FabSwingers.com forum: The Fab Finishing School

By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

I think it's time to reopen the school. Some refresher courses in etiquette and deportment for the returning Fabbers and foundation courses for the newbies

I'm hiring Mrs Bash as both Headmistress and Professor of Effortless Elegance, Doghunter as Professor of Politics & Annoyingly Sound Arguments, and Siobháin as Professor of Positively Perfect Posterior Photography

Who else should be on the faculty and what will they be teaching?

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Obviously your good self as PM (Project Manager) you would be great at overseeing the who project

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Obviously your good self as PM (Project Manager) you would be great at overseeing the who project "

Nah... I'll be pottering about replacing empty loo rolls and making sure there's an adequate supply of Rich Tea in the Teacher's Lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quality faculty, but is it a ladies only finishing school

You many need a strength & stamina coach..a health & safety guru...a writing to impress coach

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"A quality faculty, but is it a ladies only finishing school

You many need a strength & stamina coach..a health & safety guru...a writing to impress coach"

Absolutely not... Please feel free to suggest who should fill those roles. I'm appointing you as Guidance Counsellor for Young Bucks

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

exactly nebies should have to attend this training course

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It seems to be all women on the board. Sure I suppose the place will be nice and clean at least?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It seems to be all women on the board. Sure I suppose the place will be nice and clean at least?

Your right I will volenteer as a diversity hire and just doss aroubd the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh definitely me.

Ruthless mistress who puts all the ones misbehaving back to order with her tough love

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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It was all going good untill I heard rich tea biscuits

yuck

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"exactly nebies should have to attend this training course "

I think we've just found our Truancy Officer!

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"It seems to be all women on the board. Sure I suppose the place will be nice and clean at least?

You've your eye on Head of White Knighting... Haven't you?

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I thought this was a fishing club

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"It seems to be all women on the board. Sure I suppose the place will be nice and clean at least?

Your right I will volenteer as a diversity hire and just doss aroubd the place"

There will be no dossing! However lounging around on crisp white sheets looking smoulderingly sexy is to be encouraged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey if she offered u a biscuts you would be happy eating the crumbs is there a vacancy for me

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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And do you have to have many points to get on this course

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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"Hey if she offered u a biscuts you would be happy eating the crumbs is there a vacancy for me

I still have some standards when it comes to biscuits

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Oh definitely me.

Ruthless mistress who puts all the ones misbehaving back to order with her tough love

The board of education sadly has put an end to our popular Kinky Corporal Punishment seminars.... Unless a waiver is signed in triplicate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's time to reopen the school. Some refresher courses in etiquette and deportment for the returning Fabbers and foundation courses for the newbies

Who else should be on the faculty and what will they be teaching?

Prefects

And a guidance councillor

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"It was all going good untill I heard rich tea biscuits

yuck

Seems folk prefer hard ones

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I thought this was a fishing club

Advanced Angling was cancelled due to an unfortunate tackle tangle incident

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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"It was all going good untill I heard rich tea biscuits

yuck

Seems folk prefer hard ones

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but rich tea I would rather eat the wrapper they came in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was all going good untill I heard rich tea biscuits

yuck

Seems folk prefer hard ones

but rich tea I would rather eat the wrapper they came in

Rich tea are the king of the staff room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It seems to be all women on the board. Sure I suppose the place will be nice and clean at least?

Your right I will volenteer as a diversity hire and just doss aroubd the place

There will be no dossing! However lounging around on crisp white sheets looking smoulderingly sexy is to be encouraged

Im going to need a PA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I'm educated but charles Darwin theory doesn't aply here maybe we need a guidance seminar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer is behind the gym smokin fags and playin handball

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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"It was all going good untill I heard rich tea biscuits

yuck

Seems folk prefer hard ones

but rich tea I would rather eat the wrapper they came in

Rich tea are the king of the staffroom you have been in there too long then !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a crisp sandwich we can improvise here I think

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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So are you doing the catering

Would be a possibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah were ok I've a masters degree I think the hard work would be wasted in the chuck wagon but I'd definally love a breakfast soda n a cuppa tea

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Can I apply for position of PE teacher please ??

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'd like to put myself forward as Professor of Enunciation.

I shall have the ladies practicing with... ermmmm ... marbles in their mouths, and other objects.

I'd also like to put myself forward as Professor of Foreign Languages as I tend to be quite a cunning linguist.

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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And that is relivent how

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I can teach the women how to squat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's time to reopen the school. Some refresher courses in etiquette and deportment for the returning Fabbers and foundation courses for the newbies

Who else should be on the faculty and what will they be teaching?

Biology teacher here I know all about orgasms

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I would like to apply for the head of extracurricular activities and drama for role playing

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

I'll be head of Disciplinary enforcement, through corporal punishment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh definitely me.

Ruthless mistress who puts all the ones misbehaving back to order with her tough love

The board of education sadly has put an end to our popular Kinky Corporal Punishment seminars.... Unless a waiver is signed in triplicate

Quadruplicate if must. I'd rather give some discipline lessons to the board of education itself tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be head of Disciplinary enforcement, through corporal punishment.

Too late. Position taken :p

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"I'll be head of Disciplinary enforcement, through corporal punishment.

Too late. Position taken :p"

I'll just have to be your secretary so

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By *ussieGMan
over a year ago

Newry

I’m happy to volunteer myself as head of grammar. The strict enforcement of commas, full stops, along with the correct use of there , they’re and their, is lesson one.

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