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Things you read on Fab forums that you find hard to believe

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By *P_80 OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford

I'm not calling anyone a liar, let's just get that clear from the start

This is purely an observation so let's have fun with it.

But surely I'm not the only one that cringes or gets a giggle out of some of the responses on threads and just thinks to themselves, "hmm, really?"

Like no matter what a woman says she's into in a thread, there's a line of lads saying they love that too.

The one that always stands out for me is the lads that say their number one priority is to satisfy the woman even if it means he doesn't get to finish himself.

Really? Your top priority?

I'm not saying that you don't enjoy giving a woman what she wants and I believe 100% that there are men who are totally content with not finishing themselves but are happy they could satisfy a woman. Believe it or not, but I'm one of those men.

But top priority?

I mean, I'm all for giving the ladies a good time and putting in the effort to make sure they have their fun too, but my number one priority?, Nah.

I just find it hard to swallow that a guy signs up to a site like this and his motivation for it is purely to satisfy women.

And please, don't take this as a rant. As I said it's just an observation in human behaviour

Please share your observations too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep usually daily something is posted and I just shake my head. This week it's the bbw thread, the amount of guys who declare they love BBW women and can guarantee that 90% of them wouldn't be seen with a bbw lady in public.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Lads would say anything to get into a pair of knickers

For me I dont cause they cut the balls of me

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Well we take everything here with a pinch of salt including what some people proclaim just for the chance of a ride .Can be amazing reading at times tho

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By *P_80 OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford

[Removed by poster at 13/08/19 11:47:10]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Yep usually daily something is posted and I just shake my head. This week it's the bbw thread, the amount of guys who declare they love BBW women and can guarantee that 90% of them wouldn't be seen with a bbw lady in public. "

Well, you know what they say about what mopeds have in common with "fat chicks"?... They're both fun to ride but you wouldn't let your friends see you on one!

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By *P_80 OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"Well we take everything here with a pinch of salt including what some people proclaim just for the chance of a ride .Can be amazing reading at times tho "

I'll admit I've been guilty of it myself a few times over the years when talking to a girl in a bar or club.

I even once said that liked some Coldplay songs because a girl was a fan of them.

I hate Coldplay.

Needless to say I felt ashamed and dirty when it didn't go to plan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"All the ladies of fab are beautiful"

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Nah, there's a few absolute cunts lurking about in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep usually daily something is posted and I just shake my head. This week it's the bbw thread, the amount of guys who declare they love BBW women and can guarantee that 90% of them wouldn't be seen with a bbw lady in public.

Well, you know what they say about what mopeds have in common with "fat chicks"?... They're both fun to ride but you wouldn't let your friends see you on one! "

Yep I've heard it

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"Well we take everything here with a pinch of salt including what some people proclaim just for the chance of a ride .Can be amazing reading at times tho

I'll admit I've been guilty of it myself a few times over the years when talking to a girl in a bar or club.

I even once said that liked some Coldplay songs because a girl was a fan of them.

I hate Coldplay.

Needless to say I felt ashamed and dirty when it didn't go to plan "

Shameless -I'd never do such a thing

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

It's common knowledge on here alot of men will say anything to get into a woman's knickers. The sad thing is alot of women fall for it or maybe they're happy to do so.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Well we take everything here with a pinch of salt including what some people proclaim just for the chance of a ride .Can be amazing reading at times tho

I'll admit I've been guilty of it myself a few times over the years when talking to a girl in a bar or club.

I even once said that liked some Coldplay songs because a girl was a fan of them.

I hate Coldplay.

Needless to say I felt ashamed and dirty when it didn't go to plan

Shameless -I'd never do such a thing "

Really

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

OP great thread. Now I know I'm not alone when reading some threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""All the ladies of fab are beautiful"

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Nah, there's a few absolute cunts lurking about in here. "

Ah come on Mick, I'm not that bad

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By *hoosyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

any

I read somewhere that size doesn't matter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not thread related but I’m a veri - a - Holic in terms of laughing my dinner out when I come across the famous; don’t pass her by; treat her with respect veris

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I read somewhere that size doesn't matter...

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as long as its not as loose as a wizards slieve you will be ok

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By *P_80 OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford

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By *P_80 OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford

*checks to make sure I haven't any bullshit in my profile text after starting this thread.........

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

From being on fab and reading the forums and mad messages I get I don’t believe anything I’m told by men anymore.

It’s like everything is said with a motive behind it.

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

So will you send on them lotto numbers you have sure they can't be real either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GP has gone rogue

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I laugh daily on here

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By *P_80 OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"GP has gone rogue

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See, that's the kinda thing I'm talking about

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Organising a gangbang for the wife seems to be a big one

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By *P_80 OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"Organising a gangbang for the wife seems to be a big one"

Yeah but she's not to know about it, but she'd be really into it.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

If she even exists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Organising a gangbang for the wife seems to be a big one

Yeah but she's not to know about it, but she'd be really into it."

Yeah, they're really close despite the fact that he's on fab behind her back.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I do get a good giggle at some of the goings on that occur on the forums. And the troll comment gets used so much half the time its like pot calling kettle black Very funny

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Followed closely by verify/meet/invite me I'm realy sound.......you pack of assholes, stuck ups, cliques, single male haters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Followed closely by verify/meet/invite me I'm realy sound.......you pack of assholes, stuck ups, cliques, single male haters"

The following week they start with the "who'd want to fuck the ugly old women here anyway" threads

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Or the poor old me, can't get a meet/easy ride posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GP has gone rogue

See, that's the kinda thing I'm talking about "

Exactly

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By *P_80 OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Seems to be all comments on things men say. Surely there's things that women say that you just think, "Yeah right".

Who's brave enough to go first........

