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"Ok I have written a witty scathing roast....... Im just waiting on Dirks permission to post it "Are you kidding.lol. I gotta see this | |||
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"Ok I have written a witty scathing roast....... Im just waiting on Dirks permission to post it
Are you kidding.lol. I gotta see this "I was actually... thats all I had ffs
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"Ok I have written a witty scathing roast....... Im just waiting on Dirks permission to post it
Are you kidding.lol. I gotta see this
I was actually... thats all I had ffs
"Ah fs I was looking forward to it too! Once again short shlong has big promises and no delivery! (My sorry attempt of a roast  ) | |||
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"Ok I have written a witty scathing roast....... Im just waiting on Dirks permission to post it
Are you kidding.lol. I gotta see this
I was actually... thats all I had ffs
Ah fs I was looking forward to it too! Once again short shlong has big promises and no delivery! (My sorry attempt of a roast )"Fook off you two.. The two sexiest people on fab, the perfect swinging couple my ass..misees, your just to good to be true, beauty yes on the outside, a dark sadistic satanic animal on the inside looking for willing victims to cage and torture in your evil masters dungeon.. Never to return to the vanilla world again...  | |||
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"Haven't had a funny thread in a while with everyone being sensible, wise and polite... Do your absolute worst to roast a person above be it photos, profile or personality. Don't hold back. All participants must have thick skin and ability not to take internet too seriously. Also remember, if you roast someone next person will roast You! Let the games begin " | |||
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"You could haunt houses with your face. Haven't had a funny thread in a while with everyone being sensible, wise and polite... Do your absolute worst to roast a person above be it photos, profile or personality. Don't hold back. All participants must have thick skin and ability not to take internet too seriously. Also remember, if you roast someone next person will roast You! Let the games begin "You could too - that's if you had a face to begin with | |||
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"Ok I have written a witty scathing roast....... Im just waiting on Dirks permission to post it
Are you kidding.lol. I gotta see this
I was actually... thats all I had ffs
Ah fs I was looking forward to it too! Once again short shlong has big promises and no delivery! (My sorry attempt of a roast )
Fook off you two.. The two sexiest people on fab, the perfect swinging couple my ass..misees, your just to good to be true, beauty yes on the outside, a dark sadistic satanic animal on the inside looking for willing victims to cage and torture in your evil masters dungeon.. Never to return to the vanilla world again... "Says Mr 50 Shades of torso | |||
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"Ok I have written a witty scathing roast....... Im just waiting on Dirks permission to post it
Are you kidding.lol. I gotta see this
I was actually... thats all I had ffs
Ah fs I was looking forward to it too! Once again short shlong has big promises and no delivery! (My sorry attempt of a roast )
Fook off you two.. The two sexiest people on fab, the perfect swinging couple my ass..misees, your just to good to be true, beauty yes on the outside, a dark sadistic satanic animal on the inside looking for willing victims to cage and torture in your evil masters dungeon.. Never to return to the vanilla world again... "Jack snow eh,John snows inbred Republican cousin even the nights watch wouldn't take you....pity it wasn't Jack frost at least you'd have some ice for that burn | |||
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"Ok I have written a witty scathing roast....... Im just waiting on Dirks permission to post it
Are you kidding.lol. I gotta see this
I was actually... thats all I had ffs
Ah fs I was looking forward to it too! Once again short shlong has big promises and no delivery! (My sorry attempt of a roast )
Fook off you two.. The two sexiest people on fab, the perfect swinging couple my ass..misees, your just to good to be true, beauty yes on the outside, a dark sadistic satanic animal on the inside looking for willing victims to cage and torture in your evil masters dungeon.. Never to return to the vanilla world again...
Jack snow eh,John snows inbred Republican cousin even the nights watch wouldn't take you....pity it wasn't Jack frost at least you'd have some ice for that burn "Oh look at me I'm so sexy and clever...I spend so much time in random fab sluts houses I have my address tattooed on my chest backwards to remind me when I look in the mirror where I actually live.. | |||
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"Ok I have written a witty scathing roast....... Im just waiting on Dirks permission to post it
Are you kidding.lol. I gotta see this
I was actually... thats all I had ffs
Ah fs I was looking forward to it too! Once again short shlong has big promises and no delivery! (My sorry attempt of a roast )
Fook off you two.. The two sexiest people on fab, the perfect swinging couple my ass..misees, your just to good to be true, beauty yes on the outside, a dark sadistic satanic animal on the inside looking for willing victims to cage and torture in your evil masters dungeon.. Never to return to the vanilla world again...
