FabSwingers.com forum: Strange requests before or during a meet

By *oreThanOnce OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I never said that I am well hunged, but I was asked to send a pic of my erect dick against a measurement tape.

It was a last minute request just before the meet, kind of strange, as until that point the Kik chat was a horny but normal chat.

We met and it all went fine, but I had my doubts and I was wondering what other requests would I might still get.

Towards the end of the meet, she asked me to take my condom off and fuck her bearback or at least threaten her.

Instant turn off and it kind of ruined the mood of the meet, as I wasn't sure if she was testing me or it was a serious request.

What strange requests have you got before a meet?

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

i never heard of anything like that . I luv bareback but only with a partner. I would be afraid to go bareback with a complete stranger .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None that I can recall but I’m following this for the comments lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady once kept puttin her finger up my nose

Weird! And totally offputting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady once kept puttin her finger up my nose

Weird! And totally offputting!

What the actual F ahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only started dating two years ago after I separated. One of the first guys I match with on Tinder asked was I into fruit play. I just presumed it was a typo and said there is nothing I enjoying more then a long session of it. Oh good he replies and asked to meet in a nearby Aldi. Confused I masked why we're having a first date in Aldi. So he then goes on to explain that we were to meet in the fruit of veg section to pick out the veg I was going to be inserting up his ass later. I politely declined. I suppose he had to "beet"himself off

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By *iver80Man
over a year ago

south side ,

I met a couple before ,and the man wanted to smell my cum ,that was strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have your autograph?"

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

"A lady once kept puttin her finger up my nose

Weird! And totally offputting!

You have now officially won the funniest forum post on Fab ever

. You, sir, deserve a trophy

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By *oreThanOnce OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady once kept puttin her finger up my nose

Weird! And totally offputting!

Shiver me timbers

Mid-coitus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and there was the time on Fab somebody wanted to meet in the woods late at night for a coffee. I was to sit in the back of the car and have my coffee while he knocked one off. He couldn't understand why I wasn't up for it. Ah murder free on Fab 11 months and hoping to stay that way I replied

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By *oreThanOnce OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"A lady once kept puttin her finger up my nose

Weird! And totally offputting!

You might have got "nose r@ped".

Or maybe she wanted to protect you from a big fart that she let go, when you went down on her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the strangest request I've had was a guy begging me to have a spray tan before I met him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple off a different site before and was in bed with the female half while the Male half watched on. Looked over to see him pressing my boxers against his face and playing with himself. Instant turn off and I got up and left

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By *lsterlad2019Man
over a year ago

belfast

"I only started dating two years ago after I separated. One of the first guys I match with on Tinder asked was I into fruit play. I just presumed it was a typo and said there is nothing I enjoying more then a long session of it. Oh good he replies and asked to meet in a nearby Aldi. Confused I masked why we're having a first date in Aldi. So he then goes on to explain that we were to meet in the fruit of veg section to pick out the veg I was going to be inserting up his ass later. I politely declined. I suppose he had to "beet"himself off"

should have picked a butternut squash that would the end of his interest in that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should have picked a butternut squash that would the end of his interest in that lol"

I am think his favourite movie was Pineapple Express

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

should have picked a butternut squash that would the end of his interest in that lol"

Lol.. or a marrow...

(Watery eye emoji)

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I would have gone in picked up a pineapple and a squash. Then watched his reaction. If he smiled....RUN.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the strangest request I've had was a guy begging me to have a spray tan before I met him

Maybe he was colour blind and just wanted to lick the white bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None, we've usually successfully filtered long before a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While sucking off a guy he asked could he call me Rob, I said sure whatever but being a nosey fucker had to ask why, Rob is his brothers name! I left.

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Not from a fab meet bit one guy i had been on a few dstes with came back to mine and one thong led to another and in my room in the middle of it all he asked me to cry! Very odd!

