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 I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball..  I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight..  I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today..  the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins..  I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow..  chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..   | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day.. "Fair play Davy, I certainly can relate in not taking myself too seriously and bieng far from perfect, although im still hanging onto the two balls | |||
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"Brilliant! If only everyone was as honest!! I can’t comment on your ability or agility but on the other hand you seem like right craic and are very handsome #justsaying " Aww thanks..you must be sick of me praising you anyway  | |||
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"Oh Davy you are making my gusset damp on a Tuesday. Form a queue behind me ladies" But I I wanna be first behind you..and you know it | |||
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"Don’t forget to tell them about your array of fancy dress "I'll keep all the good stuff to myself buddy | |||
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"Quality.... clapping emoji for that.. " Place was getting a bit serious lately dude..said I'd lighten the mood | |||
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"Oh davy lmao your truly one of a kind "And that's a good thing believe me.. 2 of me tho and I'd have a pair of balls... | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
Fair play Davy, I certainly can relate in not taking myself too seriously and bieng far from perfect, although im still hanging onto the two balls "Do man..because you'll miss it when it's gone.. just dangling all alone..  | |||
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"Quality.... clapping emoji for that.. Place was getting a bit serious lately dude..said I'd lighten the mood "It was lacking a bit giving out about the struggle of the single male ill let ya off | |||
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"If you're aging terribly where does that leave the rest of us? "Dont be silly.. had a quick perv..every woman on here is looking incredible and young.. what's the secret  | |||
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"Quality.... clapping emoji for that.. Place was getting a bit serious lately dude..said I'd lighten the mood
It was lacking a bit giving out about the struggle of the single male ill let ya off "I've no complaint about the struggle..replace the dick pics with a bit of personality and originality and everyone will do fine.. | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day.. "Refreshingly honest and with a sense of humor...love it | |||
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"4 seconds you say " Don’t panic; he was talking about drinking... i think | |||
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"4 seconds you say Don’t panic; he was talking about drinking... i think "Thank you for that clarification and welcome back into the forums | |||
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"Davey Ive a camper van going cheap "We'll take it on tour | |||
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"4 seconds you say Don’t panic; he was talking about drinking... i think "I was..thanks | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
Refreshingly honest and with a sense of humor...love it "You can bate the wife but you cant bate the craic  | |||
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"You can bate the wife but you cant bate the craic "This thread was a good laugh until that comment. Not a fan of that sort of joke. | |||
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"You can bate the wife but you cant bate the craic
This thread was a good laugh until that comment. Not a fan of that sort of joke."No offence intended pal..Having kids of my own and a daughter and my mother being so close I would do time if anyone laid a hand on any of them..sorry  | |||
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"4 seconds you say Is this a challenge of course it was "Who doesn't love a challenge | |||
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"You can bate the wife but you cant bate the craic
This thread was a good laugh until that comment. Not a fan of that sort of joke."Ah come on... Its ok if you use a whip  | |||
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"4 seconds you say Is this a challenge of course it was
Who doesn't love a challenge "weaker opposition | |||
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"You can bate the wife but you cant bate the craic
This thread was a good laugh until that comment. Not a fan of that sort of joke."Not all jokes are for everyone, no need to comment this tho. Just move along | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day.. "are You sure You can down a pint Guinness with 4 second? | |||
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"4 seconds you say Is this a challenge of course it was
Who doesn't love a challenge
weaker opposition "Time and a place | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
are You sure You can down a pint Guinness with 4 second? "Positive pal.. | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
are You sure You can down a pint Guinness with 4 second?
Positive pal.. "Looks like I am buying you a Guinness at the social Friday to witness this claim | |||
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"Yeah I always knew it, the young ones spoiled by their mammies just can't take a bit of battering, no tough bone in their body, can't control their 3 legs in their twenties, cuming too fast and go soft in their thirties. It's not too late op but you better get your act together. "Jesus.. I wasnt prepared for this one.. I dont need to get any act together for anyone..I am what I am.. and if people took the entirety of what I say serious then we are all fucked haha | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
are You sure You can down a pint Guinness with 4 second?
Positive pal..
Looks like I am buying you a Guinness at the social Friday to witness this claim "A gentleman wouldnt let you buy the first round.. but I'm happy to show you I can do it.. | |||
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"Awesome....now, just say that to me, face to face, in that amazing Irish accent, and, hubby can catch a taxi home... "You wouldnt like it..my accent is horrendous..its a combination of Cork Kerry and Limerick.. | |||
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Who doesn't love a challenge
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Time and a place "Noted | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
are You sure You can down a pint Guinness with 4 second?
Positive pal..