Jack snow eh,John snows inbred Republican cousin even the nights watch wouldn't take you....pity it wasn't Jack frost at least you'd have some ice for that burn
Oh look at me I'm so sexy and clever...I spend so much time in random fab sluts houses I have my address tattooed on my chest backwards to remind me when I look in the mirror where I actually live.. "Hahaha I actually spilled my tea reading this...pity it wasn't on your face ...that address line  | |||
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"Ok I have written a witty scathing roast....... Im just waiting on Dirks permission to post it
Are you kidding.lol. I gotta see this
I was actually... thats all I had ffs
Ah fs I was looking forward to it too! Once again short shlong has big promises and no delivery! (My sorry attempt of a roast )
Fook off you two.. The two sexiest people on fab, the perfect swinging couple my ass..misees, your just to good to be true, beauty yes on the outside, a dark sadistic satanic animal on the inside looking for willing victims to cage and torture in your evil masters dungeon.. Never to return to the vanilla world again...
Jack snow eh,John snows inbred Republican cousin even the nights watch wouldn't take you....pity it wasn't Jack frost at least you'd have some ice for that burn
Oh look at me I'm so sexy and clever...I spend so much time in random fab sluts houses I have my address tattooed on my chest backwards to remind me when I look in the mirror where I actually live..
Hahaha I actually spilled my tea reading this...pity it wasn't on your face ...that address line "Ah to be fair its probably rosys trademark and not his address... sure the poor fella even had to use her profile gimmik...... Id say the days of being a dom from time to time are over time to be a full time rentamale like the rest of us | |||
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"Ok I have written a witty scathing roast....... Im just waiting on Dirks permission to post it
Are you kidding.lol. I gotta see this
I was actually... thats all I had ffs
Ah fs I was looking forward to it too! Once again short shlong has big promises and no delivery! (My sorry attempt of a roast )
Fook off you two.. The two sexiest people on fab, the perfect swinging couple my ass..misees, your just to good to be true, beauty yes on the outside, a dark sadistic satanic animal on the inside looking for willing victims to cage and torture in your evil masters dungeon.. Never to return to the vanilla world again...
Jack snow eh,John snows inbred Republican cousin even the nights watch wouldn't take you....pity it wasn't Jack frost at least you'd have some ice for that burn
Oh look at me I'm so sexy and clever...I spend so much time in random fab sluts houses I have my address tattooed on my chest backwards to remind me when I look in the mirror where I actually live..
Hahaha I actually spilled my tea reading this...pity it wasn't on your face ...that address line
Ah to be fair its probably rosys trademark and not his address... sure the poor fella even had to use her profile gimmik......
Id say the days of being a dom from time to time are over time to be a full time rentamale like the rest of us "Short shlong silver more like Captain Jack Spanner,the only man I know on fab who comes with his own self imposed disclaimer and health insurance with a 5% pleasure back guarantee...time to cash in that silver and buy yourself a real sword...even vertically challenged pirates have daddy's | |||
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"Ok I have written a witty scathing roast....... Im just waiting on Dirks permission to post it
Are you kidding.lol. I gotta see this
I was actually... thats all I had ffs
Ah fs I was looking forward to it too! Once again short shlong has big promises and no delivery! (My sorry attempt of a roast )
Fook off you two.. The two sexiest people on fab, the perfect swinging couple my ass..misees, your just to good to be true, beauty yes on the outside, a dark sadistic satanic animal on the inside looking for willing victims to cage and torture in your evil masters dungeon.. Never to return to the vanilla world again...
Jack snow eh,John snows inbred Republican cousin even the nights watch wouldn't take you....pity it wasn't Jack frost at least you'd have some ice for that burn
Oh look at me I'm so sexy and clever...I spend so much time in random fab sluts houses I have my address tattooed on my chest backwards to remind me when I look in the mirror where I actually live..
Hahaha I actually spilled my tea reading this...pity it wasn't on your face ...that address line
Ah to be fair its probably rosys trademark and not his address... sure the poor fella even had to use her profile gimmik......
