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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

So I pull up at traffic lights and the driver next to me has a mobile phone clenched between shoulder and jaw . Right hand is applying mascara, left hand is moving a Costa coffee to lips. Lights change. What happens next ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she drives an automatic?

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Yep- it was an automatic

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By *aughtyglintWoman
over a year ago

Any

Maybe she’s excellent at multitasking.......

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

What happens next:

Simples. She drives off, stops at the next red traffic light and applies mascara to the other eye.

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Well yes she drives off steering with her knee and then there is a roundabout almost immediately at which she appears to be going right at

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Well yes she drives off steering with her knee and then there is a roundabout almost immediately at which she appears to be going right at"

Did she crash into you?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Well yes she drives off steering with her knee and then there is a roundabout almost immediately at which she appears to be going right at

Did she crash into you? "

If so, were you on fab perving sexy pics?

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

I did the sensible thing and kept well away from her. But it was rush hour ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A typical cunt on the road that has no manners or respect for other drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silly question but why is the drivers gender important?

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Silly question but why is the drivers gender important?"

...because it will help define what shade of lipstick works best for them..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just drivers in general... I had a guy overtake me this morning when there was two trucks in front of me and he ended up playing a game of chicken with oncoming traffic. He swerved back in, I hit my brakes so he didn't hit my car and I let him in front of me

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By *aughtyglintWoman
over a year ago

Any


"Silly question but why is the drivers gender important?"

Because the Op is having a dig at those lady drivers than do their makeup and a million other things while driving or stopped at lights

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Women are experts at roundabout anyway, they can do a roundabout while blow-drying their hair getting ready for a night out, with nothing but a towel wrapped around them.

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Well normally guys aren’t putting their make up on, checking their hair on the way to work, looking in the wee mirror in the sunshade thingy, turning round shouting at kids on the back seat , facebooking her friends , messaging about fab ladies who lunch, swigging coffee, picking their nose ( ok so guys do that too). Guys are far too busy shouting at other drivers , speeding, running red lights, rubbernecking anyone in a skirt and taking the piss at w***n drivers

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By *oey4somefunMan
over a year ago

Drogheda to Dublin

Well if she was in a Tesla she would be grand I see it all the time and not just women, apart from the mascara part. Seen lads shaving in the car too. Doing anything when your not holding onto the steering wheel is inconsiderate and dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You take out your phone to type this thread?

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By *aughtyglintWoman
over a year ago

Any


"Well normally guys aren’t putting their make up on, checking their hair on the way to work, looking in the wee mirror in the sunshade thingy, turning round shouting at kids on the back seat , facebooking her friends , messaging about fab ladies who lunch, swigging coffee, picking their nose ( ok so guys do that too). Guys are far too busy shouting at other drivers , speeding, running red lights, rubbernecking anyone in a skirt and taking the piss at w***n drivers "

LMAO

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"You take out your phone to type this thread? "

Course he didn't that would be against the law

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"Well normally guys aren’t putting their make up on, checking their hair on the way to work, looking in the wee mirror in the sunshade thingy, turning round shouting at kids on the back seat , facebooking her friends , messaging about fab ladies who lunch, swigging coffee, picking their nose ( ok so guys do that too). Guys are far too busy shouting at other drivers , speeding, running red lights, rubbernecking anyone in a skirt and taking the piss at w***n drivers "

Lucky you have a white steed instead of a car isn't it Percival?

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Anyway , she’s slows for the roundabout, indicating right from the left turn only left lane.......

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

[Removed by poster at 13/09/19 10:31:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People should watch the black mirror episode "smithereens"

It's not the pig one

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

nothing but lunatics on the road especially middle lane drivers they are psycho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I pull up at traffic lights and the driver next to me has a mobile phone clenched between shoulder and jaw . Right hand is applying mascara, left hand is moving a Costa coffee to lips. Lights change. What happens next ?"

So were you driving and posting on fab at the same time. Tut tut ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I pull up at traffic lights and the driver next to me has a mobile phone clenched between shoulder and jaw . Right hand is applying mascara, left hand is moving a Costa coffee to lips. Lights change. What happens next ?"

Could have being worse, imagine if she had to divert to Shannon after spilling her coffee.

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

The coffee goes on her.... ( slightly sloping ) dashboard but secured from slipping ( in a straight line ) by her pop up sat nav/ information screen........the mascara is clenched between moving teeth and lips ( still in her phone)..... and then........

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"So I pull up at traffic lights and the driver next to me has a mobile phone clenched between shoulder and jaw . Right hand is applying mascara, left hand is moving a Costa coffee to lips. Lights change. What happens next ?"

She start's putting on her lipstick

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Her hands are on the steering wheel..... but.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like something for the stories and fantasies section

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By *rishman444Man
over a year ago

letterkenny

This woman needs a blue Peter badge doing so much stuff all at once

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By *ordjeffMan
over a year ago

around and about ,as travel.

Left hand drive.

Other person is driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on ta i pull over I can't multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then you saw it was a left hand drive car and she was a passenger ?

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Lol... no RHD but as she started to negotiate the roundabout , the coffee went left off the dashboard to be caught by an unseen to me small child, the phone disappeared ( I think down the side of her seat ) the mascara still between her teeth but she went right from the left lane as cars to her right hand side were going straight on. Two into one don’t go

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

so she crashed?

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Yep... I pulled over to lend her a hand

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Lend her a hand i hope u gave her as good telling off for having a kid in the front seat drinking coffee

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"Lend her a hand i hope u gave her as good telling off for having a kid in the front seat drinking coffee "

Its okay, if the kid spilled the coffee on themselves its starbucks fault.

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

She was a very pretty single mum. So I said she had 5 mins before the cops came to let me tell them what I had seen or she could blow me for a perfectly acceptable eye witness statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was a very pretty single mum. So I said she had 5 mins before the cops came to let me tell them what I had seen or she could blow me for a perfectly acceptable eye witness statement"

Really?

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood


"She was a very pretty single mum. So I said she had 5 mins before the cops came to let me tell them what I had seen or she could blow me for a perfectly acceptable eye witness statement

Really? "

Nahhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was a very pretty single mum. So I said she had 5 mins before the cops came to let me tell them what I had seen or she could blow me for a perfectly acceptable eye witness statement

Really?

Nahhh"

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"So I pull up at traffic lights and the driver next to me has a mobile phone clenched between shoulder and jaw . Right hand is applying mascara, left hand is moving a Costa coffee to lips. Lights change. What happens next ?"

You ejaculated??

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Women are experts at roundabout anyway, they can do a roundabout while blow-drying their hair getting ready for a night out, with nothing but a towel wrapped around them."

Lol we really can and thank you for noticing

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