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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So as people here know I am currently pursuing a fabber who is in my hotel.

Things have been going well; flirty banter, close encounters over the breakfast buffet; innuendos in the gym. Until today.

I spied him earlier in town as I was getting off the boat. He was on his own finally and today was my moment to pounce and make finalized arrangements. My confidence levels were high. The sun was shining; my shorts were short and I began my strut which was met with a massive smile and a walk in my direction.

But no. Something didn’t feel right. Queue me projectile vomiting without warning over the footpath and queue my gorgeous play partner to be looking at me in disgust and turning on his heel.

Is there away back from this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

I knew I could count on you to be supportive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lose the shorts and go again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lose the shorts and go again

See, that’s positive thinking

Wipe my face and off I go

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Text him with...

"Well that was embarrassing..."

All I'll say though is

...If he was a keeper, he'd have held your hair back

inside AND outside of the bedroom

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Tell him you were imagining gagging in his cock and your imagination got away from you, vivid as it is.

And that surly he couldn't match your imagination so their is no chance that would happen again.

Also more fool him. He missed his chance at being the gentleman who holds your hair back as you spew then asks would you like me to pull it harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Text him with...

"Well that was embarrassing..."

All I'll say though is

...If he was a keeper, he'd have held your hair back

inside AND outside of the bedroom

Tim's suggestion is better than mine. And u won't catch a chill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys you are very chivalrous

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By *uilder506Man
over a year ago

bognor

"So as people here know I am currently pursuing a fabber who is in my hotel.

Things have been going well; flirty banter, close encounters over the breakfast buffet; innuendos in the gym. Until today.

But no. Something didn’t feel right. Queue me projectile vomiting without warning over the footpath and queue my gorgeous play partner to be looking at me in disgust and turning on his heel.

Is there away back from this

No matter what he’s seen you do.

Go for it, what’s the worst can happen give you a dirty look and say no ....

If you never ask the answer will always be no

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Guys you are very chivalrous

A gentleman on the streets a beasts in the sheets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys you are very chivalrous

A gentleman on the streets a beasts in the sheets.

A double beast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dust yourself down, maybe brush your teeth haha and then start plotting how you can get one on one with him again... ah these things happen, I mean if a beautiful lady propositioned me I would be seriously turned on and wouldn't be thinking of what I'd seen earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

I knew I could count on you to be supportive

I got your back..... its safer back here with the vomiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So as people here know I am currently pursuing a fabber who is in my hotel.

Things have been going well; flirty banter, close encounters over the breakfast buffet; innuendos in the gym. Until today.

But no. Something didn’t feel right. Queue me projectile vomiting without warning over the footpath and queue my gorgeous play partner to be looking at me in disgust and turning on his heel.

Is there away back from this

Tell him to rock your bed not the boat

Hope you okay though x

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Guys you are very chivalrous

A gentleman on the streets a beasts in the sheets.

A double beast "

Only when needed

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Embarrassing but hardly your fault or something you could control. Regardless of how off putting or unpleasant he found it, he ran away instead of checking you were ok. Why would you try again?

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Yeah still don't understand why he ran away instead of too you.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

" he ran away instead of checking you were ok. Why would you try again? "

The general consensus is that if you see someone from fab outside in the real world, ignoring is perfectly acceptable.

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

" he ran away instead of checking you were ok. Why would you try again?

The general consensus is that if you see someone from fab outside in the real world, ignoring is perfectly acceptable. "

Were they not about to meet? I thought they had recognised each other and there was mutual acknowledgement of each other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" he ran away instead of checking you were ok. Why would you try again?

The general consensus is that if you see someone from fab outside in the real world, ignoring is perfectly acceptable.

Were they not about to meet? I thought they had recognised each other and there was mutual acknowledgement of each other."

Random comment devil given that you know well the build up and background. But yes we initially acknowledged via message and then by face to face chats

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

" Were they not about to meet? I thought they had recognised each other and there was mutual acknowledgement of each other."

I read it as they noticed each otherm she was gnna walk past him with a spring in her step, but were not out to meet each other. As in bumping into someone in a shopping cetnre.

But I dunno. I know in another thread about people in a shopping center people blasted someone for approaching.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

He's probably sussing out the next meet as we speak.

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

" Were they not about to meet? I thought they had recognised each other and there was mutual acknowledgement of each other.

I read it as they noticed each otherm she was gnna walk past him with a spring in her step, but were not out to meet each other. As in bumping into someone in a shopping cetnre.

But I dunno. I know in another thread about people in a shopping center people blasted someone for approaching."

Think we read totally different posts on this. They were walking towards each other and had already chatted to each other in person in a non fab setting.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

" Were they not about to meet? I thought they had recognised each other and there was mutual acknowledgement of each other.

I read it as they noticed each otherm she was gnna walk past him with a spring in her step, but were not out to meet each other. As in bumping into someone in a shopping cetnre.

But I dunno. I know in another thread about people in a shopping center people blasted someone for approaching.

