FabSwingers.com forum: Innuendo bingo!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So tonight I’m going downstairs to play with my big bell end!

This is of course a perfectly innocent statement and has no link to sex.

What sentence can you think of that describes something you’ve done today that can be used as a double entendre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What exactly does big bell end mean besides the end of your knob?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What exactly does big bell end mean besides the end of your knob?"

The end of a bell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What exactly does big bell end mean besides the end of your knob?

The end of a bell

Poor attempt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What exactly does big bell end mean besides the end of your knob?

The end of a bell

Poor attempt "

Still a better attempt that anything you put up

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I held my tool in my hand, the rigid shaft gripped firmly by my fingers as I shovelled the sand into the barrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I held my tool in my hand, the rigid shaft gripped firmly by my fingers as I shovelled the sand into the barrow. "

Brillent hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fireman shoved his pumping hose along her back passage to quench the flames inside..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finbarr saunders to the rescue, i see the sports team have come in their shorts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We saw a man struggle to get it up today...

Stupid umbrella!

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Was DP involved?

Obviously referring to the data protection team...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mrs Doyle,can Pat Mustard put his big tool in your box

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I got my leg over and rode hard for a few hours this morning.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 02/10/19 15:46:39]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

He could feel it getting harder and harder. He worked furiously on it, trying to get the concrete leveled before it was too late.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

He ran his hand over her ass, the hair tickling his palm.

His mother told him to stop annoying her donkey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My nuts are tight

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She asked me for a double entendre so I gave her one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played with three different pussies today

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I played with three different pussies today

Did you meet two cats today ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't think I'm pushing it hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I played with three different pussies today

Did you meet two cats today ?"

Honestly, I'm that boring that no, I did in fact meet three cats today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I played with three different pussies today

Did you meet two cats today ?

Honestly, I'm that boring that no, I did in fact meet three cats today!"

Let's hope one of them was black and gave you directions to our house haha

'I gave her a long hard one and she gave out that the French roll was gone stale'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That little box is not going to hold this load

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That little box is not going to hold this load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was bent over and all day handling big load after load.

Finally got my turf thrown into my shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on television can't hurt you...unless you fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex on television can't hurt you...unless you fall off

Mind those rabbitts ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pressed some buttons that included some 2s and a shift..wrapped some stuff in hot clear wrap sealing it tight for a perfect fit.. grabbed & bound with a tired arm..all trying to look like I give a fuck!

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By *ipmannMan
over a year ago

Cahir

Ate a rasher bagle smothered with red sauce

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

It got hot the juices ran, and I knew it was time. That taste on my tongue, I bit down and the juices flowed. Some trickling down my chin as I licked my lips. It was so pink and warm inside. I couldn't resist I had to have more. My mouth watering with anticipation. So I cut another piece off my steak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pistols cock is up,and a flashing fire will follow.

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