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"ROAST ME  "kinkybutcute you get one end il get the other thats an offer cant be missed | |||
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"ROAST ME "@smileformiles Thanks God she is posing with a hot girl beside her. Oh dear, the other one is way hotter. Her entire profile is just her bitching, full of dont's. She was told she is good looking, but what she doesn't know, is that men are liers. Buzz | |||
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"ROAST ME kinkybutcute you get one end il get the other thats an offer cant be missed"Go for it, your turn now! | |||
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"ROAST ME "yes please ?? | |||
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"ROAST ME ""3 or four piercings"... Too difficult to count that high is it? Make up your mind. | |||
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Thanks God she is posing with a hot girl beside her.
Oh dear, the other one is way hotter.
Her entire profile is just her bitching, full of dont's.
She was told she is good looking, but what she doesn't know, is that men are liers.
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"Roast me  "*****why.....must....your.... profile....be written..... like....this**** Its like trying to read the transcript of a conversation with a severe asthmatic. Clean it up for god sake | |||
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"Roast me "@SmokeyWitch Loads of forum posts, most of them useless. Three lousy pics on her public gallery, in the hope you ask for her friendship... it screams attention seeker! Uses a lot the "status update" function, as if anyone cares when she eats ice cream. Her profile, starts bad and ends worst. Buzz | |||
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Loads of forum posts, most of them useless.
Three lousy pics on her public gallery, in the hope you ask for her friendship... it screams attention seeker!
Uses a lot the "status update" function, as if anyone cares when she eats ice cream.
Her profile, starts bad and ends worst.
Buzz"Whoa! Muchas gracias | |||
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*****why.....must....your.... profile....be written..... like....this****
Its like trying to read the transcript of a conversation with a severe asthmatic. Clean it up for god sake "I wouldn't | |||
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"ROAST ME kinkybutcute you get one end il get the other thats an offer cant be missed
Go for it, your turn now! "kinkybutcute with the columbian drug dealer pics and goatee to match alls missing the bracelet and neckalace, hes 6ft1 professionally measured with a potato skin, has the females lining up and i dont mean cuing up either  but seems a decent guy with interesting forum topics just like this to roast his fellow fabbers with a thinking what could anyone possibly say about me just look at me, nice dress sense cool guy and look forward to more topics.  | |||
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Loads of forum posts, most of them useless.
Three lousy pics on her public gallery, in the hope you ask for her friendship... it screams attention seeker!
Uses a lot the "status update" function, as if anyone cares when she eats ice cream.
Her profile, starts bad and ends worst.
Buzz
Whoa! Muchas gracias "BTW... They ask for a friendship and all been rejected
I think OP you are attention seeker 
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"Roast me  "@Phoenix She doesn't travel outside Ireland.. even to England. Of course... they won't let her in! She is "primarily attracted to intelligent guys who can stimulate her mind and excite her". Oh dear, she wrote "intelligent" correctly, but what about the poor men, what did they do wrong and what are they getting for the trouble!? "No further meets if no strong attraction"... as if anyone will bother meeting her again! | |||
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She doesn't travel outside Ireland.. even to England.
Of course... they won't let her in!
She is "primarily attracted to intelligent guys who can stimulate her mind and excite her".
Oh dear, she wrote "intelligent" correctly, but what about the poor men, what did they do wrong and what are they getting for the trouble!?
"No further meets if no strong attraction"... as if anyone will bother meeting her again! "Hahaha that made me laugh. Wondered why I wasnt getting any meets | |||
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"I think you killed your own post OP. What happened to being constructive. Very good idea for a post though." I did, it was full of ass kissing. | |||
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"Roast me "Won't travel outside of Ireland, which is of course is designed to make us all think men are queueing up to charter her flights over. Flase modesty thy name is Phoenix | |||
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"I think you killed your own post OP. What happened to being constructive. Very good idea for a post though. I did, it was full of ass kissing. " I didnt mean that I thought you went from being constructive in the first post to being mean in this one. I was obviously wrong about killing it. It is still going strong  | |||
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"ROAST ME kinkybutcute you get one end il get the other thats an offer cant be missed
Go for it, your turn now! kinkybutcute with the columbian drug dealer pics and goatee to match alls missing the bracelet and neckalace, hes 6ft1 professionally measured with a potato skin, has the females lining up and i dont mean cuing up either but seems a decent guy with interesting forum topics just like this to roast his fellow fabbers with a thinking what could anyone possibly say about me just look at me, nice dress sense cool guy and look forward to more topics. "@TOPCATT-36 You started well, but you've got the drug cartel wrong !
