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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!

Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!

A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.

The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!

Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!

A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.

The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"

"

Lol seen that on f book earlier. A waste of a good ice Lolly

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I posted on a Lounge thread earlier about this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I posted on a Lounge thread earlier about this "

This is not the Lounge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!

Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!

A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.

The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"

Lol seen that on f book earlier. A waste of a good ice Lolly "

Takes the meaning of Super Split to a whole new level

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!

Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!

A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.

The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"

"

What kind of ice lollies? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!

Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!

A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.

The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"

What kind of ice lollies? Asking for a friend "

Leave your vagina alone

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!

Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!

A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.

The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"

What kind of ice lollies? Asking for a friend "

Loop thd loops

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Just when thst box of Twisters was starting to look inviting

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Surely a calippo would be the one to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just when thst box of Twisters was starting to look inviting "

Mmm twisters the naughty thought I've just had about that Lolly lol

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I posted on a Lounge thread earlier about this

This is not the Lounge "

No... It's the cupboard under the stairs close the door quick before someone sees what we're up to!

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!

Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!

A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.

The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"

What kind of ice lollies? Asking for a friend "

A feast

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!

Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!

A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.

The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"

What kind of ice lollies? Asking for a friend

A feast "

Perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah damn I was just eyeing up the ice pops in the freezer

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Ah damn I was just eyeing up the ice pops in the freezer "

Today's top tip.... icebergers don't work.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Ah damn I was just eyeing up the ice pops in the freezer

Today's top tip.... icebergers don't work. "

Thats "icebergers" folks not frozenburgers

Although I doubt they would be an attractive option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah damn I was just eyeing up the ice pops in the freezer

Today's top tip.... icebergers don't work. "

Cheers I’ll stay away from them so

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Ah damn I was just eyeing up the ice pops in the freezer

Today's top tip.... icebergers don't work.

Thats "icebergers" folks not frozenburgers

Although I doubt they would be an attractive option "

Putting meat in one's foof? I get offers to put meat in mine all the time!!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Ah damn I was just eyeing up the ice pops in the freezer

Today's top tip.... icebergers don't work.

Thats "icebergers" folks not frozenburgers

Although I doubt they would be an attractive option "

Lmao

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Joking aside... A frostbitten foof is no fun...

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

Is it just ice pops or is it anything from the freezer..?

If you were a bit strapped could you use some frozen chicken goujons for example if that's all your freezer had to offer..? Of maybe a handful of fish fingers..?

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Joking aside... A frostbitten foof is no fun... "

Ouch ! Sould be a warning on the packet.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Is it just ice pops or is it anything from the freezer..?

If you were a bit strapped could you use some frozen chicken goujons for example if that's all your freezer had to offer..? Of maybe a handful of fish fingers..? "

That's a whole different thread right there.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ah damn I was just eyeing up the ice pops in the freezer

Today's top tip.... icebergers don't work.

Thats "icebergers" folks not frozenburgers

Although I doubt they would be an attractive option

Putting meat in one's foof? I get offers to put meat in mine all the time!! "

That would be pork though

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Joking aside... A frostbitten foof is no fun...

Ouch ! Sould be a warning on the packet. "

Not allowed to put warnings on packaging without having done rigorous testing first to validate the warning. The testing ladies at HB have newfound respect from me.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Is it just ice pops or is it anything from the freezer..?

If you were a bit strapped could you use some frozen chicken goujons for example if that's all your freezer had to offer..? Of maybe a handful of fish fingers..? "

Fish fingers I seen what u done there

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Is it just ice pops or is it anything from the freezer..?

If you were a bit strapped could you use some frozen chicken goujons for example if that's all your freezer had to offer..? Of maybe a handful of fish fingers..?

Fish fingers I seen what u done there "

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Joking aside... A frostbitten foof is no fun...

Ouch ! Sould be a warning on the packet.

Not allowed to put warnings on packaging without having done rigorous testing first to validate the warning. The testing ladies at HB have newfound respect from me. "

I might send a CV to HB.

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore


"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!

Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!

A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.

The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"

"

Nice fresh strawberries cut in half and left in freezer for an hour work perfectly (so I'm told)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I posted on a Lounge thread earlier about this

This is not the Lounge

No... It's the cupboard under the stairs close the door quick before someone sees what we're up to! "

No its the Beer Garden to the rear of the property

Way more craic really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to refrain from inserting them up your ass. Don’t want a cola sparkle lookalike

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

The problem I have with the ice lolly, you start with a decent girth and end up with a tiny wooden stick. Not to mention the splinters you could fetch getting carried away.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"The problem I have with the ice lolly, you start with a decent girth and end up with a tiny wooden stick. Not to mention the splinters you could fetch getting carried away. "

Girl, stop taking unnecessary risks with things going into your pussy. You have to make sure it's covered. Leave the wrapper on. No glove, no love

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"The problem I have with the ice lolly, you start with a decent girth and end up with a tiny wooden stick. Not to mention the splinters you could fetch getting carried away.

Girl, stop taking unnecessary risks with things going into your pussy. You have to make sure it's covered. Leave the wrapper on. No glove, no love "

Damn, you caught me barebacking in broad daylight.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"The problem I have with the ice lolly, you start with a decent girth and end up with a tiny wooden stick. Not to mention the splinters you could fetch getting carried away.

Girl, stop taking unnecessary risks with things going into your pussy. You have to make sure it's covered. Leave the wrapper on. No glove, no love "

Your making assumptions again Joe

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"The problem I have with the ice lolly, you start with a decent girth and end up with a tiny wooden stick. Not to mention the splinters you could fetch getting carried away.

Girl, stop taking unnecessary risks with things going into your pussy. You have to make sure it's covered. Leave the wrapper on. No glove, no love

Your making assumptions again Joe"

Well, I was just about to start a rant about not getting tested for frostbite as well but then I thought better of it

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"The problem I have with the ice lolly, you start with a decent girth and end up with a tiny wooden stick. Not to mention the splinters you could fetch getting carried away.

Girl, stop taking unnecessary risks with things going into your pussy. You have to make sure it's covered. Leave the wrapper on. No glove, no love

Your making assumptions again Joe

Well, I was just about to start a rant about not getting tested for frostbite as well but then I thought better of it "

Are you that "frostbit" guy from Derry??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember that if you use am icecream cone be sure if it was plain or a 99.... you dont want to be wondering was there a flake attached when it went in.....

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Just remember that if you use am icecream cone be sure if it was plain or a 99.... you dont want to be wondering was there a flake attached when it went in....."

In case you get the brown star mixed up

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

If I choose my fav ice lolly, can I choose whose vagina it goes in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I choose my fav ice lolly, can I choose whose vagina it goes in? "

No

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