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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies if you were a man for a day what would you want your perfect penis to be like?

And gents what would you like your perfect breasts to be like?

I’d want a 7.5 inch shaft with tight balls think I’d like him to be a grower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t care what it looked like because:

(i) most men believe in their heart of hearts theirs is the most perfect one anyway; and

(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Ohhh id love to have pear shaped titties with nipples pointing skyward and a nice tight pussy

Knowing my luck I'd be on my monthly

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin


"I wouldn’t care what it looked like because:

(i) most men believe in their heart of hearts theirs is the most perfect one anyway; and

(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks"

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin


"Ohhh id love to have pear shaped titties with nipples pointing skyward and a nice tight pussy

Knowing my luck I'd be on my monthly "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just want to be able to pee standing up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks"

Jesus Christ.... my cock juat shuddered.... and not in the good way

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Aren't all breasts perfect. I mean they are all perfectly formed for the job and are all fun to play with

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere


"I just want to be able to pee standing up lol "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimme like 7/8 inches and thick. No hair. Heaven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks

Jesus Christ.... my cock juat shuddered.... and not in the good way"

I bet it was a little bit in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average to smaller sized breasts. Pert and natural with nice sized nipples.

And no I don't agree that most men on here think there cock is great. I don't. Porn has made a lot of men self concious about having a certain type of erect cock.

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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny


"I wouldn’t care what it looked like because:

(i) most men believe in their heart of hearts theirs is the most perfect one anyway; and

(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks"

(i) yes I have the most perfect cock in the world

(ii) we are actually pretty choosey about what we slap it off and stick it in

32c...any bigger would be too much of a distraction day to day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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32c...any bigger would be too much of a distraction day to day! "

But what about for special occasions?

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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny


"

32c...any bigger would be too much of a distraction day to day!

But what about for special occasions?"

Chicken fillets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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32c...any bigger would be too much of a distraction day to day!

But what about for special occasions?

Chicken fillets... "

False advertising at its finest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So lefty is going to be a big bouncy act with saucer sized areola called bowser

Righty is the small but tenacious partner perky bullet nip on it called flip

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry


"Gimme like 7/8 inches and thick. No hair. Heaven! "

I'd like that for a day also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t care what it looked like because:

(i) most men believe in their heart of hearts theirs is the most perfect one anyway; and

(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks"

I'd be the same - always wonder when watching porn when they slap their cock of the woman's face what the enjoyment of it is? Cause I'm telling ye now any guy that chances that with me is getting ass whipped lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'd like to take pics of it erect beside a remote and a shaving can and then try it beside maybe something smaller or bigger for reassurance

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge


"I wouldn’t care what it looked like because:

(i) most men believe in their heart of hearts theirs is the most perfect one anyway; and

(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks

I'd be the same - always wonder when watching porn when they slap their cock of the woman's face what the enjoyment of it is? Cause I'm telling ye now any guy that chances that with me is getting ass whipped lol "

I've always wondered that too. I mean have they bad aim are they missing her mouth from nerves. Just escapes me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dunno I’ve slapped the odd cock off my lips or tongue before. It’s only demeaning if you let it be ( if that makes sense)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno I’ve slapped the odd cock off my lips or tongue before. It’s only demeaning if you let it be ( if that makes sense) "

Lips and tongue I get but this is across the woman's cheek

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dunno I’ve slapped the odd cock off my lips or tongue before. It’s only demeaning if you let it be ( if that makes sense)

Lips and tongue I get but this is across the woman's cheek "

It’s probably like spanking to me I don’t get it or like it but lots do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had big breasts for a day, I'd walk up to some unsuspecting ass(he'd have to be an ass, other wise it wouldn't be fair) pull out one and give him a good solid right knocker across the face..

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I'd send cock pics to every one on Fab. I'd message a select few see if they'd like to suck my lovely new "well hung" cock.

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

Pro tip, a cold shower would give you tight balls

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"I just want to be able to pee standing up lol "

Have you not seen The Full Monty?

You can!

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge


"I'd send cock pics to every one on Fab. I'd message a select few see if they'd like to suck my lovely new "well hung" cock."

But you already do that wifey.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"I'd send cock pics to every one on Fab. I'd message a select few see if they'd like to suck my lovely new "well hung" cock.

But you already do that wifey. "

True

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore


"I'd send cock pics to every one on Fab. I'd message a select few see if they'd like to suck my lovely new "well hung" cock."

Ohh wise one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I'd like to take pics of it erect beside a remote and a shaving can and then try it beside maybe something smaller or bigger for reassurance "

Hahaha hahahahahaha YES

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By *amelman7823Man
over a year ago

Ashbourne

my man boobs aint bad at the moment, if they could stretch to warm either side of my flute while i walk it would be a help in the winter !

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