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were a fruit - you'd be a Fineapple.

Or the one with a polar bear... dries me right up "

Thankfully I haven't even heard of a polar bear one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs what time do they open

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Get your crash helmet luv, you're going through the headboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once messaged me saying "I'd nice every chair in the world just so you had to sit on my face" which made me laugh haaaard.

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Best chat up line I’ve received was; “Nice cock”

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fab

If I flip a coin whats the chances of getting head?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"If I flip a coin whats the chances of getting head?"

How did that work out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardy and hardy

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fab


"If I flip a coin whats the chances of getting head?

How did that work out? "

50/50

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"If I flip a coin whats the chances of getting head?

How did that work out?

50/50"

I'll take those odds...

If I flip a coin whats the chances of me getting head?

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fab

Let's not turn this rap3 into murder.

You've 206 bibbed in your body. Want one more

If I asked u if you wanted to fuck, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

don't think much of any chat up lines. Unless one makes me laugh and that's not happened..

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Worse one:A Ms your hotter than a junkies spoon

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford


"Worse one:A Ms your hotter than a junkies spoon "

Oh sweet Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the worst was if your looking to have a kid I've the goods but it will cost ya ..

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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Once got asked by a lovely woman

Have you any Nuts!

I thought yes , salted or dry roasted.

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By *anabecdTV/TS
over a year ago

Limerick/ tipp

Wana go halves on a condom.

Il take the inside and you take the outside..

I thought it was funny lol

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

"Have we met before?"

"eh..no"

"Oh.....must have been two other people"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have Jewish eyes...one's due east and one's due west...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I touch you’re top ? And see if your wife material

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By *exgalWoman
over a year ago

Wexford

How about you come back to my place and watch some hd porn on my new flat screen mirror

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Your eye are like spanners, everytime I look into them my nuts tighten.

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By *ard and warmMan
over a year ago

around

Wanna go halves on a bastard??? ????

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Do you want to come to a funeral?

I'm hoping to bury my cock in you.

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