FabSwingers.com forum: Sex or Chocolate?

By *verage Joe Black OP Man
over a year ago

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I love both. And sometimes sex with some chocolate involved

However if i had to choose, i would take chocolate every time, simply for the reason i can get it any time i want it and the pleasure it gives me is somewhere in the same ballpark as sex.

What would anyone else choose as their pleasure of choice? Sex? Chocolate? Or something else?

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

Right now, a bag of jelly tots!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Right now I could demolish a giant bag of chocolate buttons

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By *verage Joe Black OP Man
over a year ago

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"Right now I could demolish a giant bag of chocolate buttons

Right now i’m trying to imagine how the chocolate buttons would interact with you in your profile pic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohh that's a tough one, chocolate coming out on top

Maybe chocolate shaped anatomy x

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

"Oohh that's a tough one, chocolate coming out on top

Maybe chocolate shaped anatomy x"

Aunty Nellys sweetie shop in Cobh sells chocolate shape penis'.

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By *verage Joe Black OP Man
over a year ago

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"Oohh that's a tough one, chocolate coming out on top

Maybe chocolate shaped anatomy x

Aunty Nellys sweetie shop in Cobh sells chocolate shape penis'.

Jelly tots never competing with that..!!

Unless you line them out on the table in a phallic shape...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oohh that's a tough one, chocolate coming out on top

Maybe chocolate shaped anatomy x

Aunty Nellys sweetie shop in Cobh sells chocolate shape penis'.

Bet it melts in your mouth

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By *verage Joe Black OP Man
over a year ago

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"Oohh that's a tough one, chocolate coming out on top

Maybe chocolate shaped anatomy x

Aunty Nellys sweetie shop in Cobh sells chocolate shape penis'.

Bet it melts in your mouth

Thats only if you remove the wrapper, which can be unsafe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I hear that question beng asked I think of a band name from a movie I cant remember and the band were called Sexual Chockate...think it was a comedy with Edie Murphy in it. That and the song from South Park, Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls

But to answer the question sex all the way, like chocolate but not that much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oohh that's a tough one, chocolate coming out on top

Maybe chocolate shaped anatomy x

Aunty Nellys sweetie shop in Cobh sells chocolate shape penis'.

Bet it melts in your mouth

Thats only if you remove the wrapper, which can be unsafe...

Hmmm just may gobble it up quickly so

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Right now I could demolish a giant bag of chocolate buttons

Right now i’m trying to imagine how the chocolate buttons would interact with you in your profile pic...

Let you into a secret.....I dont share my buttons

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

"Oohh that's a tough one, chocolate coming out on top

Maybe chocolate shaped anatomy x

Aunty Nellys sweetie shop in Cobh sells chocolate shape penis'.

Jelly tots never competing with that..!!

Unless you line them out on the table in a phallic shape...

Is there any other way to eat em???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bought 4 large chockate chic cookies in lidl..that'll do for this evening!!

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By *verage Joe Black OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just bought 4 large chockate chic cookies in lidl..that'll do for this evening!!"

Four times a night guy..? You should add that to your profile...

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Sex but if it was a choice between sex and Haribo jellies...... Oh that would be a tough one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, always

maybe strawberries and whiskey afterwards

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By *verage Joe Black OP Man
over a year ago

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"Sex but if it was a choice between sex and Haribo jellies...... Oh that would be a tough one.

...so find a way to incorporate the haribo jellies. Just make sure it doesnt involve watersports because the bloody things will stick to anything then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not both, chocolate on sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bought 4 large chockate chic cookies in lidl..that'll do for this evening!!

Four times a night guy..? You should add that to your profile...

Now that did make me laugh....would it be bragging or false advertising?

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Sex but if it was a choice between sex and Haribo jellies...... Oh that would be a tough one.

...so find a way to incorporate the haribo jellies. Just make sure it doesnt involve watersports because the bloody things will stick to anything then."

I once made a tong out of cola bottles for a friend as her fella loved them so I made it for her to wear for him. Apparently it went down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex... Good quality, hot chemestry fuelled sex.

Mmmmmmm

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Sex over chocolate everytime

If wine gums now thats a tough one

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Sex over chocolate everytime

If wine gums now thats a tough one

I have a bag of wine gums here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat dairy, that leaves sex

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By *verage Joe Black OP Man
over a year ago

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"I don't eat dairy, that leaves sex

Bummer..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't eat dairy, that leaves sex

Bummer..!!"

I know, but what can ya do?

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By *rinibooWoman
over a year ago

clare

I love chocolate . It’s always available .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends on the mood for which one I would reach. Combined? Hmmm...could get too messy and sticky. Today is definitely sex day for me, xx

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

That's probably the easiest choice ever, sex of course. With plenty of nuts please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lindt coconut intense off op chest mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the pleasure of sharing some post-coital energy reviving giant chocolate buttons with a hot fabber recently. That was a delicious and hot combo

I would rarely attend a meet without some chocolate and jellies, a little boost now and then is no bad thing!!

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

Sex of course

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By *verage Joe Black OP Man
over a year ago

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"Lindt coconut intense off op chest mmm

Im not quite sure what that is but it sounds damned good..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lindt coconut intense off op chest mmm

Im not quite sure what that is but it sounds damned good..!!

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tastes even better

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By *verage Joe Black OP Man
over a year ago

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"Lindt coconut intense off op chest mmm

Im not quite sure what that is but it sounds damned good..!!

tastes even better

Nothing to do with the plate its served on at that point i’m sure...

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By *amiee89TV/TS
over a year ago

derry

I’d love to say sex but chocolate is just up there lol

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I've had sex once in 2019!

As I look down on the unemployed organ below, which I can't see as a result of chocolate and beer, I wonder what sort of selfish, up themselves, shagging all the time that they can't find a sweet shop type of C U Next Tuesday, has this first world problem!

Sex every time, Doh

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