But feck, you went soft half way into the roast. But some men do go soft, very quick! | |||
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"Roast me " Fucking weather man here | |||
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"ROAST ME kinkybutcute you get one end il get the other thats an offer cant be missed
Go for it, your turn now! kinkybutcute with the columbian drug dealer pics and goatee to match alls missing the bracelet and neckalace, hes 6ft1 professionally measured with a potato skin, has the females lining up and i dont mean cuing up either but seems a decent guy with interesting forum topics just like this to roast his fellow fabbers with a thinking what could anyone possibly say about me just look at me, nice dress sense cool guy and look forward to more topics.
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You started well, but you've got the drug cartel wrong !
But feck, you went soft half way into the roast. But some men do go soft, very quick! "suppose depends on the female but i do sympathise | |||
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"Roast we "@geohopa The kind of couple profile, too good to be true. To put it in different words, why the feck is she with him? Love... and "long tongue" .... Are you serious, is that even a thing? I understand some like long dicks, but a long tongue? "Soft swap, ff, full swap with the right couple" ... So you want another Female/Female couple!? You are in Ireland, not on the Lesbos island. Come to your fecking senses and be realistic about it, you won't find the double headed "unicorn" in Ireland. Fecking newbies! Buzz PS. A unicorn in the swinging world, is a single female meeting a couple. | |||
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"The rules have changed, don't be an ass kisser, with the hope that a woman or a couple will meet you, if you write nice things about them. Grow a pair of balls will you! Make sure, you use the profile name in your posts, so people understand who you are referring to. Put your name forward and once you are in, roast someone's profile. Roast, don't kiss their ass! Buzz " Ok here goes to many shots if your chin down profile. All dressed similarly. Theres nothing to excite or spark the imagination. You say your kinky but then your not that kinky ... just a bit of light S&M, you are into it or you like to smack an ass during sex. Id liven things up and remove references to S&M. Its a bit of kinky foreplay your after | |||
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"Gwan fook it, make shite of me! "Will you change ypur profile pic. Ffs you must have another pair of jocks | |||
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The kind of couple profile, too good to be true.
To put it in different words, why the feck is she with him?
Love... and "long tongue" .... Are you serious, is that even a thing?
I understand some like long dicks, but a long tongue?
"Soft swap, ff, full swap with the right couple" ... So you want another Female/Female couple!?
You are in Ireland, not on the Lesbos island.
Come to your fecking senses and be realistic about it, you won't find the double headed "unicorn" in Ireland.
Fecking newbies!
Buzz
PS. A unicorn in the swinging world, is a single female meeting a couple. "like you don't secretly want a FF couple to go crazy with you | |||
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts!" Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely | |||
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts! Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely "we get shredded and their pics are lovely? There's a bit of uneven reviewing going on here | |||
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts! Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely we get shredded and their pics are lovely? There's a bit of uneven reviewing going on here "??? I didn't comment on your profile  | |||
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts! Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely we get shredded and their pics are lovely? There's a bit of uneven reviewing going on here
??? I didn't comment on your profile "I meant the other reviewer, was just a joke | |||
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts! Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely we get shredded and their pics are lovely? There's a bit of uneven reviewing going on here
??? I didn't comment on your profile I meant the other reviewer, was just a joke "Ahh ok, I'd no idea what you meant. Maybe direct it too the person that shredded you | |||
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts! Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely "Yeah we will have to sort that thanks! | |||
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts! Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely "@_he rover returned Please read the rules on top. "No ass kissing" on this thread please. Use the other forum thread instead, as it ended up to be full of it. https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/903002 | |||
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"There's a bit of uneven reviewing going on here "Someone hasn't read the rules on top I guess, but it is clearly stated "no ass kissing". | |||
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts! Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely
@_he rover returned
Please read the rules on top.
"No ass kissing" on this thread please.
Use the other forum thread instead, as it ended up to be full of it.
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/903002"@kinkybutcute There was no ass kissing just as you stated an honest opinion, unless your preferences are for lots of negitive bullshit. I have though given my opinion of yours. | |||
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts! Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely
@_he rover returned
Please read the rules on top.
"No ass kissing" on this thread please.