Looks like I am buying you a Guinness at the social Friday to witness this claim
A gentleman wouldnt let you buy the first round.. but I'm happy to show you I can do it.. "Haha I can show you something round | |||
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"4 seconds you say Is this a challenge of course it was
Who doesn't love a challenge
weaker opposition
Time and a place
Noted "Your filters are stopping my official challenge hahaha | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
are You sure You can down a pint Guinness with 4 second?
Positive pal..
Looks like I am buying you a Guinness at the social Friday to witness this claim
A gentleman wouldnt let you buy the first round.. but I'm happy to show you I can do it..
Haha I can show you something round "You wont need to show me..you'll have caught me | |||
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"Class.. Pm me
That's been done a long time ago "Must get back to you then lol | |||
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"Awesome....now, just say that to me, face to face, in that amazing Irish accent, and, hubby can catch a taxi home...
You wouldnt like it..my accent is horrendous..its a combination of Cork Kerry and Limerick.. "I've heard that accent it ain't that bad. Thanks for making me laugh you sexy beast ya lol | |||
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"Class.. Pm me
That's been done a long time ago
Must get back to you then lol"Your probably sick of me now I have you in so many places hahaha | |||
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"Awesome....now, just say that to me, face to face, in that amazing Irish accent, and, hubby can catch a taxi home...
You wouldnt like it..my accent is horrendous..its a combination of Cork Kerry and Limerick..
I've heard that accent it ain't that bad. Thanks for making me laugh you sexy beast ya lol"Aww thanks steph.. jaysis how are you.. its been a while | |||
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"Awesome....now, just say that to me, face to face, in that amazing Irish accent, and, hubby can catch a taxi home...
You wouldnt like it..my accent is horrendous..its a combination of Cork Kerry and Limerick.. "I love the Irish accent....hubby has family over in Dublin/Kilkenny/Waterford. He has to lock me away when they visit. He does do a good imitation Irish accent himself....seeing as his dad was a Dubliner. But, like all imitations, not as good as the real thing.... | |||
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"Ah Davy, you're a tonic "Most tonics are nsd for you Snowy | |||
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"Awesome....now, just say that to me, face to face, in that amazing Irish accent, and, hubby can catch a taxi home...
You wouldnt like it..my accent is horrendous..its a combination of Cork Kerry and Limerick..
I love the Irish accent....hubby has family over in Dublin/Kilkenny/Waterford. He has to lock me away when they visit. He does do a good imitation Irish accent himself....seeing as his dad was a Dubliner. But, like all imitations, not as good as the real thing.... "I'm a sucker for an accent myself..it draws you in like.. they call me every name under Sunday once it sounds good.. | |||
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"Good man OP, it takes some ball to be so open "Fuck it why not..nothing to lose..lost the ball already | |||
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"Brillant ruse tips his hat to davy "I wish it was ruse..most is true..  | |||
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"Good man OP, it takes some ball to be so open
Fuck it why not..nothing to lose..lost the ball already "You mean you were LYING!!! Typical ‘single male’...
That’s it...forget about the nice things I said....oh, wait...that accent.... | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day.. "(From Bubbles, husband to Vamp).... Genius. You, sir, win the internet today.... | |||
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"Yeah I always knew it, the young ones spoiled by their mammies just can't take a bit of battering, no tough bone in their body, can't control their 3 legs in their twenties, cuming too fast and go soft in their thirties. It's not too late op but you better get your act together.
Jesus.. I wasnt prepared for this one.. I dont need to get any act together for anyone..I am what I am.. and if people took the entirety of what I say serious then we are all fucked haha" Yeah but hopefully nicely fucked leaving with a smile on the face. | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
(From Bubbles, husband to Vamp)....
Genius. You, sir, win the internet today...."Thank you hahaha | |||
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"Good man OP, it takes some ball to be so open
Fuck it why not..nothing to lose..lost the ball already
You mean you were LYING!!!
Typical ‘single male’...
That’s it...forget about the nice things I said....oh, wait...that accent.... "Nope I genuinely have 1..I had 2..lostbthe other playing football..10 years ago now..operation and all haha | |||
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"Yeah I always knew it, the young ones spoiled by their mammies just can't take a bit of battering, no tough bone in their body, can't control their 3 legs in their twenties, cuming too fast and go soft in their thirties. It's not too late op but you better get your act together.
Jesus.. I wasnt prepared for this one.. I dont need to get any act together for anyone..I am what I am.. and if people took the entirety of what I say serious then we are all fucked haha
Yeah but hopefully nicely fucked leaving with a smile on the face. "Anything less is a failure | |||
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"Class.. Pm me
That's been done a long time ago
Must get back to you then lol
Your probably sick of me now I have you in so many places hahaha "Never, you can have me wherever you want | |||
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"Class.. Pm me
That's been done a long time ago
Must get back to you then lol
Your probably sick of me now I have you in so many places hahaha
Never, you can have me wherever you want "Very soon actually | |||
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"Now the bitting makes sence.... Good laugh op... Chat sat... "See you then John all going well.. | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
are You sure You can down a pint Guinness with 4 second?
