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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was just behind a woman in Tescos and her handbag had everything in except a nuclear reactor . So of course she couldn’t find her purse. Then her purse was so jammed with crap she couldn’t find her credit card that wasn’t maxed out..... or her Clubcard . So....

A... is it possible to be a woman and not routinely carry a handbag everywhere ?

B. Do any of you ever have a handbag clear out or do u just keep filling them up with girlie stuff ?

C. Does anyone actually have a tidy, ordered handbag cos I’ve never seen one.

Just wondering

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Sorry I didn't mean to hold up the line

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

exactly no wonder they can never find anything. My lady friend where my purse where my phone where is my this and that . Its where you left it . All the stuff would be in her bag . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I didn't mean to hold up the line "

Bahahaha, you totally did it on purpose DT!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And

“I used to have this really cool lipstick.... my fave.... but lost it about 3 years ago”

( turned up in her tardis bag)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I didn't mean to hold up the line "

It’s ok to post nothing. It serves its purpose in bumping the thread to the top

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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Tis a brave man that would venture into a tardes handbag

To boldly go where no one has gone before

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

We need all that crap in our bags to get our menfolk out of the scrapes they get themselves into... Hands up any man who has never asked a woman 'have you a safety pin in your bag?'

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By *heBeardandTheWonderfulCouple
over a year ago

L

I don’t carry a bag lol. Someone bought me an awesome purse that has a place for my phone. So that’s everything I need right there

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Was just behind a woman in Tescos and her handbag had everything in except a nuclear reactor . So of course she couldn’t find her purse. Then her purse was so jammed with crap she couldn’t find her credit card that wasn’t maxed out..... or her Clubcard . So....

A... is it possible to be a woman and not routinely carry a handbag everywhere ?

B. Do any of you ever have a handbag clear out or do u just keep filling them up with girlie stuff ?

C. Does anyone actually have a tidy, ordered handbag cos I’ve never seen one.

Just wondering"

It gave you something to start a thread about. Win win.

What ya but in Tesco?

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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Never asked a woman for a safety pin and anyway we have cable ties

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Never asked a woman for a safety pin and anyway we have cable ties "

I have those in my handbag too

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Never asked a woman for a safety pin and anyway we have cable ties

I have those in my handbag too "

I am afraid to ask why

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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I will keep you

God made man and he invented cable ties

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By *obshortMan
over a year ago

Cork


"We need all that crap in our bags to get our menfolk out of the scrapes they get themselves into... Hands up any man who has never asked a woman 'have you a safety pin in your bag?' "

What would any Man need a safety pin for ??

Used to carry safety pins and elastic band. When I worked on the doors in nite clubs. A few years back

.. For the ladies to hold up their hair. Or fix a wardrobe malfunction.

AAA happy days.

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Any time I need a holiday or break I just dive into the bottom of my girlfriend's handbag and visit Narnia.

Even found my lost socks from the washing machine plus missing Tupperware lids.

One time I was rummaging round in her handbag when I spotted this soldier.

I asked him what the f**k he was doing in my girlfriend's handbag and he said "Looking for my tank!".

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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Sick I know but MADALEN there you are

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"We need all that crap in our bags to get our menfolk out of the scrapes they get themselves into... Hands up any man who has never asked a woman 'have you a safety pin in your bag?'

What would any Man need a safety pin for ??

Used to carry safety pins and elastic band. When I worked on the doors in nite clubs. A few years back

.. For the ladies to hold up their hair. Or fix a wardrobe malfunction.

AAA happy days. "

I don't think I've ever been to a formal occasion where some guy hasn't popped a button, burst his zipper or split the arse of his trousers.... Cable ties won't solve that... But a safety pin might

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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You don't know me lol

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge


"We need all that crap in our bags to get our menfolk out of the scrapes they get themselves into... Hands up any man who has never asked a woman 'have you a safety pin in your bag?'

What would any Man need a safety pin for ??

Used to carry safety pins and elastic band. When I worked on the doors in nite clubs. A few years back

.. For the ladies to hold up their hair. Or fix a wardrobe malfunction.

AAA happy days. "

Used to do the same. Always had extra bobbins and would have Lolly pops to people I refused entry to. (Great way to defuse a situation.)

Dr Who would be envious of some ladies tarsis bags.

