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By *igkidexy OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Mine was fucking ex and her mom walk in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of one, presumably I have no shame

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I was going out wth a girl who had a twin. One night I ended up in bed wth the wrong one.

It was only when I felt his moustache on the back of my neck that I realised my silly mistake.

Still... It could happen to anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahahaha. Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going out wth a girl who had a twin. One night I ended up in bed wth the wrong one.

It was only when I felt his moustache on the back of my neck that I realised my silly mistake.

Still... It could happen to anyone. "

I had a simular experience with an exs sister... I had no idea as it was dark, simple mistake but she wouldn't believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was years ago when we were about 19 or so. We were both naked in the back of her car on the Curragh, it was a shitty Fiat Punto and the doors didn't lock properly sometimes. Important detail.

We seen headlights and we thought it was just another car going past us. Then about a minute later blue lights flash and the passenger door swings open. I'm going down on her, I look behind me and all I see is a yellow high-vis jacket. Garda gets a nice view of my asshole before saying "oh sorry" and slamming the door shut..

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"I was going out wth a girl who had a twin. One night I ended up in bed wth the wrong one.

It was only when I felt his moustache on the back of my neck that I realised my silly mistake.

Still... It could happen to anyone.

I had a simular experience with an exs sister... I had no idea as it was dark, simple mistake but she wouldn't believe me "

So you cheated on your cousin with your cousin

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

A few years ago i met a cpl in a hotel in dublin it was their first meet we had a drink in the bar then proceeded to the bed room where we quickly got frisky

Anyway the lady decided she wanted to ride her hubby cowgirl as she was getting spanked so we set our selfs up and she proceeded to raise and fall on hes errect member as i delivered ever increasing spanks to her delicous arse

She would rise off his cock i would deliver a span and she would fall to meet his upward thrust, as you can imagine we had a good rythem going

Anyhoe she rose up followed by his out of sync upward thrust i delivered a slap straight to his nuts he screams she bursts out laughing and i am redfaced trying to apoligise to this man doubled up in pain under his wife

Thankfully we all still laugh about it today

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Pulled a muscle in my stomach during sex which stopped play for 15mins until it passed... As I rolled oh the floor trying to sort said pulled muscle, she looked down with a smile and said "first time I've floored a guy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pulled a muscle in my stomach during sex which stopped play for 15mins until it passed... As I rolled oh the floor trying to sort said pulled muscle, she looked down with a smile and said "first time I've floored a guy" "
This is a little embarrassing, but a few weeks ago while having sex with the wife I accidentally farted into her face, the whole room was like being in a giant rotten egg! She almost vomited from the stench, it was hilarious!

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

First Fab Threesome i damn near fainted

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"First Fab Threesome i damn near fainted "

Rush of blood to the head was it

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By *nowy007Woman
over a year ago

Near Enough


"I was going out wth a girl who had a twin. One night I ended up in bed wth the wrong one.

It was only when I felt his moustache on the back of my neck that I realised my silly mistake.

Still... It could happen to anyone. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going out wth a girl who had a twin. One night I ended up in bed wth the wrong one.

It was only when I felt his moustache on the back of my neck that I realised my silly mistake.

Still... It could happen to anyone.

"
Did he fart??

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Too much to drink and couldn't get it up

...with two women on the bed

...Got to watch them play though

while I polished off another can of beer!

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By *ocketman99Man
over a year ago

fermanagh

Housekeeping walking in whilst in the thrones of passion one three separate occasions. (Never learn).

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By *ork fellaMan
over a year ago

Macroom

Posted this already in another thread but anyhu

Weekend night,was having sexy time with my now ex and was on top of her getting a tit wank, her mum burst in the door looking for help as her brother had come home d*unk and started to puke in the kitchen and ya in walks her mum just as I'm covering the exs tits and face in cum. Breakfast was a bit awkward the following morning

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By *eline5000Woman
over a year ago

dublin

I was starving and the gentlemen (U know who u are) bought me a chipper

Very classy but I needed carbs

After I ate all I wanted to do was sleep

He was completely cool about it

I owe him one

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By *mokey and the bandit 1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"First Fab Threesome i damn near fainted "

Fun memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posted this already in another thread but anyhu

Weekend night,was having sexy time with my now ex and was on top of her getting a tit wank, her mum burst in the door looking for help as her brother had come home d*unk and started to puke in the kitchen and ya in walks her mum just as I'm covering the exs tits and face in cum. Breakfast was a bit awkward the following morning "

Omfg lol

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By *ames brosnanMan
over a year ago

cobh

Back when I was in college I’d been flirting with this girl for some time. We both clearly fancied each other but it took a bit of time to pluck up the courage to move to the next level. It eventually happens and we ended up back in her place. One thing led to another and before we knew it we were on here bed riding. Next thing a spider with a body the size of a €2 coin decided to drop from the ceiling onto me. I know there are people who aren’t fans of spiders but I’m actually petrified of them, get the sweats, racing heart & faint when I see one. This thing was massive and it gave me such a fright I forgot what I was doing & literally pushed her off me before jumping up and then passing out completely naked on her bedroom floor. I ended up be out cold for w few minutes & she couldn’t wake me up so she had to call for help. Needles to say we never met again as we were both mortified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was giving me a blowjob, and I couldn’t hold my fart in. No more sex for anyone that night

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I've pulled a hamstring

Had my banjo string bitten off

Fallen off countless beds

And been told to finish myself off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg some things shouldn't be broadcasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First night after the wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going out wth a girl who had a twin. One night I ended up in bed wth the wrong one.

