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By *urydiceRising OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

I absolutely love it when... a guy texts me out of the blue to tell me he's bored and then asks if I want to hook up right now. Nothing turns me on more than bored men - telling me they're bored. It's soooo hot when a guy has nothing better to do and picks me to save him from his tedium. I'm so excited to drop what I'm doing right this second and make him my entire focus. Little does he know, I've been secretly waiting day after day, week after week, month after month for this moment, when he'd realise I'm the thing to come to mind after his lack of interest in anything has settled in - and I've been waiting - fully waxed, shined, made-up, and in my perfectly matching bra, knickers, silk thigh highs, stilettos, and nothing more except my perfectly rouged lips - for him to be bored and to pick me. My taxi app just waiting for me to jump up and grab my coat...

All kidding aside, men - does the 'I'm bored,' thing ever work? Is the assumption that since this is a sex site effort is not required? If it hasn't worked, have you tried, 'I'd be so excited to see you,' or is that too positive?

Women - do men being bored work on you? Am I the odd duck?

It's SEX - the most pleasurable and important activity in my life. You'd have to pay me to fuck you out of your boredom and it would be more than any bored guy could afford. If I wanted to have sex out of boredom, I would've stayed married for fuck's sake.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

How could anyone be bored? In Ireland, good weather, high temps forecast, its summer, there's no war on, you're not living in a refugee camp, there's cinemas, theatres, pubs, friends, pets, hobbies, porn, wanking,.. Jaysus, I'm worn out not being bored... Eh, sorry, I don't have time to have sex with you.. I'm too busy.

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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny


"I absolutely love it when... a guy texts me out of the blue to tell me he's bored and then asks if I want to hook up right now. Nothing turns me on more than bored men - telling me they're bored. It's soooo hot when a guy has nothing better to do and picks me to save him from his tedium. I'm so excited to drop what I'm doing right this second and make him my entire focus. Little does he know, I've been secretly waiting day after day, week after week, month after month for this moment, when he'd realise I'm the thing to come to mind after his lack of interest in anything has settled in - and I've been waiting - fully waxed, shined, made-up, and in my perfectly matching bra, knickers, silk thigh highs, stilettos, and nothing more except my perfectly rouged lips - for him to be bored and to pick me. My taxi app just waiting for me to jump up and grab my coat...

All kidding aside, men - does the 'I'm bored,' thing ever work? Is the assumption that since this is a sex site effort is not required? If it hasn't worked, have you tried, 'I'd be so excited to see you,' or is that too positive?

Women - do men being bored work on you? Am I the odd duck?

It's SEX - the most pleasurable and important activity in my life. You'd have to pay me to fuck you out of your boredom and it would be more than any bored guy could afford. If I wanted to have sex out of boredom, I would've stayed married for fuck's sake. "

Tough day at the office... Huh?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'm bored can you liven up my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well written and Sounds like the introduction to a sexciting novel, but in reading it, the introduction is enough...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Only boring people get bored.

Boring people who lack imagination or curiosity...

Boring people who always expect others to entertain and motivate...

There's always something to do, somewhere to go, something to listen to, something to watch, something to be fixed, something to be finished, something to be started, something to be created, something to be discovered...

'I'm bored' is probably the least seductive thing someone could say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP sounds like you receive a lot of messages more of less of the same context, given your long descriptive frustration with the behavior.

Can’t imagine sending someone a message like that. If it was me getting such a message (which I do, in the form of ‘hi’), it would make me laugh followed by ignore/delete/block.

If they can’t entertain themselves out of boredom, shouldn’t look for someone to entertain them. They’ll end up boring them too! then we end up with 2 bored fabbers infecting this wonderful community

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I absolutely love it when... a guy texts me out of the blue to tell me he's bored and then asks if I want to hook up right now. Nothing turns me on more than bored men - telling me they're bored. It's soooo hot when a guy has nothing better to do and picks me to save him from his tedium. I'm so excited to drop what I'm doing right this second and make him my entire focus. Little does he know, I've been secretly waiting day after day, week after week, month after month for this moment, when he'd realise I'm the thing to come to mind after his lack of interest in anything has settled in - and I've been waiting - fully waxed, shined, made-up, and in my perfectly matching bra, knickers, silk thigh highs, stilettos, and nothing more except my perfectly rouged lips - for him to be bored and to pick me. My taxi app just waiting for me to jump up and grab my coat...