Positive pal..
Looks like I am buying you a Guinness at the social Friday to witness this claim "oh...i love Guinness so so much... | |||
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"Ah Davy you crack me up needed a good giggle today "You know where I am.when you need utter nonsense to laugh at | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
are You sure You can down a pint Guinness with 4 second?
Positive pal..
Looks like I am buying you a Guinness at the social Friday to witness this claim
oh...i love Guinness so so much... "It's a quality drink dude | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day.. "Best thing I’ve read all day. I want to be best friends with you | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
are You sure You can down a pint Guinness with 4 second?
Positive pal..
Looks like I am buying you a Guinness at the social Friday to witness this claim
oh...i love Guinness so so much...
It's a quality drink dude "I think this might be the main reason why I stay in Ireland for 12yrs... not Because of the irish women is Because of the Guinness... | |||
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"Oh Davy. Your unique & never change x" Unique is definitely something.id use..Haha thanks..long time no chat.. | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
are You sure You can down a pint Guinness with 4 second?
Positive pal..
Looks like I am buying you a Guinness at the social Friday to witness this claim
oh...i love Guinness so so much...
It's a quality drink dude
I think this might be the main reason why I stay in Ireland for 12yrs... not Because of the irish women is Because of the Guinness... "Dont let them hear you say that my friend hahaha | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
Best thing I’ve read all day. I want to be best friends with you "As long as you dont play with sheriff YC I'm.not a fan hahahaha | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day.. "You are too young for me but your pics are class.... so I just had to fab them | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
are You sure You can down a pint Guinness with 4 second?
Positive pal..
Looks like I am buying you a Guinness at the social Friday to witness this claim
oh...i love Guinness so so much...
It's a quality drink dude
I think this might be the main reason why I stay in Ireland for 12yrs... not Because of the irish women is Because of the Guinness...
Dont let them hear you say that my friend hahaha"hope they didn't see it... | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
You are too young for me but your pics are class.... so I just had to fab them "Aww thanks very much for that.. | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day.. "Great Post OP. Laugh was had | |||
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"Well good afternoon everyone.. I just wanted to give a little introduction to those who haven't met me yet..my name is Davy..I've an incredibly average cock and just the one ball.. I'm carrying a bit of timber around the mid section..Google told me last night I was overweight.. I would say I'm aging terribly, I even found a few greys there today.. the stamina and agility just isnt what it used to be but I try my best, for the first couple of mins.. I can down a pint of Guinness in around 4 seconds and I consider myself good craic to go on a session with so we have that anyway..I'm willing to mock how pathetic I am..so the conversation will flow.. chances are I wont be ranking in anyone's top 40 meets but sher look it's all a bit of craic..please dont all message at once..and you can forward your fan mail to my kik if you have it..have a good day..
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"Ah Davy, you're a tonic
Most tonics are nsd for you Snowy "Not sure what the nsd bit is, but I'll take it as a positive? | |||
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"Great post lol ... If we both watch porn on your flat screen mirror will you come to Fermanagh and make porn with me afterwards "Ah someone got it.. be rude not to return the visit | |||
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"your being far to modest Davey. I think we need to talk "They told me you'd take me down a dangerous road Bman hahaha | |||
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"Ah Davy, you're a tonic
Most tonics are nsd for you Snowy
Not sure what the nsd bit is, but I'll take it as a positive? "Terrible phone Haha.. was meant to say bad | |||
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"Davy you can start a fan club now "As long as your in charge... | |||
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"Davy you crack me up brilliant post "All about the craic slips | |||
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"If you're aging terribly where does that leave the rest of us?
Dont be silly.. had a quick perv..every woman on here is looking incredible and young.. what's the secret "Regular facials | |||
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"If you're aging terribly where does that leave the rest of us?
Dont be silly.. had a quick perv..every woman on here is looking incredible and young.. what's the secret
Regular facials "I thought she was screaming "yes baby cum" not "yes keep me young"  | |||
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"Davy you forgot to mention you're a terrible singer. " Noooooo....don't give away my best party piece haha.. | |||
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"If you're aging terribly where does that leave the rest of us?
Dont be silly.. had a quick perv..every woman on here is looking incredible and young.. what's the secret
Regular facials "Guess I'll accept the wrinkles hahahaha | |||
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"If you're aging terribly where does that leave the rest of us?
Dont be silly.. had a quick perv..every woman on here is looking incredible and young.. what's the secret
Regular facials
I thought she was screaming "yes baby cum" not "yes keep me young" " brilliant! | |||
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Dont be silly.. had a quick perv..every woman on here is looking incredible and young.. what's the secret
Regular facials
I thought she was screaming "yes baby cum" not "yes keep me young" " | |||
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