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"If they don’t have a sky remote, what can a guy use to give us a reference scale for junior? Beware those sneaky feckers using travel size lynx cans! There’s also a keyring size sky remote available so keep your wits about you "My favourite thing about this phenomenon is that the new Sky remotes are smaller than the old ones, so the Sky Remote scale ain't what it used to be anyway  | |||
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"Bars of chocolate are getting smaller so they’re not reliable either.." I think this is the saddest part of post  | |||
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"Our personal favourite was the cock in a pint glass. Although it could have been a half pint glass..." Haha genius! | |||
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"Bars of chocolate are getting smaller so they’re not reliable either.. I think this is the saddest part of post "Agreed...it’s a travesty | |||
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"If they don’t have a sky remote, what can a guy use to give us a reference scale for junior? Beware those sneaky feckers using travel size lynx cans! There’s also a keyring size sky remote available so keep your wits about you "A milk carton...its in my friends only pics | |||
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Not just milk tho it's super milk | |||
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" A milk carton...its in my friends only pics
Not just milk tho it's super milk "Need all the calcium and vitamins i can get!!! | |||
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" A milk carton...its in my friends only pics
Not just milk tho it's super milk
Need all the calcium and vitamins i can get!!!"Protein infused  | |||
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"If they don’t have a sky remote, what can a guy use to give us a reference scale for junior? Beware those sneaky feckers using travel size lynx cans! There’s also a keyring size sky remote available so keep your wits about you "A ruler!? | |||
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"If they don’t have a sky remote, what can a guy use to give us a reference scale for junior? Beware those sneaky feckers using travel size lynx cans! There’s also a keyring size sky remote available so keep your wits about you
A ruler!?"Do you have a ruler beside your bed/toilet/the other places guys like to take pics? | |||
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Not just milk tho it's super milk
Need all the calcium and vitamins i can get!!!
Well it definitely seems to be working | |||
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"I once saw one be measured with a packet of cookies. Cant say much about richard but the cookies looked great." Maryland cookies? And how many cookies was he? | |||
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"If they don’t have a sky remote, what can a guy use to give us a reference scale for junior? Beware those sneaky feckers using travel size lynx cans! There’s also a keyring size sky remote available so keep your wits about you " | |||
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"As a baker, I can usually look at one and go yup that’s a 6” cake...it’s rare to see an 8” cake sized cock despite what the feckers want us to believe. And now I want cake. " Waste of cake putting your flute in it though surely? | |||
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"As a baker, I can usually look at one and go yup that’s a 6” cake...it’s rare to see an 8” cake sized cock despite what the feckers want us to believe. And now I want cake. Waste of cake putting your flute in it though surely?" Just rest it on top | |||
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"We could do it the old fashioned way and resurrect and old yellow wooden 12" ruler from a school bag in the attic" Will there be a flurry of cock pics now, with timber rulers as a guide I wonder. (Be careful of splinters) | |||
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"We could do it the old fashioned way and resurrect and old yellow wooden 12" ruler from a school bag in the attic" The markings are probably worn off though...cheap feckin things | |||
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"We could do it the old fashioned way and resurrect and old yellow wooden 12" ruler from a school bag in the attic The markings are probably worn off though...cheap feckin things" Borrow one of those blue shatterproof rulers | |||
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"As a baker, I can usually look at one and go yup that’s a 6” cake...it’s rare to see an 8” cake sized cock despite what the feckers want us to believe. And now I want cake. Waste of cake putting your flute in it though surely?" An absolute crime tbqh | |||
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" A milk carton...its in my friends only pics "A litre or half litre..finger poised to update notes.. | |||
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"As a baker, I can usually look at one and go yup that’s a 6” cake...it’s rare to see an 8” cake sized cock despite what the feckers want us to believe. And now I want cake. Waste of cake putting your flute in it though surely? An absolute crime tbqh" Talk about having your cake and eating it. | |||
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"Your face "A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs  | |||
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"Your face
A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs " | |||
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"Your face
A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs "It is if we all use the same face | |||
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"Your face
A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs
It is if we all use the same face "Does a tribute need to volunteer or will they be selected? | |||
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"Your face
A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs
It is if we all use the same face
Does a tribute need to volunteer or will they be selected?"You already have | |||
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"Your face
A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs
It is if we all use the same face
Does a tribute need to volunteer or will they be selected?
You already have"
Ah I guess for the appearance of decancy we should let people volunteer | |||
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"Your face
A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs
It is if we all use the same face
Does a tribute need to volunteer or will they be selected?
You already have
Ah I guess for the appearance of decancy we should let people volunteer"Fuck decency | |||
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"Your face
A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs
It is if we all use the same face
Does a tribute need to volunteer or will they be selected?
You already have
Ah I guess for the appearance of decancy we should let people volunteer
Fuck decency "You think you're up to the job? | |||
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"Your face
A face is not a standard unit of measurement ffs
It is if we all use the same face
Does a tribute need to volunteer or will they be selected?
You already have
Ah I guess for the appearance of decancy we should let people volunteer
Fuck decency
You think you're up to the job?"I’ve crunched the numbers (and cake) and yup | |||
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"As a baker, I can usually look at one and go yup that’s a 6” cake...it’s rare to see an 8” cake sized cock despite what the feckers want us to believe. And now I want cake. " Do u want cream on ur cake  | |||
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" A milk carton...its in my friends only pics
A litre or half litre..finger poised to update notes.. "Supermilk 1.75L | |||
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"Bars of chocolate are getting smaller so they’re not reliable either...plus you have to look out for the fun size label!" A tube of mcvities jaffacakes then... in the plastic. So you can count from one to ten | |||
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"If they don’t have a sky remote, what can a guy use to give us a reference scale for junior? Beware those sneaky feckers using travel size lynx cans! There’s also a keyring size sky remote available so keep your wits about you "I usually just stick it into her mouth and if it stops her blabbing it's big enough . | |||
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" A milk carton...its in my friends only pics
A litre or half litre..finger poised to update notes..
Supermilk 1.75L " noted.. | |||
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"Bars of chocolate are getting smaller so they’re not reliable either...plus you have to look out for the fun size label! A tube of mcvities jaffacakes then... in the plastic. So you can count from one to ten "Finally, a sensible suggestion! | |||
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"Bars of chocolate are getting smaller so they’re not reliable either...plus you have to look out for the fun size label! A tube of mcvities jaffacakes then... in the plastic. So you can count from one to ten
Finally, a sensible suggestion!"well, there used to be 12 in a packet. 10 will have to do. | |||
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