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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I could do with some so if you’ve any funny story, anecdote or random nonsense please share! Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 6 I managed to set off the fire alarm and similtaniously get my head stuck in the fire escape door in Roches Stores in Cork City in the middle of a busy Saturday....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 6 I managed to set off the fire alarm and similtaniously get my head stuck in the fire escape door in Roches Stores in Cork City in the middle of a busy Saturday...."

That was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The breading thread lifted my mood today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 6 I managed to set off the fire alarm and similtaniously get my head stuck in the fire escape door in Roches Stores in Cork City in the middle of a busy Saturday....

That was you "

Ya but my body caught up to my head and they are now well proportioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I started work years and years ago, when I was alot, lot younger and more naive, I fancied this girl, and after some persuading from the lads asked her out one morning at work.

Needless to say went down like a lead balloon, she never said yes or no, and it's still referred to at work as "Black Tuesday"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A post trolley got accidentally attached to the hitch on my mother's car in town nearby a few years ago.. She drove for about

3 kilometres thinking the there was a funny noise at the back, she only stopped when the local garda followed her with sirens thinking she was trying to steal the post, she was mortified , the garda apparently nearly died laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brilliant stories xx

Ps: nothing wrong with a big head

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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

When I was 12 I was messing around with some lads whilst waiting for a classroom to be unlocked, I threw a schoolbag at one lad... Missed and knocked a five foot tall statue of virgin Mary off its pedestal... Her head came off when it hit the floor... My mind is a bit of a blank after that but I do recall a nun crying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How was the copper wire invented?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A post trolley got accidentally attached to the hitch on my mother's car in town nearby a few years ago.. She drove for about

3 kilometres thinking the there was a funny noise at the back, she only stopped when the local garda followed her with sirens thinking she was trying to steal the post, she was mortified , the garda apparently nearly died laughing "

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How was the copper wire invented?"

I don’t know, how was the copper wire invented?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How was the copper wire invented?

I don’t know, how was the copper wire invented?"

Nooo please dont ask....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was 12 I was messing around with some lads whilst waiting for a classroom to be unlocked, I threw a schoolbag at one lad... Missed and knocked a five foot tall statue of virgin Mary off its pedestal... Her head came off when it hit the floor... My mind is a bit of a blank after that but I do recall a nun crying! "

Your career of knocking virgins off pedestals started young!!

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Going to my school formal Id asked a girl I really fancied so was nervous as I went to pick her up. I had my tuxedo and huge bunch of flowers. Nervously knocked on the door and was invited in. The first thing that shocked me was the number of people in the house to see me pick my date up and wish us well. I was taken into the sitting room and that's when I saw the coffin and had to ask for my date to be told she lived next door, needless to say I was mortified though they weren't overly offended.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How was the copper wire invented?

I don’t know, how was the copper wire invented?

Nooo please dont ask...."

Why? Is it bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Cavan men fighting over a penny..

Sigh, I’ll get my coat

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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny


"When I was 12 I was messing around with some lads whilst waiting for a classroom to be unlocked, I threw a schoolbag at one lad... Missed and knocked a five foot tall statue of virgin Mary off its pedestal... Her head came off when it hit the floor... My mind is a bit of a blank after that but I do recall a nun crying!

Your career of knocking virgins off pedestals started young!!"

Very good Mrs. B!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two Cavan men fighting over a penny..

Sigh, I’ll get my coat "

Don’t get your coat. I chuckled!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell off a treadmill once while trying to flirt with the gym instructor. Turns out he wasn't a fan of the bloody nose and lips look. It didn't work out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tripped once trying to kick a stone while chatting to a girl I liked, obviously she didn't like the clumsyness

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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I'm a little bit down aswell Op,

Some stole my anti depressing prescription this morning I hope there happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a woman wakes up in hospital after her vaginal reconstructive surgery to find 3 bunches of flowers in the room. The first from the surgeon saying everything went well and hoping she got well soon...the second from her husband telling her he loved her and to hurry home and the third was from a fella called Jimmy in the burns unit..thanking her for the new ears.