All kidding aside, men - does the 'I'm bored,' thing ever work? Is the assumption that since this is a sex site effort is not required? If it hasn't worked, have you tried, 'I'd be so excited to see you,' or is that too positive?

Women - do men being bored work on you? Am I the odd duck?

It's SEX - the most pleasurable and important activity in my life. You'd have to pay me to fuck you out of your boredom and it would be more than any bored guy could afford. If I wanted to have sex out of boredom, I would've stayed married for fuck's sake. "

Have a snickers.Your not you when your hungry.

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By *urydiceRising OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Only boring people get bored.

Boring people who lack imagination or curiosity...

Boring people who always expect others to entertain and motivate...

There's always something to do, somewhere to go, something to listen to, something to watch, something to be fixed, something to be finished, something to be started, something to be created, something to be discovered...

'I'm bored' is probably the least seductive thing someone could say! "

Exactly. I couldn't agree more. Thanks.

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By *urydiceRising OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"

Tough day at the office... Huh? "

Nope. I'm a writer. This is satire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welll to those out there in the land of boredom this most certainly the wrong site for you. This is a site of excitement of forward thinking people embarking on a journey of fulfilment and sexual adventure..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say the “I’m bored” works about as well as “you up” and “wanna suck my cock”!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring men get bored, real men have a life and either have shit to do or are chasing real women. This bored crap is lads sitting at home playing with themselves and looking for a woman to let down for the night. 2 pumps and their done types.

I suggest you change your approach or search or something, alot better out there than the last chance saloon lads that are desperate to empty their rocks. Plenty of fellas on here would love to actually bring you up for the night and give you pleasure and fun while getting off themselves, myself included I get off on women getting off. Alot of others just want their nuts to feel a little lighter and that's it. Pathetic but there is decent lads out here and I'm sure they are messaging you now!

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland


"I absolutely love it when... a guy texts me out of the blue to tell me he's bored and then asks if I want to hook up right now. Nothing turns me on more than bored men - telling me they're bored. It's soooo hot when a guy has nothing better to do and picks me to save him from his tedium. I'm so excited to drop what I'm doing right this second and make him my entire focus. Little does he know, I've been secretly waiting day after day, week after week, month after month for this moment, when he'd realise I'm the thing to come to mind after his lack of interest in anything has settled in - and I've been waiting - fully waxed, shined, made-up, and in my perfectly matching bra, knickers, silk thigh highs, stilettos, and nothing more except my perfectly rouged lips - for him to be bored and to pick me. My taxi app just waiting for me to jump up and grab my coat...

All kidding aside, men - does the 'I'm bored,' thing ever work? Is the assumption that since this is a sex site effort is not required? If it hasn't worked, have you tried, 'I'd be so excited to see you,' or is that too positive?

Women - do men being bored work on you? Am I the odd duck?

It's SEX - the most pleasurable and important activity in my life. You'd have to pay me to fuck you out of your boredom and it would be more than any bored guy could afford. If I wanted to have sex out of boredom, I would've stayed married for fuck's sake. "

Compliments on your literary post on the boring and sad antics of an individual out of touch with reality.

This guy is clueless when it comes to seduction.

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By *urydiceRising OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


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Compliments on your literary post on the boring and sad antics of an individual out of touch with reality.

This guy is clueless when it comes to seduction.

"

Thank you

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"I’d say the “I’m bored” works about as well as “you up” and “wanna suck my cock”!"

Excellent! Three chat up lines I have yet to try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bored" suggests to me a petulant narcissist, nothing could be less appealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d say the “I’m bored” works about as well as “you up” and “wanna suck my cock”!

Excellent! Three chat up lines I have yet to try "

Thats my whole playbook ffs.....

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"I’d say the “I’m bored” works about as well as “you up” and “wanna suck my cock”!

Excellent! Three chat up lines I have yet to try

Thats my whole playbook ffs....."

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d say the “I’m bored” works about as well as “you up” and “wanna suck my cock”!

Excellent! Three chat up lines I have yet to try

Thats my whole playbook ffs.....

True story

"

U up babe

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"I’d say the “I’m bored” works about as well as “you up” and “wanna suck my cock”!

Excellent! Three chat up lines I have yet to try

Thats my whole playbook ffs.....

True story

U up babe"

Yes. And still no coffee.

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