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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

According to a tweet I just read female giraffes urinate into the mouths of the male before mating... I dunno why but I felt I needed to share that piece of information!

Anyone else feel the need to share useless facts*

(*if that actually was a fact!)

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville


" I dunno why but I felt I needed to share that piece of information!

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Is it because you fancy being born a male giraffe?

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

It's to make sure there in season

Bulls do it a lot if running with cows

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

some insect species eat the male after mating

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I won't be the only one who though that OP was going somewhere mad but actually ended up pretty light hearted

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

Where were you going always in the gutter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"some insect species eat the male after mating "

And some rip their genitalia off to avoid death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to a tweet I just read female giraffes urinate into the mouths of the male before mating... I dunno why but I felt I needed to share that piece of information!

Anyone else feel the need to share useless facts*

(*if that actually was a fact!)"

Was I the only one to read that in David Attenborough voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson is a genius. Useless prick rather than useless fact

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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

When male bee orgasms his

testicles explode and he dies... I wish I had a moral to this but I don't other than don't fuck with female bees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Male of the species, once they’ve finished mating with the female, basically ignore them and don’t respond to the mating needs of the female. They grow apart from their chosen mate and look for other females to mate with in the usually mistaken belief that the new selections will offer something more. Bloody men

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Female mantis can eat the male during reproduction and the male continues the job even in death.

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge


"Female mantis can eat the male during reproduction and the male continues the job even in death. "

True I used to breed them.

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Certain species of Octopus detach their genitals and throw them at females.

It's the ultimate go fuck yourself move.

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Male Reptiles in both lizards and snakes have what is called a hemipenes which is essentially two penises.

Also a tortoises penis can be half the length of his body and unfolds like a flag once erect.

A male camelion will aggressively try mate with a female pinning her down and biting her. Holding her in place while they mate.

But once the female is impregnated she will attack the male which has resulted in death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a Male from the shankill courts his chosen mate from Turf Lodge, he builds a small bonfire in her honour , mounts her doggy on it and pulls her off just as it’s lit . This is all the while she sings her favourite Wolfe tones song; Celtic Symphony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh who would of thought giraffes were into kink

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Did you know a pigs orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

who knew .. fab was educational

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread of 2019

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know the female of the human species can orgasm for up to an hour?

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By *asterIrelandMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

I didn't know that... But i know tjey can go on a coma orgasm

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge


"I didn't know that... But i know tjey can go on a coma orgasm "

Your heart can also stop it's why the French used to call it La petite mort (the little death)

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"According to a tweet I just read female giraffes urinate into the mouths of the male before mating... I dunno why but I felt I needed to share that piece of information!

Anyone else feel the need to share useless facts*

(*if that actually was a fact!)

Was I the only one to read that in David Attenborough voice "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know the female of the human species can orgasm for up to an hour?"

Well someone needs to have a word with my foofoo !

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