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By *lippery-when-wet-180 OP   Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

What gives you the heebie jeebies?

Before bed I went to the loo, out of the corner of my eye I seen this thing sprinting across the floor lifted my legs and it was a MASSIVE spider, ran under my legs if I’d not be on the loo I’d have pissed myself there was a glass sitting on the back shelf and I trapped the fucker but now can’t go back near the bathroom

SOS I need help don’t think I’ll sleep

What gives you the total creeps

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Ah spiders are grand. The only insect that gives me the creeps is earwigs. I woke up as a kid with one crawling on my face. Since then I've had issue with them.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I don't like spiders either.

When I was young my dad locked me in a shed with spiders, and i thought they got in my hair, freaked out in the dark and tried to break out of the shed but couldnt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like spiders either.

When I was young my dad locked me in a shed with spiders, and i thought they got in my hair, freaked out in the dark and tried to break out of the shed but couldnt."

That's so cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a wasp comes near me I run about flapping like a mad woman..usually telling it to feck off..hilarious for the neighbours to watch..not so much in Costa..

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By *murphMan
over a year ago

drogheda


"What gives you the heebie jeebies?

Before bed I went to the loo, out of the corner of my eye I seen this thing sprinting across the floor lifted my legs and it was a MASSIVE spider, ran under my legs if I’d not be on the loo I’d have pissed myself there was a glass sitting on the back shelf and I trapped the fucker but now can’t go back near the bathroom

Wish I was the spider

SOS I need help don’t think I’ll sleep

What gives you the total creeps "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who likes to creep his Mrs out regularly by taping strings to the ceiling in the kitchen near the kettle. His while works silly shifts at a hospital so gets up in the early hours and doesn't turn the lights on till she gets to the kitchen as she is worried about waking him or the child being up and seeing a light on and getting up etc so she turns the switch on for the spots lights which is next to the switch for the kettle. She is creeped out by things touching her head and he has told me many a morning he has been woke up from her shrieking as walked under the string lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get them everytime I open my wallet

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By *yeCandyDublinCouple
over a year ago

Lucan


"I don't like spiders either.

When I was young my dad locked me in a shed with spiders, and i thought they got in my hair, freaked out in the dark and tried to break out of the shed but couldnt."

What a cruel thing to do to a child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rat's The fact that they can be huge and still fit their body in anywhere and the long thick tail's

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I have a fear of boobs in and around my face and mouth...but I've persevered...and I'm trying to overcome it...if any ladys want to help...it would be greatly appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders are grand

As a 16yr old i had a field trip in wales.

We had to collect sand hoppers and put them in jars, then count them.

They are the wee things you see jumping around algae.

I put my hand in the jar and 6 of them ran up my arms.

Pure scarred for life

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford


"What gives you the heebie jeebies?

Before bed I went to the loo, out of the corner of my eye I seen this thing sprinting across the floor lifted my legs and it was a MASSIVE spider, ran under my legs if I’d not be on the loo I’d have pissed myself there was a glass sitting on the back shelf and I trapped the fucker but now can’t go back near the bathroom

SOS I need help don’t think I’ll sleep

What gives you the total creeps "

I'm in fucking stitches laughing I know the look on your face are you sure it's not a false widow. ROFL gets me every time

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Spiders - I'm OK if they are in a far corner of the room but don't want them too near me in case they jump on me (a very logical and realistic fear)

There was one in my car the other day, it dropped down from the driver side doorframe into the window and I legit nearly crashed.

Also moths, the big ones, they're so erratic and flappy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What gives you the heebie jeebies?

Before bed I went to the loo, out of the corner of my eye I seen this thing sprinting across the floor lifted my legs and it was a MASSIVE spider, ran under my legs if I’d not be on the loo I’d have pissed myself there was a glass sitting on the back shelf and I trapped the fucker but now can’t go back near the bathroom

SOS I need help don’t think I’ll sleep

What gives you the total creeps "

The things that really freak me out are Rats & snakes ...fucking hell ..the sight of either just totally makes my skin crawl ... Everything about them just spells the worst that anything can be ...and hey ,it just goes to show that low life people are also described as them ...so yup..rats and snakes ...totally gives me the heebee jeebees ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clowns....ever since I was a child they've scared the life of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a friend who likes to creep his Mrs out regularly by taping strings to the ceiling in the kitchen near the kettle. His while works silly shifts at a hospital so gets up in the early hours and doesn't turn the lights on till she gets to the kitchen as she is worried about waking him or the child being up and seeing a light on and getting up etc so she turns the switch on for the spots lights which is next to the switch for the kettle. She is creeped out by things touching her head and he has told me many a morning he has been woke up from her shrieking as walked under the string lol "

That made me laugh so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont trust anyone that doesnt have some level of unease about spiders....

Look at the little fuckers and tell me they are not planning something... deny it and I know they have gotten to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it lately with spiders?

I have a covered decking area outside and its covered in spiders webs.every day I'm cleaning them up but same again the following morning.

I've tried spraying the area with a made up spray solution. Even tried putting conkers outside as some say it deters spiders but unfortunately not.

Any advice?

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By *lippery-when-wet-180 OP   Woman
over a year ago

South Dub


"I have a friend who likes to creep his Mrs out regularly by taping strings to the ceiling in the kitchen near the kettle. His while works silly shifts at a hospital so gets up in the early hours and doesn't turn the lights on till she gets to the kitchen as she is worried about waking him or the child being up and seeing a light on and getting up etc so she turns the switch on for the spots lights which is next to the switch for the kettle. She is creeped out by things touching her head and he has told me many a morning he has been woke up from her shrieking as walked under the string lol "

That is a murderable offence

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By *lippery-when-wet-180 OP   Woman
over a year ago

South Dub


"What is it lately with spiders?