Think we read totally different posts on this. They were walking towards each other and had already chatted to each other in person in a non fab setting. "

Yep maybe you're right and I am wrong. I am not sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well that thread went weird. I only wanted to have a laugh at my expense and figure out how I correct me vomiting over myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that thread went weird. I only wanted to have a laugh at my expense and figure out how I correct me vomiting over myself

Where can I find the back story? I feel I'd like to invest..

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

"Embarrassing but hardly your fault or something you could control. Regardless of how off putting or unpleasant he found it, he ran away instead of checking you were ok. Why would you try again? "

This! If he hadn't the manners to make sure you were okay even if it put him off actually playing with you. , then in my opinion he just shit on the eggs !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Embarrassing but hardly your fault or something you could control. Regardless of how off putting or unpleasant he found it, he ran away instead of checking you were ok. Why would you try again?

This! If he hadn't the manners to make sure you were okay even if it put him off actually playing with you. , then in my opinion he just shit on the eggs !!

Lol

I don’t know why you are beating up the poor guy. I’m still a stranger of sorts

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Embarrassing but hardly your fault or something you could control. Regardless of how off putting or unpleasant he found it, he ran away instead of checking you were ok. Why would you try again?

This! If he hadn't the manners to make sure you were okay even if it put him off actually playing with you. , then in my opinion he just shit on the eggs !!

Lol

I don’t know why you are beating up the poor guy. I’m still a stranger of sorts

I've helped many a stranger in that situation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Embarrassing but hardly your fault or something you could control. Regardless of how off putting or unpleasant he found it, he ran away instead of checking you were ok. Why would you try again?

This! If he hadn't the manners to make sure you were okay even if it put him off actually playing with you. , then in my opinion he just shit on the eggs !!

Lol

I don’t know why you are beating up the poor guy. I’m still a stranger of sorts

I've helped many a stranger in that situation.

A waiter from a restaurant gave me a jug of water to wash my disgrace away. That was kind

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

"I've helped many a stranger in that situation.

Many? its a common thing to happen around you?

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"I've helped many a stranger in that situation.

Many? its a common thing to happen around you?"

Worked as a bouncer and in the City Center especially temple bar area it's very common.

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Embarrassing but hardly your fault or something you could control. Regardless of how off putting or unpleasant he found it, he ran away instead of checking you were ok. Why would you try again?

This! If he hadn't the manners to make sure you were okay even if it put him off actually playing with you. , then in my opinion he just shit on the eggs !!

Lol

I don’t know why you are beating up the poor guy. I’m still a stranger of sorts

I've helped many a stranger in that situation.

A waiter from a restaurant gave me a jug of water to wash my disgrace away. That was kind "

Should've asked the waiter out.

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Embarrassing but hardly your fault or something you could control. Regardless of how off putting or unpleasant he found it, he ran away instead of checking you were ok. Why would you try again?

This! If he hadn't the manners to make sure you were okay even if it put him off actually playing with you. , then in my opinion he just shit on the eggs !!

Lol

I don’t know why you are beating up the poor guy. I’m still a stranger of sorts

I've helped many a stranger in that situation.

A waiter from a restaurant gave me a jug of water to wash my disgrace away. That was kind

Should've asked the waiter out.

Definitely should have given him a tip. Just the tip

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Embarrassing but hardly your fault or something you could control. Regardless of how off putting or unpleasant he found it, he ran away instead of checking you were ok. Why would you try again?

This! If he hadn't the manners to make sure you were okay even if it put him off actually playing with you. , then in my opinion he just shit on the eggs !!

Lol

I don’t know why you are beating up the poor guy. I’m still a stranger of sorts

I've helped many a stranger in that situation.

A waiter from a restaurant gave me a jug of water to wash my disgrace away. That was kind

Should've asked the waiter out.

Definitely should have given him a tip. Just the tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot one vital point in all this... he’s a fabber he’s only looking a pulse you’ll be fine

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By *eelum1988Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"You forgot one vital point in all this... he’s a fabber he’s only looking a pulse you’ll be fine

sometime is just depend on the person.. not everyone just looking fuck and go...

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"You forgot one vital point in all this... he’s a fabber he’s only looking a pulse you’ll be fine

With some the pulse is optional.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You forgot one vital point in all this... he’s a fabber he’s only looking a pulse you’ll be fine

sometime is just depend on the person.. not everyone just looking fuck and go...

Correct

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Pouring the water down the front of your top instead of on the ground might have worked.

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By *eelum1988Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"You forgot one vital point in all this... he’s a fabber he’s only looking a pulse you’ll be fine

sometime is just depend on the person.. not everyone just looking fuck and go...

Correct

if just fuck and go then better just looking an escort that more simple and easy...if met the nice one I would like to make a regular meet with the person..

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Unless he likes himself a bit of emetophilia then he is gone and never coming back.

Always plenty more fish in Fab's pool. Just don't spew on them.

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Unless he likes himself a bit of emetophilia then he is gone and never coming back.

Always plenty more fish in Fab's pool. Just don't spew on them.