And a meet (not from here) went amazing until right at the end when i was waiting for a load over my derriere he clumsily started shuffling up the bed and moaning at same time to cum on my shoulder! Got in my hair, i went ape shit and his reply was" your clavicle is only bone in your body thats horrizontal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is i was once asked by the female half of a couple to wear his Y fronts as i fucked her.....it didnt happen i said i couldnt as they were too small to put on....lol....she said ok and we still had fun....lol

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By *squaredCouple
over a year ago

Dublin/westmeath/kildare

I had some1 ask me 2 bring my passport 2 a coffee meet. Took a bit of explaining his side b4 id meet.

During a play meet - never mentioned b4 or in profile or verification - asked me 2 peg him.

Other site, having a great play meet, been getting hot 4 nearly an hour. Knock at door. Told 2 go away refused. Eventually stopped it was his house mate asking 2 join in & noise turned him on. Didnt take me long 2 b out of there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that stuck with me, a girl I know who was on a date with a guy and during the date he insisted she remove her make up so he could see what she looked like without

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I once had someone turn up to a coffee meet with a rolled up and tied Woman's Weekly he wanted me to spank him with (I blame Victoria Wood).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that stuck with me, a girl I know who was on a date with a guy and during the date he insisted she remove her make up so he could see what she looked like without

To be fair, some people are so good at make up that they look entirely different without it! I often wonder how different they look the morning after in the cold light of day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that stuck with me, a girl I know who was on a date with a guy and during the date he insisted she remove her make up so he could see what she looked like without

To be fair, some people are so good at make up that they look entirely different without it! I often wonder how different they look the morning after in the cold light of day!"

Ah thats why you get the first morning "cuddle" in the bog spoon position so you dont have to ruin the fantasy first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a guy for some car fun

After manoeuvring about for what i assumed was optimal blowjob position, i was suprised to have him turn my head and rub his sweaty balls along my face then try to fuck my ear!!!

Needless to say, that didnt go down well and neither did i

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that stuck with me, a girl I know who was on a date with a guy and during the date he insisted she remove her make up so he could see what she looked like without

To be fair, some people are so good at make up that they look entirely different without it! I often wonder how different they look the morning after in the cold light of day!"

Very true, but he actually handed her baby wipes on the date...Needless to say they didn't have a second one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a particularly long session , she asked if she could ring her husband ( who was unaware). I was behind her... doggy... and she chatted to him as I slid in and out of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy asked me if he could fuck me in his martial bed with a pic of his wife beside us.

He wanted me to lick the wedding ring on his finger as we had sex.

Very weird. Instant block.

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By *nowy007Woman
over a year ago

Near Enough

A guy once asked me on Fab if I would pretend to be his sister and he wanted to cum in my knickers. Eh wtf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this thread....

I have lived such a sheltered life

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

Strange request #1

During a meet when a lady and i were fucking; i was on top, when she panted out what i can only describe as the stroke compromising and hardness testing sentence: “Spit in my mouth!”.

After adjusting to the initial shock of what i thought she said and blurring out the super cool line of “Whaa...what..??!” She shouted it this time, “Spit in my mouth!!”

Well, my stroke went to hell, my mouth went dry, little joe started to fear for his well being and started to deflate and i attempted to accede to the request only to be sabotaged by aforementioned dry mouth, confuddled brain and the logistics of trying something new like that for the first time with no precious experience.

Need i say it did not end well?

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Strange request #1

During a meet when a lady and i were fucking; i was on top, when she panted out what i can only describe as the stroke compromising and hardness testing sentence: “Spit in my mouth!”.

After adjusting to the initial shock of what i thought she said and blurring out the super cool line of “Whaa...what..??!” She shouted it this time, “Spit in my mouth!!”

Need i say it did not end well?"

I've read someplace before about a guy having the very same problem with his blow up Chinese doll.

I think the problem was that he hadn't inflated it enough.

Try it Joe. It might prevent it happening to you again

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

Strange request #2

A lady asked to meet in Glasgow Train Station (its pne of the old ones with the glass roof, pigeons, trains pulling up behind the food area, etc).

It was out of my way but i figured she wanted somewhere really public. We met at a little eating bar beside some railings not too far from an old unused siding. She ordered a sandwich and every so often would nonchantly tear off a piece of bread and throw it over the railings with no explanation.

