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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway

You’re a burglar but instead of stealing things, you do things to mildly inconvenience your victims. What is your crime?

I’d remove and dispose of all the backs off their earrings

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By *ornyrepMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Put veet in the shampoo and shower gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genius

Disconnect all amenities

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'd swap around their sugar into the salt cellar, and their salt into the sugar bowl. Heh heh *rubs hands together*

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Take the batteries out of all remotes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd put a pair of boxers and an open mandingo sized condom wrapper under their bed. With the boxers poking out a bit on his side. Then leave without a trace.

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Taking note of everyone who is never stepping foot in my house

I think instead of removing batteries, I’d put a tiny piece of duct tape over the end

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By *aughtyglintWoman
over a year ago

Any

Let a carton of crickets loose in their car

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By *ornyrepMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Cellophane over the toilet bowl. Inner child emerging!!!

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

For the occasionally immature among us, I'd also remove the handles on all their internal doors and replace them with dildos

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By *aul 100Man
over a year ago

Galway/Limerick

Fill all the bottles of alcohol with water. Then defrost the freezer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about loosening every door hinge screw in the house. Leaving enough in to hold the door in place until pulled

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By *aughtyglintWoman
over a year ago

Any

Take the screws out of the lats on the bed

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By *ornyrepMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Reset all the clocks by 2 hours earlier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amateur hour

1. Remove ALL the toilet paper and kitchen roll

2. Adjust the shower mixer from where that “sweet spot” is found so it now goes icy death

3. Reset every timer in the house so they’re all 4 hours fast

4. Delete every series link on their planner

5. Clear nail varnish over all the tv and satellite box receivers

6. Replace coffee with caffeine free coffee

And disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put hairloss lotion into the shampoo/shower gel bottles. Sorry... not sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put hairloss lotion into the shampoo/shower gel bottles. Sorry... not sorry."

That's not mild inconvenience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put hairloss lotion into the shampoo/shower gel bottles. Sorry... not sorry.

That's not mild inconvenience! "
ooooh it could be to some people. ha. my bad.

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By *gentleman44Man
over a year ago

dublin

I took both ends off someone's curtain poles,put sardines and anchovies inside then super glued them back on,stunk the house out for month's.

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By *mokey and the bandit 1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Change the height of the first step on the stairs by a few mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Change the height of the first step on the stairs by a few mm "

You bringing your joinery tool box with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I took both ends off someone's curtain poles,put sardines and anchovies inside then super glued them back on,stunk the house out for month's."

Holy sh*t! Was this a mate or a couple you know or a randomers party?

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By *gentleman44Man
over a year ago

dublin


"I took both ends off someone's curtain poles,put sardines and anchovies inside then super glued them back on,stunk the house out for month's.

Holy sh*t! Was this a mate or a couple you know or a randomers party?"
someone who deserved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A know a couple who has a French student for the summer, he rubbed a whole bottle of ketchup into their golden retriever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swap all the furniture around...put the bedroom furniture in the kitchen put the kitchen furniture in the TV room, put the dinning room furniture in the bedroom and put the TV room furniture in the bedroom!

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Swap all the furniture around...put the bedroom furniture in the kitchen put the kitchen furniture in the TV room, put the dinning room furniture in the bedroom and put the TV room furniture in the bedroom! "

That made my head hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swap all the furniture around...put the bedroom furniture in the kitchen put the kitchen furniture in the TV room, put the dinning room furniture in the bedroom and put the TV room furniture in the bedroom!

That made my head hurt "

Imagine what it would do to the people who experience it!!? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change the WiFi password

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Change the WiFi password"

That’s officially evil. I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change all the lightbulbs to flashing disco lights

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Mac lock their WiFi Router.

Remove all fuses from plugs,

Parental lock their sky box

Glue their letter box closed

Super glue locks

Take one sock from each pair.

Put red dye in Washing machine drum

Sew prawns into ends of curtains.

Replace milk with PVA glue.

Some of these I've done

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Take all their pants legs up by 1.5 inches and lower bathroom mirrors by same amount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cling film the toilet seat take out the centre bars in all the door handles n leave them all open super glue the batterys in all the remotes change wifi password delete all the chanel off there set top box n leave tg4 feet in shampoo btls n body wash open tuna tins n lift floor boards n put them on the rad pipes under the flook they reverse wire all the light sockets n switches on plug sockets cut a hole in all there socks at the big toe side superglue all the clips on her saucy bras glue the buttons to his jeans to the button holes im terrible lol

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Cling film the toilet seat take out the centre bars in all the door handles n leave them all open super glue the batterys in all the remotes change wifi password delete all the chanel off there set top box n leave tg4 feet in shampoo btls n body wash open tuna tins n lift floor boards n put them on the rad pipes under the flook they reverse wire all the light sockets n switches on plug sockets cut a hole in all there socks at the big toe side superglue all the clips on her saucy bras glue the buttons to his jeans to the button holes im terrible lol"

Just the lack of punctuation itself on that post did it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh n plenty of laxative in the kettle n eye drops in all there water btls in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey my phone has torrets I gave up n just roll with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

N for the record changing it to GSM alfhabet does nothing I tryed that too

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Hide all phone and laptop chargers.

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By *elfastSteamWhistleMan
over a year ago

bangor

Change the time for the heating timer

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

I can't believe nobody's said this already....I'd turn on their immersion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe nobody's said this already....I'd turn on their immersion "

Oh that’s EVIL!!!!

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By *oreignaffairKKMan
over a year ago

Between CW and KK

Spread lard on their windscreen early in the morning

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Swap the battery in the smoke alarm for a nearly dead one

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Swap the battery in the smoke alarm for a nearly dead one"

That’s grounds for murder

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet

Wet the carpet and sprinkle mustard and cress seeds all over it ,,, enough salad for months

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

hide the remotes, face all the couches to the wall and tvs, block the toilets, empty washing up liquid all over any tiled surface. dig up any plants I can in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put flower inside the hairdryer . Change wifi code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide lynx cans and sky remotes, replace them with fakes twice the size..

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Hide lynx cans and sky remotes, replace them with fakes twice the size.. "

Ok that made me laugh

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By *rsmiley69Man
over a year ago

Cavan Monaghan

Empty out the wine an beer bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replace wine with water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replace eye drops with vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide one of their shoes from a couple of Pairs.

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By *itKerryMaleMan
over a year ago

kerry

Move everything two inches to the left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Replace wine with water"

My father done that before, he filled aan empty bottle of wine with water beet root juice, he left on the counter knowing we'd come back at 3 in the morning and drink it, which we did and could tell the difference.. Prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replace all the photos in the frames with pics of chocko

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Fill their shoes and boots with water then put them in the freezer.

Put lots and lots of small pebbles and grit in the hubcaps of their cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A know a couple who has a French student for the summer, he rubbed a whole bottle of ketchup into their golden retriever "

It’s the only thing to remove the smell of cows hit from a dog that rolls in it. Or any other kinda stinky shite too

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