I'm sure there are some would like if she did haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happened to me before in my early days, she was the sexy kemtish daughter of a boss of mine, we both had loads to drink, back to her dad's apparent, shagged for hours until she needed to vomit.. Truth be told I just made her wash her teeth and we carried on

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"It happened to me before in my early days, she was the sexy kemtish daughter of a boss of mine, we both had loads to drink, back to her dad's apparent, shagged for hours until she needed to vomit.. Truth be told I just made her wash her teeth and we carried on

That's the true definition of dedication.

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By *loki_38Man
over a year ago

Rural

"So as people here know I am currently pursuing a fabber who is in my hotel.

Things have been going well; flirty banter, close encounters over the breakfast buffet; innuendos in the gym. Until today.

But no. Something didn’t feel right. Queue me projectile vomiting without warning over the footpath and queue my gorgeous play partner to be looking at me in disgust and turning on his heel.

Is there away back from this

I really dont see what's his issue here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You forgot one vital point in all this... he’s a fabber he’s only looking a pulse you’ll be fine

sometime is just depend on the person.. not everyone just looking fuck and go...

Exactly so some spew shouldn’t

Put them off then right ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So as people here know I am currently pursuing a fabber who is in my hotel.

Things have been going well; flirty banter, close encounters over the breakfast buffet; innuendos in the gym. Until today.

But no. Something didn’t feel right. Queue me projectile vomiting without warning over the footpath and queue my gorgeous play partner to be looking at me in disgust and turning on his heel.

Is there away back from this

Omg is this for real ...don't believe a word ...has to be a piss take ....ask to view this lady on can before you meet her ...I've always done it worked for me s out the fakes...and if this is a genuine post thank fuck im outa here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brush your teeth and try again :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP did you meant to post this in stories and fantasies forum or has this genuinely happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP did you meant to post this in stories and fantasies forum or has this genuinely happened

I had the smell of vomit in my hair for 70 minutes so yup it happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP did you meant to post this in stories and fantasies forum or has this genuinely happened

I had the smell of vomit in my hair for 70 minutes so yup it happened "

If he turned around and walked off I don't think he's worth pursuing but more importantly what is it that you ate beforehand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP did you meant to post this in stories and fantasies forum or has this genuinely happened

I had the smell of vomit in my hair for 70 minutes so yup it happened

If he turned around and walked off I don't think he's worth pursuing but more importantly what is it that you ate beforehand?"

Do you have a vomit fetish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP did you meant to post this in stories and fantasies forum or has this genuinely happened

I had the smell of vomit in my hair for 70 minutes so yup it happened

If he turned around and walked off I don't think he's worth pursuing but more importantly what is it that you ate beforehand?

Do you have a vomit fetish? "

No but I do want to know what to avoid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP did you meant to post this in stories and fantasies forum or has this genuinely happened

I had the smell of vomit in my hair for 70 minutes so yup it happened

If he turned around and walked off I don't think he's worth pursuing but more importantly what is it that you ate beforehand?

Do you have a vomit fetish?

No but I do want to know what to avoid

Generally me when I’m getting off a boat and you ll be fine

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Yoga pants and some bending over seems to focus men's minds back to the task at hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do this normally or did the boat have an effect?

It's not the type of greeting that most would expect and would make a person wonder what was coming next.

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Do you do this normally or did the boat have an effect?

It's not the type of greeting that most would expect and would make a person wonder what was coming next.

This is her mating call.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you do this normally or did the boat have an effect?

It's not the type of greeting that most would expect and would make a person wonder what was coming next.

This is her mating call.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Realistically speaking... Probably not. I can just about handle a family member up-chucking and still be able to say I love them (from a safe splash-distance)

A stranger or someone I barely know? Not a chance I could find anyone attractive after that...

I'd say move on... Preferably to someone you won't chunder-blunder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Realistically speaking... Probably not. I can just about handle a family member up-chucking and still be able to say I love them (from a safe splash-distance)

A stranger or someone I barely know? Not a chance I could find anyone attractive after that...

I'd say move on... Preferably to someone you won't chunder-blunder

Really? If someone did that I would think nothing of it, it happens to all of us, a bit like an accidental fart during oral

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

FFS woman. Possibility of a chance meet and your opening play is to spew in his direction..??! What were you thinking..?? Has it worked somewhere for you before..??

That's either outrageously innovative or a seriously bad call. Since he turned on his heel, I'm going with door number 2.

Which is appropriate because number 2 is where this has all panned out.

You probably want to start a new thread asking fabbers about any other innovative opening approaches that have worked for them before. And the funny ones that haven't

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Realistically speaking... Probably not. I can just about handle a family member up-chucking and still be able to say I love them (from a safe splash-distance)

A stranger or someone I barely know? Not a chance I could find anyone attractive after that...

I'd say move on... Preferably to someone you won't chunder-blunder

Really? If someone did that I would think nothing of it, it happens to all of us, a bit like an accidental fart during oral

Honestly... Would be a definite no for me. Complete turn-off. Happened with a meet in the past who had too much to drink the night before and spent the morning vomiting in our hotel ensuite... I brought him water, patted his back and said 'there there' as sympathetically as I could, but that was it.... No turning back after that. End of the line. Maybe I'm just odd like that though... Maybe someone else can still want to snog someone they've seen make pavement pizza?

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