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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

Question for all you forumites..... What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or co-workers?

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By *ixpackCouple
over a year ago

South

The slaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobshites

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Question for all you forumites..... What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or co-workers?

I have a tendency to nickname everyone. But mostly in an affectionate way, so 99 out of 100 times I'll call people by their nickname and they'll respond to it. On rare occasion I'll intensely dislike someone and give them a name I'd be reluctant to use in a public setting

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

the ouldwan, clueless, fuckwit, stingy cunt, milf, gilf

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I have one customer who is known as "the merry widow". Her husband isn't dead but she keeps telling us she wishes her was.

Another is known as Mrs Tits.

I used to have a guy working with me who was terrible with names so he'd come up with a descriptive name for everyone.

One guy gets referred to as Punto because he has big ears that remind my colleague of the wing mirrors on his Fiat.

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Cunts and fuck faces. Some of them I'd call it to their faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny dictators of my own making (offspring)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripped condoms is what I’d usually call most customers ha

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By *ucky24Man
over a year ago

Barrow in Furness

Financial vampires, that's my affectionate name for the offspring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lad in work is known as Spoon. The apprentice that is always by his side has gotten the name Tea Spoon.

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"Gobshites

This

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