FabSwingers.com forum: Semi colon

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear men of Fab

Does anybody else here get a semi erection when they go for a number 2? I do.

It’s not a sexual one I don’t think, I pee a little bit then the poo comes and I pee a bit more but my penis does go on a proper semi and subsides once I wipe my bum.

Just curious, am I alone on this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear men of Fab

Does anybody else here get a semi erection when they go for a number 2? I do.

It’s not a sexual one I don’t think, I pee a little bit then the poo comes and I pee a bit more but my penis does go on a proper semi and subsides once I wipe my bum.

Just curious, am I alone on this?"

Go see a doctor, not a medical one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And stay away from sharp objects...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you might be in the minority there...

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear men of Fab

Does anybody else here get a semi erection when they go for a number 2? I do.

It’s not a sexual one I don’t think, I pee a little bit then the poo comes and I pee a bit more but my penis does go on a proper semi and subsides once I wipe my bum.

Just curious, am I alone on this?

Go see a doctor, not a medical one. "

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair fucks to you Barney, best forum post of the year, can't stop laughing.

(Can someone add an out of hours GP service number here, just in case)

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

U sitting on the throne contemplating life again barney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some real-life Marquis de Sade shit this....

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

"Dear men of Fab

Does anybody else here get a semi erection when they go for a number 2? I do.

It’s not a sexual one I don’t think, I pee a little bit then the poo comes and I pee a bit more but my penis does go on a proper semi and subsides once I wipe my bum.

Just curious, am I alone on this?"

Hahahaha are you serious,dude?

My grandad had that problem but he was in his late 80's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think his profile was hacked

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

does it happen when you clench your sphincter? my dick moves a bit when i clench my sphincter.

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By *ohnwd444Man
over a year ago

centre

Circus act stuff

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

"Circus act stuff"

What circus do you go to?

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Surely it's the stools passing through the colon, rubbing off the prostate.

Seems normal enough, happens a lot, depending on your posture at the time, so the curvature of your colon.

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/ Holywood

Erm.........

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Delightful reading Barney

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By *iss_dont_tellMan
over a year ago

Clare

I never heard of that

while I find it hilarious and I'm not expert on the subject.

But maybe is like related to morning wood? I once heard that your testosterone level are at the highest in the morning and this give you morning wood so maybe if you taking a number 2 in the morning that could have something to do with it ? Combine with some thoughts of sexual nature ! Just guessing.

Or you might need to get one of those squatty potty rectify

the angle

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

yea, the ass is where the male g spot is

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

a village near you.

You need a proctologist to answer that. Your Prostate is being massaged while you're on your throne, hence increased blood flow to your cock. Freud would have lots to say about you, and I'm sure has written lots about it.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Quick question Op...

While sitting on the jacks (In da hood term

...)

Do you have your phone out and are scrolling

down through some nudey

Fab pics???!

...Always a reason & your secrets safe with me!

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