FabSwingers.com forum: Button to slot

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women of fab

Measure the distance from your belly button to the start of your gee slit, multiply the number by 10 and then divide by 2..

See what you get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women of fab

Measure the distance from your belly button to the start of your gee slit, multiply the number by 10 and then divide by 2..

See what you get."

Gee slit

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

PMSL!!

(Gee slit)

Haven’t heard that since school

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I got

453776587902661

What does that mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got

453776587902661

What does that mean?"

Surely the real question is how have you a “gee slit”

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I got

453776587902661

What does that mean?

Surely the real question is how have you a “gee slit”

It’s on my FB and she is in Australia

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By *exysam and StuartCouple
over a year ago

over the hills and far away

"I got

453776587902661

What does that mean?

Surely the real question is how have you a “gee slit”

can't stop laughing at that reply

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

What unit are they to use ?

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"I got

453776587902661

What does that mean?

Surely the real question is how have you a “gee slit”

It’s on my FB and she is in Australia

Now that was a great comeback

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What unit are they to use ?"

Oh dam, never thought of that!

It could be the Kelvin scale!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What unit are they to use ?

Oh dam, never thought of that!

It could be the Kelvin scale!

Slitimeters

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

What unit are they to use ?

Oh dam, never thought of that!

It could be the Kelvin scale!

Slitimeters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What unit are they to use ?

Oh dam, never thought of that!

It could be the Kelvin scale!

Slitimeters

Are these not to gauge quality rather than distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What unit are they to use ?

Oh dam, never thought of that!

It could be the Kelvin scale!

Slitimeters

Are these not to gauge quality rather than distance

That’s the Slit-o-meter your thinking of

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What unit are they to use ?

Oh dam, never thought of that!

It could be the Kelvin scale!

Slitimeters

Are these not to gauge quality rather than distance

I have one of these slitimeters in the house for any women that wants to call around of a stimulating inspection. Full certificate given after

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I'm happy to run my rule over any women's gee slits if they require

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't work it if this thread is more perplexing or troubling

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'm happy to run my rule over any women's gee slits if they require "

Back off wrex from my patented idea

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can't work it if this thread is more perplexing or troubling

Oh I’d say it’s more troubling than anything else, and even more troubling if I I get bookings

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Oh I’d say it’s more troubling than anything else, and even more troubling if I I get bookings

Instantly deletes the form I was filling into book an inspection

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Oh I’d say it’s more troubling than anything else, and even more troubling if I I get bookings

Instantly deletes the form I was filling into book an inspection

Dam forms

I hate red tape

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

Still chuckling at this!

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Still chuckling at this!

And it all started with a gee slit

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Still chuckling at this!

And it all started with a gee slit

Stop, don’t start me off again!

Trying to drink my coffee

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Still chuckling at this!

And it all started with a gee slit

Stop, don’t start me off again!

Trying to drink my coffee

God I hope your not spitting !! Swallowing is much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway. What’s the result ?.., 50?.. 75?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geezus christ......

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

the fuck

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"PMSL!!

(Gee slit)

Haven’t heard that since school

I don’t think I’ve seen one since school

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Gizz a shot of yer gee luv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I heard the saying gee I heArd the expression snack box bird n if anyone doesn't know what a snackbox bird I'd I'll save the questions it the girl at the end of the night u find getting chipper u go rould back n u hear slow down ffs ur spilling my chips omg don't judge me I've not experienced it but heard the term

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Gizz a shot of yer gee luv.

What was Fanny McGee famous for ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gizz a shot of yer gee luv.

What was Fanny McGee famous for ? "

Sweet fanny Adam's

Gee slit lol that takes me back 20 years and gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't work it if this thread is more perplexing or troubling

Another ploy to fat shame any of us ladies with larger bellies..

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Can't work it if this thread is more perplexing or troubling

Another ploy to fat shame any of us ladies with larger bellies..

Could be but maybe he's on the smaller side and wanted to try make it look bigger

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can't work it if this thread is more perplexing or troubling

Another ploy to fat shame any of us ladies with larger bellies..

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Can't work it if this thread is more perplexing or troubling

Another ploy to fat shame any of us ladies with larger bellies..

Oh holy jayus

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Women of fab

Measure the distance from your belly button to the start of your gee slit, multiply the number by 10 and then divide by 2..

See what you get."

Distracted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I want to know is why I can't just multiply by 5?

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Ahhh it's a slow day in Barneys brain I mean house.

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

Oh I’d say it’s more troubling than anything else, and even more troubling if I I get bookings

Instantly deletes the form I was filling into book an inspection

This is unrelated but I have ask, do you delete the word "quote" when you are replying? Because I don't get how everyone elses replies distinguish between the two but yours never do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I want to know is why I can't just multiply by 5?"

Bahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I want to know is why I can't just multiply by 5?"

It's mathematically the same, but semantically different

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By *eankaren88Couple
over a year ago

By the sea

"What I want to know is why I can't just multiply by 5?"

You won't end up with the number you first thought of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking the most popular answer should be 69?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread is giving me the absolute flutters

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Women of fab

Measure the distance from your belly button to the start of your gee slit, multiply the number by 10 and then divide by 2..

See what you get."

Are we measuring downwards or going up and over the shoulder and then down and round?

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Gee Slit?

Sure that's only the starting point!

Should they not be measuring to the widest point of the Flange??

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