It was only when I felt his moustache on the back of my neck that I realised my silly mistake.

Still... It could happen to anyone.

I had a simular experience with an exs sister... I had no idea as it was dark, simple mistake but she wouldn't believe me

So you cheated on your cousin with your cousin "

I apologised to you cous already.. Just keep your sisters away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a woman on here..,, she was described as fabulous.

However she was more than that. Very very fabulous . I’m not exactly small but getting it in to any significant depth proved impossible. I gave up

Part of the problem was that she was so huge, that she couldn’t really move around the bed so just plonked herself down and that was that

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"First night after the wedding "

More details required to qualify

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Fuck buddy puking all over the bed mid stroke. She had drank a load of cocktails beforehand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got caught at it at the popes cross in the Phoenix Park years ago when we decided to christen my 1st car properly, my gf at the time lived on north circular road so it was near by, we were buck naked fucking away in the front passage seat when a Guard knocked on the window, never even noticed it comkng. He stepped away and gave us a few mins to get ourselves together followed by a long lecture but let us off with a warning

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By *ordjeffMan
over a year ago

around and about ,as travel.

On the bed and going for it

Ended up off balance and both falling off the bed together pulling the side lamp on top of us

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

9ne of the most embarrassing was the first time i squirted, i was like something from the exorcist as i sprayed all over his face, i was mortified! But thankfully his reply was "fuck yeah" or similar

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By *ork fellaMan
over a year ago

Macroom


"Posted this already in another thread but anyhu

Weekend night,was having sexy time with my now ex and was on top of her getting a tit wank, her mum burst in the door looking for help as her brother had come home d*unk and started to puke in the kitchen and ya in walks her mum just as I'm covering the exs tits and face in cum. Breakfast was a bit awkward the following morning

Omfg lol "

I didn't visit for a few weeks after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"9ne of the most embarrassing was the first time i squirted, i was like something from the exorcist as i sprayed all over his face, i was mortified! But thankfully his reply was "fuck yeah" or similar "
I would love that! Never found a squirter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"9ne of the most embarrassing was the first time i squirted, i was like something from the exorcist as i sprayed all over his face, i was mortified! But thankfully his reply was "fuck yeah" or similar I would love that! Never found a squirter! "

At least you hope not!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Don't really get embarassed. But a girl I was with did get embarassed.

Standard blowjob, said I was gonna cum, she got up and ran off to get tissue, so I just stood there with my dick in my head squirting cum all over the floor.

She came running back shouting out sorry, that she didn't know why she did that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't really get embarassed. But a girl I was with did get embarassed.

Standard blowjob, said I was gonna cum, she got up and ran off to get tissue, so I just stood there with my dick in my head squirting cum all over the floor.

She came running back shouting out sorry, that she didn't know why she did that."

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I was present for someone else's embarrassing moment a few years ago. A neighbour asked me to take a piece of furniture to the dump for her so I called in one morning before 10 am after her 16 year old son had left for school. We chatted in the kitchen before heading to the spare bedroom where said piece of furniture was stored. What we didn't know was the three aforementioned 16 year old son had sneaked in an open window into the spare bedroom with his 15 year old girlfriend and were going at it doggy style on a rug in the middle of the floor. She opened the door and we walked in just as he was about to discharge... He screamed and pulled out, firing it all over the place. His mother grabbed a towel and started whipping the pair of them as I beat a hasty retreat out the door. All I could hear was the girl bawling crying and the mother of the boy screaming that he should at least have been wearing a condom. The poor mother didn't recover for a few weeks after it. The son wasn't particularly bothered but the girl was absolutely mortified.

She ended up pregnant with his child about a year later when she was still 16. They moved in together after the baby was born but split up about four years and two more babies later.

When I fled back into the living room I noticed that the mother had paused the episode of the Jeremy Kyle show that she had been watching.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Don't really get embarassed. But a girl I was with did get embarassed.

Standard blowjob, said I was gonna cum, she got up and ran off to get tissue, so I just stood there with my dick in my head squirting cum all over the floor.

She came running back shouting out sorry, that she didn't know why she did that."

She's a keeper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

When I fled back into the living room I noticed that the mother had paused the episode of the Jeremy Kyle show that she had been watching. "

Lol, lovely detail

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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago

down the road

Group play on a bed. Mrs _aidbare5 on her back and a lady sitting on her face. The lady started a serious of fanny farts! No one knew what to do and just carried on. We laugh about it now.

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