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By *P_80 OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"Seems to be all comments on things men say. Surely there's things that women say that you just think, "Yeah right".

Who's brave enough to go first........

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I'll take the plunge so......

When women say things like "Absolutely no compromise"

I believe some are truthful but I don't buy that all that say it truly mean it

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"From being on fab and reading the forums and mad messages I get I don’t believe anything I’m told by men anymore.

It’s like everything is said with a motive behind it. "

Today is Tuesday....you can believe that

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By *P_80 OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"From being on fab and reading the forums and mad messages I get I don’t believe anything I’m told by men anymore.

It’s like everything is said with a motive behind it.

Today is Tuesday....you can believe that "

It's choose day and I choose not to believe that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not Meeting!!!!

And new veris posted every day

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

Ah now they could be old ones to be fair lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t accommodate. Met 5 or 6 that had that in their profile. Ended up in 4 of their houses !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a thread some weeks ago about who had the best cock on Fab. Ridiculous thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From being on fab and reading the forums and mad messages I get I don’t believe anything I’m told by men anymore.

It’s like everything is said with a motive behind it.

Today is Tuesday....you can believe that

It's choose day and I choose not to believe that"

MIA: G-Doggs zen! Last seen keepin it real in the Wateford area

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By *P_80 OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"From being on fab and reading the forums and mad messages I get I don’t believe anything I’m told by men anymore.

It’s like everything is said with a motive behind it.

Today is Tuesday....you can believe that

It's choose day and I choose not to believe that

MIA: G-Doggs zen! Last seen keepin it real in the Wateford area "

I've been a bit out of sorts the last few days alright.

Thinking too much

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


""All the ladies of fab are beautiful"

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Nah, there's a few absolute cunts lurking about in here.

Ah come on Mick, I'm not that bad"

I Had forgotten about you... a few plus one now!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"There was a thread some weeks ago about who had the best cock on Fab. Ridiculous thread"

I Know. its clearly me.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I find always hilarious those who get in a huff over a cock pic but on other threads boast how much they love sucking cock. Surely if it's good enough to stick in your mouth it must be bearable to look at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You usually know when it's a cringe worthy thread when it starts with

I have a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strictly nsa on their profile.. But after chatting for a while wouldn't say no to a relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep usually daily something is posted and I just shake my head. This week it's the bbw thread, the amount of guys who declare they love BBW women and can guarantee that 90% of them wouldn't be seen with a bbw lady in public

Well, you know what they say about what mopeds have in common with "fat chicks"?... They're both fun to ride but you wouldn't let your friends see you on one! "
not much else to choose from on here

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor


"Yep usually daily something is posted and I just shake my head. This week it's the bbw thread, the amount of guys who declare they love BBW women and can guarantee that 90% of them wouldn't be seen with a bbw lady in public. "

Yes i can vouch for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep usually daily something is posted and I just shake my head. This week it's the bbw thread, the amount of guys who declare they love BBW women and can guarantee that 90% of them wouldn't be seen with a bbw lady in public

Well, you know what they say about what mopeds have in common with "fat chicks"?... They're both fun to ride but you wouldn't let your friends see you on one! not much else to choose from on here"

Wow

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Yep usually daily something is posted and I just shake my head. This week it's the bbw thread, the amount of guys who declare they love BBW women and can guarantee that 90% of them wouldn't be seen with a bbw lady in public

Well, you know what they say about what mopeds have in common with "fat chicks"?... They're both fun to ride but you wouldn't let your friends see you on one! not much else to choose from on here"

Plenty to choose from on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep usually daily something is posted and I just shake my head. This week it's the bbw thread, the amount of guys who declare they love BBW women and can guarantee that 90% of them wouldn't be seen with a bbw lady in public

Well, you know what they say about what mopeds have in common with "fat chicks"?... They're both fun to ride but you wouldn't let your friends see you on one! not much else to choose from on here

Plenty to choose from on here. "
Jesus man can ive your hot list then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything you read in politics section pretty much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep usually daily something is posted and I just shake my head. This week it's the bbw thread, the amount of guys who declare they love BBW women and can guarantee that 90% of them wouldn't be seen with a bbw lady in public

Well, you know what they say about what mopeds have in common with "fat chicks"?... They're both fun to ride but you wouldn't let your friends see you on one! not much else to choose from on here

Plenty to choose from on here. "

Plenty of all sizes and gender to go around for everyone such a pity people still think it's okay to diss someone just cause they are not their type. Been on and off here 3 years and if I not attracted to someone I just say that. And if a guy says hes not interested in me I wish them well on their fab journey

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Yep usually daily something is posted and I just shake my head. This week it's the bbw thread, the amount of guys who declare they love BBW women and can guarantee that 90% of them wouldn't be seen with a bbw lady in public

Well, you know what they say about what mopeds have in common with "fat chicks"?... They're both fun to ride but you wouldn't let your friends see you on one! not much else to choose from on here

Plenty to choose from on here.

Plenty of all sizes and gender to go around for everyone such a pity people still think it's okay to diss someone just cause they are not their type. Been on and off here 3 years and if I not attracted to someone I just say that. And if a guy says hes not interested in me I wish them well on their fab journey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read somewhere that size doesn't matter...

as long as its not as loose as a wizards slieve you will be ok "

Or a thirsty dog’s mouth

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Anything you read in politics section pretty much "

It's hilarious over there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That she is only here for the sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have no problem rocking up to my friends on a moped.

In fact most of them would ask for a go.

I wonder if the same thing would happen if.......

Personally I see why people get annoyed but on the other hand it’s human nature for men to try and sleep with any women.

Fortunately many of us have higher standards but I can’t really get annoyed by guys who will sleep with anyone because it’s just instinctual

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