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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Yes it's the mouldy sweets and silvermints that scare me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If some of you carried a leatherman in yer bag that would be useful instead of lollipops, soldiers, out of date flavour sachets from pot noodles, safety pins , condoms, keys that no longer fit anything you own, chewed chewing gum in bits of paper that have been spat out and lipsticks last used when pounds shillings and pence were the currency

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge


"If some of you carried a leatherman in yer bag that would be useful instead of lollipops, soldiers, out of date flavour sachets from pot noodles, safety pins , condoms, keys that no longer fit anything you own, chewed chewing gum in bits of paper that have been spat out and lipsticks last used when pounds shillings and pence were the currency"

I used to carry a leatherman until I was informed one night that it was illegal to do so, especially when working the doors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If some of you carried a leatherman in yer bag that would be useful instead of lollipops, soldiers, out of date flavour sachets from pot noodles, safety pins , condoms, keys that no longer fit anything you own, chewed chewing gum in bits of paper that have been spat out and lipsticks last used when pounds shillings and pence were the currency

I used to carry a leatherman until I was informed one night that it was illegal to do so, especially when working the doors. "

In yer manbag?

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"If some of you carried a leatherman in yer bag that would be useful instead of lollipops, soldiers, out of date flavour sachets from pot noodles, safety pins , condoms, keys that no longer fit anything you own, chewed chewing gum in bits of paper that have been spat out and lipsticks last used when pounds shillings and pence were the currency"

Dear god, who's handbangs have you been in?

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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They never looked in a lady's handbag then did they

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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Am sure Shergar and Lord Lucan could be found in one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I always have to giggle wen I see a dogs head poking out of a zipped up handbag

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Sick I know but MADALEN there you are "

Yes sick. Really bad taste.

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

Depends on the type of dog

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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And I know sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I always wonder what HRH the Queen has in her handbag?.... haven’t seen Phil the Greek for a while

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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Hankey and rosery beads

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By *appytoadsCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

So true


"We need all that crap in our bags to get our menfolk out of the scrapes they get themselves into... Hands up any man who has never asked a woman 'have you a safety pin in your bag?'

What would any Man need a safety pin for ??

Used to carry safety pins and elastic band. When I worked on the doors in nite clubs. A few years back

.. For the ladies to hold up their hair. Or fix a wardrobe malfunction.

AAA happy days.

I don't think I've ever been to a formal occasion where some guy hasn't popped a button, burst his zipper or split the arse of his trousers.... Cable ties won't solve that... But a safety pin might "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was just behind a woman in Tescos and her handbag had everything in except a nuclear reactor . So of course she couldn’t find her purse. Then her purse was so jammed with crap she couldn’t find her credit card that wasn’t maxed out..... or her Clubcard . So....

A... is it possible to be a woman and not routinely carry a handbag everywhere ?

B. Do any of you ever have a handbag clear out or do u just keep filling them up with girlie stuff ?

C. Does anyone actually have a tidy, ordered handbag cos I’ve never seen one.

Just wondering"

A. Most women I know don't want to have to carry a handbag at all and avoid them as much as possible.

Unfortunately women's clothes rarely have pockets. And if there are pockets present- they're usually tiny. You can barely fit your keys into them, nevermind a phone and a purse.

B. Most women do clear out their handbags now and then, only when we have extra space - its easy to accumulate stuff again and again..

C. I'm sure if all handbags had compartments - more of them would actually be organized. Having a big fancy empty space for all the crap to just sit on top of other stuff makes it virtually impossible to keep it tidy.

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

Ah true enough

Add kids and your handbag explodes

Band aids jelly's pens pencils cash machine

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

If you bled out your dick once a month you would carry a bag around with you full of random crap. Thats just fact, you gotta deal with these things the best way you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah true enough

Add kids and your handbag explodes

Band aids jelly's pens pencils cash machine "

Oh dear i didn't even think of kids.... Yeah need a suitcase for that sole purpose only

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas


"I always have to giggle wen I see a dogs head poking out of a zipped up handbag"
, i hope it's a toy dog and not tbe severed head of a bigger one

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

I don’t carry a bag they irritate me.. I have a wallet that my phone fits in.. car key can fit in there if it has to, too.

None of this bag with every item I ever could possibly need in it..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I don’t carry a bag they irritate me.. I have a wallet that my phone fits in.. car key can fit in there if it has to, too.

None of this bag with every item I ever could possibly need in it.."

I think I love you

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath


"I don’t carry a bag they irritate me.. I have a wallet that my phone fits in.. car key can fit in there if it has to, too.

None of this bag with every item I ever could possibly need in it..

I think I love you "

You know you do Michael!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

The smaller the bag the better for me........definitely not a handbag person

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I don’t carry a bag they irritate me.. I have a wallet that my phone fits in.. car key can fit in there if it has to, too.