I have a covered decking area outside and its covered in spiders webs.every day I'm cleaning them up but same again the following morning.

I've tried spraying the area with a made up spray solution. Even tried putting conkers outside as some say it deters spiders but unfortunately not.

Any advice?

"

Burn it

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By *lippery-when-wet-180 OP   Woman
over a year ago

South Dub


"What gives you the heebie jeebies?

Before bed I went to the loo, out of the corner of my eye I seen this thing sprinting across the floor lifted my legs and it was a MASSIVE spider, ran under my legs if I’d not be on the loo I’d have pissed myself there was a glass sitting on the back shelf and I trapped the fucker but now can’t go back near the bathroom

SOS I need help don’t think I’ll sleep

What gives you the total creeps "

UPDATE

Dad to the rescue he got ride of the fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it lately with spiders?

I have a covered decking area outside and its covered in spiders webs.every day I'm cleaning them up but same again the following morning.

I've tried spraying the area with a made up spray solution. Even tried putting conkers outside as some say it deters spiders but unfortunately not.

Any advice?

"

I read somewhere its mating season for spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dee hates spiders. freaks out over them in the room at all. i usually end up getting rid of them. don't really get the heebie jeebies from things. hate some insects like wasps and earwigs. had an earwigs crawl into my ear as a child and detest the little bastards ever since

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge


"What is it lately with spiders?

I have a covered decking area outside and its covered in spiders webs.every day I'm cleaning them up but same again the following morning.

I've tried spraying the area with a made up spray solution. Even tried putting conkers outside as some say it deters spiders but unfortunately not.

Any advice?

"
get lavender oil and mix it with water in a spray bottle. It's a natual repellant to spiders.

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge


"What is it lately with spiders?

I have a covered decking area outside and its covered in spiders webs.every day I'm cleaning them up but same again the following morning.

I've tried spraying the area with a made up spray solution. Even tried putting conkers outside as some say it deters spiders but unfortunately not.

Any advice?

I read somewhere its mating season for spiders "

It is. It's also a sign of the weather getting colder when you see them indoors. The males are the smaller ones you see moving around. The females are the bigger ones. You don't often see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I read somewhere its mating season for spiders "

Imagine how many wanna fuck mails a spider can send a once...

Hey baby wanna see my 9th leg

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By *lippery-when-wet-180 OP   Woman
over a year ago

South Dub


"What is it lately with spiders?

I have a covered decking area outside and its covered in spiders webs.every day I'm cleaning them up but same again the following morning.

I've tried spraying the area with a made up spray solution. Even tried putting conkers outside as some say it deters spiders but unfortunately not.

Any advice?

get lavender oil and mix it with water in a spray bottle. It's a natual repellant to spiders. "

Must start wearing that I’ll douse myself

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Rats and snakes. Which is ironic given that I live in Wexford

But yeah... One rat randomly crossing my path I can handle, but if there's more I turn into a gibbering wreck. I didn't used to mind snakes as a child, but then I'd only ever seen them at the zoo or the circus. Having encountered several in the wild now, including rattlesnakes, I can confirm they liquify my stomach contents upon sight

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

Rats for me , last year my I had rats running in between the walls , ceiling and under the floor . It was over a year before I figured out how they were getting in , then stopped them and have caught them all now .

18 months of hell and every now and again I hear some creak in the house I think their back . Gives me the Willy's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes.... still traumatised after watching the Iguana's being chased by the snakes in David Attenboroughs Planet Earth 2

https://youtu.be/B3OjfK0t1XM

View with caution.....!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heroin addicts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it lately with spiders?

I have a covered decking area outside and its covered in spiders webs.every day I'm cleaning them up but same again the following morning.

I've tried spraying the area with a made up spray solution. Even tried putting conkers outside as some say it deters spiders but unfortunately not.

Any advice?

get lavender oil and mix it with water in a spray bottle. It's a natual repellant to spiders. "
I read that but didn't try .will get some and see.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"What a cruel thing to do to a child"


"That's so cruel "

Ah it was a different time back then, I would be beaten with bamboo stick for not being able to spell. I am dyslexic so couldn't see the spelling mistakes I made.

Legs covered in welts and still not knowing what I did wrong.

Thankfully that didnt turn me into some S&M freakshow as an adult.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awh I learnt to love Spiders, I had a major fear of them until my 30s I had to address my fear of them as it was effecting my life LOL

I now allow them to stay in my house, they're harmless creatures and serve a purpose as in trapping flies and other insects

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge


"What is it lately with spiders?

I have a covered decking area outside and its covered in spiders webs.every day I'm cleaning them up but same again the following morning.

I've tried spraying the area with a made up spray solution. Even tried putting conkers outside as some say it deters spiders but unfortunately not.

Any advice?

get lavender oil and mix it with water in a spray bottle. It's a natual repellant to spiders. I read that but didn't try .will get some and see. "

Tried and tested. If you spray it around windows and doors they won't enter that room by either way.

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge


"Rats and snakes. Which is ironic given that I live in Wexford

But yeah... One rat randomly crossing my path I can handle, but if there's more I turn into a gibbering wreck. I didn't used to mind snakes as a child, but then I'd only ever seen them at the zoo or the circus. Having encountered several in the wild now, including rattlesnakes, I can confirm they liquify my stomach contents upon sight "

I used to have 64 snakes

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