FabSwingers.com forum: Worst chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So all chat up lines are shite, unless your confident AF. But what is the worst one you've heard?

Mine is: Are you Bambi? Cos I want to mount you in my living room.

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

You remind me of a snack box.

Because once I'm done nibbling on your breast and thighs I'm going to put my bone in your box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab your coat... i've got a gun

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Hi, I'm Fred Flintstone

...Fancy coming back to my place

and making my bedrock??

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Will you come to a funeral with me cos I want to burry the baldy lad in you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on my lap and we can talk a bout the first thing to pop up

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

My two favourites were posted on a similar thread by a fab legend some time ago;

1...Does this rag smell of chloroform?

2...Shut up and get in the back of the van...

Olliepops

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fab

If I flip a coin whats the chances of me getting head?

You have 206 bones in your body, want one more.

Wanna fuck and done pizza?

No!

Why do you not line pizza?

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

My friend wants to know if you'll get off with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get them off ya..you've pulled..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your like the moon I'll never be on ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them off ya..you've pulled..

"
hahaha boom... smooth!!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Can I ask you a question.. seems to be the most recent question I get asked on a daily basis. ( on fab)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are like spanners.. Everytime I look into them my nuts tighten.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Can I ask you a question.. seems to be the most recent question I get asked on a daily basis. ( on fab)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i ask you a personal question...on a scale of 1 to 5, 5 being the most personal, you pick?

Usually she'll say a 1.

Do you like it up the bum?

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Hey, do you sleep on your stomach?

...CAN I??!!

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

How's your fanny for a lodger

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Best one I got from a woman was. "I bet you a blow job I can take all your cock up my arse". Ended up dating her for 3 months.

(She lost the bet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK folks I'm in stiches laughing

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"There's a letter missing from my alphabet

...and it's "U"!"

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We used to dare each other to use that old chestnut

as a chat up line in my college days

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By *asterIrelandMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Worse chat up line was from a man.

Are you a naughty married daddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are ya fixed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance?

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Wanna go halves on a bastard? No? Scrabbled eggs it is so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst one I've heard,

"Ah you've got tattoos , I like a girl who is prepared to make a mistake. Can I be your next mistake??"

So bad It worked

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Are you a beaver cause dam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a beaver cause dam!

Thats jist because you said it wrong...

Its DDDAAAAAAMMMMMMM!

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"Are you a beaver cause dam!

Thats jist because you said it wrong...

Its DDDAAAAAAMMMMMMM!"

I was leaving it up to everyone to add as many M’s as they wanted...some like more than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a fruit - you'd be a Fineapple... criiiiinge

Do you like dragons? Cuz if you do - I'll drag my balls across your face.

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fab

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

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By *iss_dont_tellMan
over a year ago

Clare

once I met this big girl for a drink, half way through it she said "I'm gonna eat you tonight" pinching me on my side!

she went to the toilet and i made a run for it , didnt feel like dinner

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By *aughtyglintWoman
over a year ago

Any

Are ya up for the rattle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you here on the news about the elephant that got lost and ended up in the North Pole?

No.......

Well it broke the ice didn’t it;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mine used this one have you ever changed a sixty watt bulb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s your clitter for a clatter

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