Becoming more concerned that i was with some sort of bipolar luny, i could contain myself no longer and asked what she was up to. “I like to feed the pigeons” was her matter-of-fact reply before proceeding onto the next topic of conversation.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

Strange request #3

I once asked a lady to bring a gift bag to a meet.

She kept texting me before the meet asking what size, what colour, did i need a gift card, and even sending me pics of potential bags. She really went out of her way.

She was Canadian and i was meeting her in Toronto and before i flew over she had asked me to buy her some Cadbury chocolate from Ireland. Bought her loads but of course didnt have time to get a gift bag.

When we arrived at the bar she gave me the gift bag, then i emptied the plastic bag of chocolate bars into it in front if her and handed it back.

She saw the funny side. Eventually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly I haven’t lived!! No knicker requests even

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"Clearly I haven’t lived!! No knicker requests even

Well, just remember there are two tyoes of knicker requests.

To get them or to get into them

And dont tell me you haven't experienced at least one if those requests..!

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Strange request #3

I once asked a lady to bring a gift bag to a meet.

She kept texting me before the meet asking what size, what colour, did i need a gift card, and even sending me pics of potential bags. She really went out of her way.

When we arrived at the bar she gave me the gift bag, then i emptied the plastic bag of chocolate bars into it in front if her and handed it back.

She saw the funny side. Eventually."

She was probably mad cos you didn't bring Barry's tea bags and Club orange too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clearly I haven’t lived!! No knicker requests even

Well, just remember there are two tyoes of knicker requests.

To get them or to get into them

And dont tell me you haven't experienced at least one if those requests..!

I should probably start wearing some so!

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"Clearly I haven’t lived!! No knicker requests even

Well, just remember there are two tyoes of knicker requests.

To get them or to get into them

And dont tell me you haven't experienced at least one if those requests..!

I should probably start wearing some so!"

Please don't on my account: i’d hate to have that on my conscience...

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

A guy I was chatting to I met on another site asked me to lick and spit on leather boots in a vid and send to him

A guy has messaged me on this and wants to pretend I’m his mum and he’s wanking over my short skirt

I’ve been asked to give a bj while taking a piss so he could hear and smell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looked like a fish reading this my mouth was opening and closing that much with shock

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"A guy I was chatting to I met on another site asked me to lick and spit on leather boots in a vid and send to him

A guy has messaged me on this and wants to pretend I’m his mum and he’s wanking over my short skirt

I’ve been asked to give a bj while taking a piss so he could hear and smell it

You could probably get a regular slot on “Tales of the Unexpected” with that selection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest one I had was a guy messaged me and asked me would I poop into his mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weirdest one I had was a guy messaged me and asked me would I poop into his mouth "

And women complain about the boring hi how are you messages

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"Weirdest one I had was a guy messaged me and asked me would I poop into his mouth "

This beings a while new dimension to the need for good dental hygiene...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy message me asking me to ring him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy message me asking me to ring him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.

How long did the call last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy message me asking me to ring him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.

How long did the call last

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"I had a guy message me asking me to ring him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.

How long did the call last

Think you’ve got the wrong number there; it wasn't premature ejaculation he wanted laughed at so the call didnt need to be quick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy message me asking me to ring him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.

How long did the call last

welcome back here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few more mad ones requested off the top of my head

Piss on my tights and let him lick it off

Pretend to be his sister

Golden anal shower ( had to google that one)

Fuck a Garda while roleplaying having my car out of Nct

Have a bottle of whiskey shoved into my vagina. Is that where hot whiskey originated from!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus some of these are hilarious

keep em coming

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By *ajRallying555Man
over a year ago

Galway .Limerick

Nothing to Wild about spitting in a Lady's mouth. If that what she into.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha these are brilliant. I kind of feel left out now...no crazy proposals :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy message me out of the blue on a Sunday morning wondering if I could accommodate for mmf on that day, I politely informed him I couldn't but thanks for the offer, he wrote back saying if i happen to come across any wemon(he didn't have one) up for mmf make sure and let him know.. Not strange but the cheek of the fooker

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