Id say the days of being a dom from time to time are over time to be a full time rentamale like the rest of us
Short shlong silver more like Captain Jack Spanner,the only man I know on fab who comes with his own self imposed disclaimer and health insurance with a 5% pleasure back guarantee...time to cash in that silver and buy yourself a real sword...even vertically challenged pirates have daddy's "  | |||
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"I’m terrible at roasting people, I can take a good roasting though "Jack Gough...cough cough,I see your asking ladies for tips on message's?here's a tip silence..is an answer. Mr more important to be discreet than clean, I see you couldn't stay away from fab,undoubtedly because you never figured out how to log out of your profile...too much time spent conditioning those hairy nipples and not enough time giving your own tip to the ladies | |||
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"I’m terrible at roasting people, I can take a good roasting though
Jack Gough...cough cough,I see your asking ladies for tips on message's?here's a tip silence..is an answer.
Mr more important to be discreet than clean,
I see you couldn't stay away from fab,undoubtedly because you never figured out how to log out of your profile...too much time spent conditioning those hairy nipples and not enough time giving your own tip to the ladies "3% brain power. So fucking dyslexic you spelled all of the info from your birth certificate backwards on your chest. | |||
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"I’m terrible at roasting people, I can take a good roasting though
Jack Gough...cough cough,I see your asking ladies for tips on message's?here's a tip silence..is an answer.
Mr more important to be discreet than clean,
I see you couldn't stay away from fab,undoubtedly because you never figured out how to log out of your profile...too much time spent conditioning those hairy nipples and not enough time giving your own tip to the ladies
3% brain power. So fucking dyslexic you spelled all of the info from your birth certificate backwards on your chest."Ah Big Barney.... Fabs chief Agent provocateur... If he isnt wanking into a Vit Hit he is having a 4way with a zebra and the Trump ladies.... Pulling the dyslexic card is rich from a guy with a typo on his bio.... Still the action shots are a great reminder of the 80's | |||
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"I’m terrible at roasting people, I can take a good roasting though
Jack Gough...cough cough,I see your asking ladies for tips on message's?here's a tip silence..is an answer.
Mr more important to be discreet than clean,
I see you couldn't stay away from fab,undoubtedly because you never figured out how to log out of your profile...too much time spent conditioning those hairy nipples and not enough time giving your own tip to the ladies
3% brain power. So fucking dyslexic you spelled all of the info from your birth certificate backwards on your chest.
Ah Big Barney.... Fabs chief Agent provocateur...
If he isnt wanking into a Vit Hit he is having a 4way with a zebra and the Trump ladies....
Pulling the dyslexic card is rich from a guy with a typo on his bio....
Still the action shots are a great reminder of the 80's"10/10 Excellent and absolutely on pint. | |||
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"I’m terrible at roasting people, I can take a good roasting though
Jack Gough...cough cough,I see your asking ladies for tips on message's?here's a tip silence..is an answer.
Mr more important to be discreet than clean,
I see you couldn't stay away from fab,undoubtedly because you never figured out how to log out of your profile...too much time spent conditioning those hairy nipples and not enough time giving your own tip to the ladies
3% brain power. So fucking dyslexic you spelled all of the info from your birth certificate backwards on your chest.
Ah Big Barney.... Fabs chief Agent provocateur...
If he isnt wanking into a Vit Hit he is having a 4way with a zebra and the Trump ladies....
Pulling the dyslexic card is rich from a guy with a typo on his bio....
Still the action shots are a great reminder of the 80's
10/10
Excellent and absolutely on pint."Even about the Zebra? Jesus Christ Barney...... | |||
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"I’m terrible at roasting people, I can take a good roasting though
Jack Gough...cough cough,I see your asking ladies for tips on message's?here's a tip silence..is an answer.
Mr more important to be discreet than clean,
I see you couldn't stay away from fab,undoubtedly because you never figured out how to log out of your profile...too much time spent conditioning those hairy nipples and not enough time giving your own tip to the ladies "  nicely done | |||
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"I’m terrible at roasting people, I can take a good roasting though
Jack Gough...cough cough,I see your asking ladies for tips on message's?here's a tip silence..is an answer.
Mr more important to be discreet than clean,
I see you couldn't stay away from fab,undoubtedly because you never figured out how to log out of your profile...too much time spent conditioning those hairy nipples and not enough time giving your own tip to the ladies
3% brain power. So fucking dyslexic you spelled all of the info from your birth certificate backwards on your chest."Barney rock the only man to mispell the word 'If" Enough said | |||
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"I’m terrible at roasting people, I can take a good roasting though
Jack Gough...cough cough,I see your asking ladies for tips on message's?here's a tip silence..is an answer.