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

A night out in a well known club on a posh kinda event. Went to get on the dance floor, missed the second step down and parted the crowd while I fell flat on my face doing a superman impression across the floor. The walk of shame back to my seat was more painfull than the fall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A night out in a well known club on a posh kinda event. Went to get on the dance floor, missed the second step down and parted the crowd while I fell flat on my face doing a superman impression across the floor. The walk of shame back to my seat was more painfull than the fall. "

Isn’t that always the way? The physical you can deal with, it’s the mortification that’s the killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A night out in a well known club on a posh kinda event. Went to get on the dance floor, missed the second step down and parted the crowd while I fell flat on my face doing a superman impression across the floor. The walk of shame back to my seat was more painfull than the fall.

Bit like asking a girl out to dance and being told to fuck off...long long walk across that floor...

Isn’t that always the way? The physical you can deal with, it’s the mortification that’s the killer "

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By *exysam and StuartCouple
over a year ago

over the hills and far away


"The breading thread lifted my mood today "

Oh I'm in tears laughing at the thread. Some very witty folk on this site

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"A night out in a well known club on a posh kinda event. Went to get on the dance floor, missed the second step down and parted the crowd while I fell flat on my face doing a superman impression across the floor. The walk of shame back to my seat was more painfull than the fall.

Isn’t that always the way? The physical you can deal with, it’s the mortification that’s the killer "

Yeah but when we visualise it now we all end in tears laughing about it. I did look hillarious, arms outstretched sliding accross the floor on my belly.

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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I was the night before a wedding and as usual I arrived home late and tired from work

Got washed and headed for the cot when I realised I needed hand cream for the work I was at you could say was hard on tights

Tip toe into the girls room to steel some only to find myself like a del Monte orange the next morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was the night before a wedding and as usual I arrived home late and tired from work

Got washed and headed for the cot when I realised I needed hand cream for the work I was at you could say was hard on tights

Tip toe into the girls room to steel some only to find myself like a del Monte orange the next morning."

LOL

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

When I worked for Eircom back in the day. I had a customer call me screaming down the phone that his broadband wasn't working. I asked him to check the router to see what lights were showing. He was like I'm wireless I don't have a router. I explained to him what it looked like. He was like yeah it's in the press. So I went Grand what lights are showing . He was like but I'm wireless. I said ok but there must be an issue so I need you to check it for me. He goes ok. I hear some fumbling around and he gets back on the phone. He's like I have it here but this thing has wires and I'm wireless. This isn't wireless if I've to plug it in. He had never plugged in his router as he assumed wireless meant that it was beamed into his house without needing anything.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I said "Drink Feck Arse" to a priest going into a petrol stration, and he turned and ran at me, and I ran off laughing, and he chased me all the way down the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

They hold a lightbulb and the whole world turns to make sure it's screwed in.

Alexa can be quite funny sometimes

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

I once farted on Australian cricketer Brett Lee.

Absolutely true story.

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

What do a condom and your wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your cock

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"What do a condom and your wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your cock"

Unless you're a husband on here having sex with loads of women behind her back.

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray


"What do a condom and your wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your cock

Unless you're a husband on here having sex with loads of women behind her back."
well most guys on here wouldn't get much need for condoms either, you have to get meets first

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

A few years ago I wanted to take part in the Lounge Forum Easter photo challenge... So I very carefully and artfully crafted a bra from two halves of a chocolate egg and a pack of red strawberry laces... I was quite proud of the result! I put it on (the cups were a little tight tbh) and quickly grabbed my phone for a selfie before the choc started melting, took a breath to suck in my gut (as you do), but this resulted in my chest expanding and..... KABOOM!!! Chocolate shrapnel everywhere... It was carnage!!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"What do a condom and your wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your cock

Unless you're a husband on here having sex with loads of women behind her back. well most guys on here wouldn't get much need for condoms either, you have to get meets first "

Well yeah, i meán i have not had one single meet with a fab person in over 2 years. Not even social.

But that's no reason to be upset, one day I will rise again.

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

recently got stung in the nuts, sore when it happened. but funny now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S showed me this the other night, I got a good laugh out of it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DAdPvXdDgFw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

These stories are brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 6 I managed to set off the fire alarm and similtaniously get my head stuck in the fire escape door in Roches Stores in Cork City in the middle of a busy Saturday...."

I was 4 visiting my mam in the cash room in crazy prices Tallaght where she worked, I hit the panic button out of curiosity unbeknownst to anyone and 15 mins later a dozen armed detectives were rushing in with guns drawn

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