None of this bag with every item I ever could possibly need in it..

I think I love you

You know you do Michael! "

It's all true

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By *hoosyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

any


"Sorry I didn't mean to hold up the line "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t carry one.. they annoy the life out of me. Even on a night out I hate having to take one!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I hate them as well. I rarely take one with me.

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere


"

A... is it possible to be a woman and not routinely carry a handbag everywhere ?

B. Do any of you ever have a handbag clear out or do u just keep filling them up with girlie stuff ?

C. Does anyone actually have a tidy, ordered handbag cos I’ve never seen one.

Just wondering"

A. Absolutely. I tend to pick up my keys in the morning & go. I have spare essentials in my desk at work should I need em

B. I LOVE handbag clear outs. Find lipsticks/earrings/other shite I thought I lost. Plus, I always find a haaaaape of change in em.

C. If you find one, I'd love to see it too please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right. I walk out the house 999 times out of 1000 I have keys , phone wallet . I take what I need for that day.

Women have handbags. Not for what they need for that day, but because they have a handbag, they fill it with fuckin everything. And even if there are pockets and dividers and compartments, it makes no difference as they just pile stuff in so they can never find anything. As for sorting and clearing and tidying ?. Get tee fuck. That hardly ever happens . It’s a woman thing. Handbags. More than 1. Maybe 10. All friggin sorts of handbags . Full of crap. You just can’t help urself gurls can ya ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right. I walk out the house 999 times out of 1000 I have keys , phone wallet . I take what I need for that day.

Women have handbags. Not for what they need for that day, but because they have a handbag, they fill it with fuckin everything. And even if there are pockets and dividers and compartments, it makes no difference as they just pile stuff in so they can never find anything. As for sorting and clearing and tidying ?. Get tee fuck. That hardly ever happens . It’s a woman thing. Handbags. More than 1. Maybe 10. All friggin sorts of handbags . Full of crap. You just can’t help urself gurls can ya ?????"

I really wish all men's clothes for only a month would have a joke of the pockets that women have.

I've changed 4 phones in 2 years as pockets that I have in my work uniform only fit 1 third of my phone and it keeps falling out and smashing.

Of course some would say - don't have a phone on you. Unfortunately having a phone on me is something that I need for the work that I'm doing.

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By *aughtyglintWoman
over a year ago

Any


"Right. I walk out the house 999 times out of 1000 I have keys , phone wallet . I take what I need for that day.

Women have handbags. Not for what they need for that day, but because they have a handbag, they fill it with fuckin everything. And even if there are pockets and dividers and compartments, it makes no difference as they just pile stuff in so they can never find anything. As for sorting and clearing and tidying ?. Get tee fuck. That hardly ever happens . It’s a woman thing. Handbags. More than 1. Maybe 10. All friggin sorts of handbags . Full of crap. You just can’t help urself gurls can ya ?????"

Gets a clear out when changing over

Pockets/ compartments used for essentials like lippy

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Right. I walk out the house 999 times out of 1000 I have keys , phone wallet . I take what I need for that day.

Women have handbags. Not for what they need for that day, but because they have a handbag, they fill it with fuckin everything. And even if there are pockets and dividers and compartments, it makes no difference as they just pile stuff in so they can never find anything. As for sorting and clearing and tidying ?. Get tee fuck. That hardly ever happens . It’s a woman thing. Handbags. More than 1. Maybe 10. All friggin sorts of handbags . Full of crap. You just can’t help urself gurls can ya ?????

I really wish all men's clothes for only a month would have a joke of the pockets that women have.

I've changed 4 phones in 2 years as pockets that I have in my work uniform only fit 1 third of my phone and it keeps falling out and smashing.

Of course some would say - don't have a phone on you. Unfortunately having a phone on me is something that I need for the work that I'm doing. "

Buy an Otterbox case and 9H screen protector and save yourself a fortune

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Any time I need a holiday or break I just dive into the bottom of my girlfriend's handbag and visit Narnia.

Even found my lost socks from the washing machine plus missing Tupperware lids.

One time I was rummaging round in her handbag when I spotted this soldier.

I asked him what the f**k he was doing in my girlfriend's handbag and he said "Looking for my tank!"."

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a screwdriver in mine..

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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With or without ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With or without ice"

Lol I wish..

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

Know that feeling

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"I have a screwdriver in mine.. "

You do know our nuts don't require a screwdriver?

Just a well oiled spanner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a screwdriver in mine..

You do know our nuts don't require a screwdriver?

Just a well oiled spanner "

I always have one of those..

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