Mr more important to be discreet than clean,
I see you couldn't stay away from fab,undoubtedly because you never figured out how to log out of your profile...too much time spent conditioning those hairy nipples and not enough time giving your own tip to the ladies
3% brain power. So fucking dyslexic you spelled all of the info from your birth certificate backwards on your chest.
Barney rock the only man to mispell the word 'If"
Enough said "Omg | |||
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"Hello their keyboard warriors Why are ye all talk and no action" *there Said a person without a single verification and a boring profile. Maybe... just maybe you're the only one on this thread who's not getting any action?  | |||
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"Feel free to do your worst... I could do with cheering up!" Sorry bash can't do it... I've only one type of roasting in mind for you | |||
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"Hello their keyboard warriors Why are ye all talk and no action" Rich saying keyboard warriers with the name 'boxer"500 ironically typed on a jazz riddled keyboard, I imagine your bedroom looks like a plasterer's radio by 2 every day. Whether it's boxer for fighting or because you've got strange canine related preferences I wouldn't know as I fell asleep reading your profile this is my 3rd time and 4th coffee writing this. I believe in animal kindness so will somebody give this 'boxer" a bone? | |||
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"Feel free to do your worst... I could do with cheering up!" Ah I love a profile that reads Single me ln we are happier finding you... Really you just heard on the forum how many messages people get of single lads, felt bad for getting 2 dick picks in 2 weeks and put uo a disclaimer to feel better  | |||
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"Feel free to do your worst... I could do with cheering up! Ah I love a profile that reads Single me ln we are happier finding you... Really you just heard on the forum how many messages people get of single lads, felt bad for getting 2 dick picks in 2 weeks and put uo a disclaimer to feel better "I’m still waiting on the one you promised... I presume it’s a pretty rough looking tiddler hence the reticence | |||
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"Feel free to do your worst... I could do with cheering up! Sorry bash can't do it... I've only one type of roasting in mind for you "My favourite kind | |||
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"Feel free to do your worst... I could do with cheering up! Ah I love a profile that reads Single me ln we are happier finding you... Really you just heard on the forum how many messages people get of single lads, felt bad for getting 2 dick picks in 2 weeks and put uo a disclaimer to feel better
I’m still waiting on the one you promised... I presume it’s a pretty rough looking tiddler hence the reticence "Big talk from a "couple" with 2 half pics of hubby in 35 pics | |||
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"Feel free to do your worst... I could do with cheering up! Ah I love a profile that reads Single me ln we are happier finding you... Really you just heard on the forum how many messages people get of single lads, felt bad for getting 2 dick picks in 2 weeks and put uo a disclaimer to feel better
I’m still waiting on the one you promised... I presume it’s a pretty rough looking tiddler hence the reticence
Big talk from a "couple" with 2 half pics of hubby in 35 pics "Another fab straight guy! You should have said, I’ll pm a pic of what he’s packing for reference | |||
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"Feel free to do your worst... I could do with cheering up! Ah I love a profile that reads Single me ln we are happier finding you... Really you just heard on the forum how many messages people get of single lads, felt bad for getting 2 dick picks in 2 weeks and put uo a disclaimer to feel better
I’m still waiting on the one you promised... I presume it’s a pretty rough looking tiddler hence the reticence
Big talk from a "couple" with 2 half pics of hubby in 35 pics
Another fab straight guy! You should have said, I’ll pm a pic of what he’s packing for reference "I know when I'm beaten | |||
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"Give it to me "So....I see you haven't much to say about yourself,is that because you haven't much or there isn't much? A man with two first names must find it hard to decide which one to embarrass himself with. I see you're competitive I think every race you'd enter is one where they're 'all winner's". Give it to you?I'll give you a new background after you give the people of fab a picture not taken while lost in a public bathroom...as per your profile pic take it on the chin | |||
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"I wouldn't say hamring was ugly..but as a child his parents tied a bibe around his neck so the dog would play with him "Oh Mr easyfun this will be neither for you.. Your right my parents did tie a bibe on me,to stop me biting the dog when we played...but yours dressed you up as the dog you mentioned an improvement if you ask me. I see you have realistic expectations from this site..I had low expectations from your profile and guess what....I was right. Half a face for half a man,even your attempted anagram was a sham. I wouldn't say you were ugly either,but then again I'll never know, since your living in the dark side of your parents cubbyhole. | |||
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