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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I always laugh when I think of the "Angry Pirate".

As you're about to cum you pullout, cum in her eye and she stands up covering her eye with her hand. Then kick her shin so she's hopping on one leg and groaning "arrghhh". Hey presto an Angry Pirate.

It makes me laugh everytime.. you guys got any good ones you've heard of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chosen specialist subject on Mastermind would be funny sexual terms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My chosen specialist subject on Mastermind would be funny sexual terms

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You've always struck me as someone who wouldn't be afraid to try whatever she's heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave term is The Brunch. If you're having sex on the beach, take your micky out and wipe it in the sand till it looks like a Brunch icecream. Boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The wild ride'

Her in top, grab her hips and hold her there then say the name of another girl she hates and hold on for dear life

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By *unnerbenMan
over a year ago

Dublin / Cork

The Spider-Man - just as ur about to cum , pull out cum in your hand and throw it at her face like Spider-Man spins a web

Rusty thrombone - the girl rims the mans ass from behind like reaching around to wank him at same time like playing a thrombone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to whisper into my FWBs ear "You have me wetter than a otters pocket"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a set of lips on you that could suck a water Mellon threw a garden hose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Og just looked up sorry rosey red lips no pun intended

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My fave term is The Brunch. If you're having sex on the beach, take your micky out and wipe it in the sand till it looks like a Brunch icecream. Boom!

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Hahaha now that's a new one I've never heard of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've got a set of lips on you that could suck a water Mellon threw a garden hose"

I've seen those red lips in person, this would be something she might be down to try

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By *londy84Man
over a year ago

Knockatallan

71

Is a 69 with a finger up each other's ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend refers to some guys a 'Prawns'...the body is tasty but the head not so much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend refers to some guys a 'Prawns'...the body is tasty but the head not so much..."

Also known as

BOBFOC Body of Baywatch Face off Crime watch

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

BOB when i first heard it i was shocked that a woman would need such a thing

Battery Opperated Boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BOB when i first heard it i was shocked that a woman would need such a thing

Battery Opperated Boyfriend "

Well I don't know about you but I don't have a 15 speed multi wave pattern vibrating cock with rabbit ears for extreme blended orgasms.

This is what we're competing with haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOB when i first heard it i was shocked that a woman would need such a thing

Battery Opperated Boyfriend

Well I don't know about you but I don't have a 15 speed multi wave pattern vibrating cock with rabbit ears for extreme blended orgasms.

This is what we're competing with haha"

I have 2 speeds hell for leather and asleep....

I've big ears but that can he used to hang on, they dont vibrate though....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"BOB when i first heard it i was shocked that a woman would need such a thing

Battery Opperated Boyfriend

Well I don't know about you but I don't have a 15 speed multi wave pattern vibrating cock with rabbit ears for extreme blended orgasms.

This is what we're competing with haha

I have 2 speeds hell for leather and asleep....

I've big ears but that can he used to hang on, they dont vibrate though...."

What u mean u cant wiggle ur ears

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

The lion King.

You cum on her body. Dip your finger in it and smear it on her forehead and say "Simba"

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"My friend refers to some guys a 'Prawns'...the body is tasty but the head not so much..."

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"My chosen specialist subject on Mastermind would be funny sexual terms

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I've started so I'll finish

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY


"'The wild ride'

Her in top, grab her hips and hold her there then say the name of another girl she hates and hold on for dear life "

Rodeo Sex - the same scenario but doggy style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard a story once about a thing called The Angry Dragon. Girl warned guy to tell when he was going to cum as she didn't like the taste .

Guy proceeded to cum in the girls mouth then tap the back of her head causing her to blow cum bubbles out her nose and get really angry really fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slovakian Traffic Cone

The Slovakian traffic cone is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and then jizzing, puking, pissing, and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't know what too say I really dont

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

Pork sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pork sword"

how's you pork sword

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 06/08/19 23:52:26]

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Slovakian Traffic Cone

The Slovakian traffic cone is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and then jizzing, puking, pissing, and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat."

Just when you think you have seen it all. And I thought space docking was a mad term.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Slovakian Traffic Cone

The Slovakian traffic cone is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and then jizzing, puking, pissing, and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat."

Why Slovakian?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slovakian Traffic Cone

The Slovakian traffic cone is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and then jizzing, puking, pissing, and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat."

What the fuck......

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

She's a fanny like a wizards sleeve or a fanny like a clowns pocket! She was so horny, when I put my hand on her pussy it was like a horse eating oats from your hand. Sherrifs badge = bum hole

All courtesy of Roger Nellie's thesaurus in 'viz' magazine.

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

City

Sweets here, its has to be "Custard launcher" for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sweets here, its has to be "Custard launcher" for me

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Haha I didn't know this one but had a fair idea before I even looked it up and I was right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The term " Flying Horse" can be used for for Anal Sex.

You may be aware of a long running called Coronation Street. In it, the local pub is called The Rovers Return. However, if the Rovers is closed due to some disaster, or you are persona non grata or barred, characters frequent the alternative hostilery, the Flying Horse.

As the Profanisaurus describes it:

Ken. Hey Deirdre ( Ken's wife), fancy a quickie?

Dierdre. Sorry Ken, I'm up on blocks at the moment. If we do, it will have to be the Flying Horse!

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge


"The term " Flying Horse" can be used for for Anal Sex.

You may be aware of a long running called Coronation Street. In it, the local pub is called The Rovers Return. However, if the Rovers is closed due to some disaster, or you are persona non grata or barred, characters frequent the alternative hostilery, the Flying Horse.

As the Profanisaurus describes it:

Ken. Hey Deirdre ( Ken's wife), fancy a quickie?

Dierdre. Sorry Ken, I'm up on blocks at the moment. If we do, it will have to be the Flying Horse!"

Up on blocks

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Rainbow road

Hershey highway.

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