Use the other forum thread instead, as it ended up to be full of it.
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/903002
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There was no ass kissing just as you stated an honest opinion, unless your preferences are for lots of negitive bullshit. I have though given my opinion of yours. "https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roast_(comedy) A roast is a form of American humor in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to jokes at their expense, intended to amuse the event's wider audience. Such events are intended to honor a specific individual in a unique way. In addition to jokes and insult comedy, such events may also involve genuine praise and tributes. The implication is that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult. The individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment as well during the course of the evening. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a "roast". The host of the event is called the "roastmaster". Anyone who is mocked in such a way is said to have been "roasted". | |||
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts! Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely
@_he rover returned
Please read the rules on top.
"No ass kissing" on this thread please.
Use the other forum thread instead, as it ended up to be full of it.
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/903002
@kinkybutcute
There was no ass kissing just as you stated an honest opinion, unless your preferences are for lots of negitive bullshit. I have though given my opinion of yours.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roast_(comedy)
A roast is a form of American humor in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to jokes at their expense, intended to amuse the event's wider audience. Such events are intended to honor a specific individual in a unique way. In addition to jokes and insult comedy, such events may also involve genuine praise and tributes. The implication is that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult. The individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment as well during the course of the evening. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a "roast". The host of the event is called the "roastmaster". Anyone who is mocked in such a way is said to have been "roasted"."Would it make you feel better to be Nast about our profile? Feel free, we have thick skins. | |||
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"Would it make you feel better to be Nast about our profile? Feel free, we have thick skins." You are totally missing the point! | |||
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"Genuinely thought everyone knew the idea was to be insulting as it was all tongue in cheek.... Apologies to anyone who thought I was just being an asshole! Merely getting into the spirit of the roast "Don't worry, too late now. You haven't lost any meets! | |||
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"Smokeywitch Don’t take offence at an innocent comment " Innocent is a baby not OP
I hope he feels much better now
Enjoy the evening! | |||
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"Go on Roast me "not possible....you're too lovely | |||
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"Go on Roast me not possible....you're too lovely "Ha ha lick ass | |||
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"Go on Roast me not possible....you're too lovely
Ha ha lick ass "I love to (again)... | |||
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"Roast away lol " Mrs has a banging body but horrendous taste in style..Daisy Dukes shorts teamed with Beetlejuices Boots???? Wrong on so many fronts ..On the upside no pics of Mr featured so clearly he's a munter..makes life so much easier for us hottish single guys | |||
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"Smokeywitch Don’t take offence at an innocent comment Innocent is a baby not OP
I hope he feels much better now
Enjoy the evening!"The lights are on but nobody's home...Nuf said | |||
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"roast me ... the auld profile cud do with an edit or 3" More wrong than right with these pics, ya might be better off with no pics...Banana substitute will appeal only to the veganites..Try harder mate | |||
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"roast me ... the auld profile cud do with an edit or 3 More wrong than right with these pics, ya might be better off with no pics...Banana substitute will appeal only to the veganites..Try harder mate "thanks...yes the banana & Y fronts are well past their sell by date I must try harder | |||
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"Go on Roast me not possible....you're too lovely "The volume of pics jar a bit with the profile text..this is a man with way too much time on his hands..so unless your profession is posing for nudes in an art college, your about as busy as a cat napping | |||
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"Commando4 ... a tall virginal 6 pack of a gym bunny. dont cross swords with this guy unless you run, swim & play tennis..if you want a quiet relaxed meet, then this is the guy... this gym bunny would be too tired to play anything but field sports...more likely to turn an ankle than turn on your hotwife...his profile shows he can write & no slouch in the forums either...is this Commando all talk or is he Command do the business" thanks but no need to hold back...I won't be offended.. | |||
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Loads of forum posts, most of them useless.
Three lousy pics on her public gallery, in the hope you ask for her friendship... it screams attention seeker!
Uses a lot the "status update" function, as if anyone cares when she eats ice cream.
Her profile, starts bad and ends worst.
Buzz
Whoa! Muchas gracias
BTW... They ask for a friendship and all been rejected
I think OP you are attention seeker
But thank you for letting me know how bad my profile is "You are welcome and thank you for blocking me after. You obviously have no idea what roasting and tongue in cheek is, but very few do! | |||
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@SmokeyWitch
Loads of forum posts, most of them useless.
Three lousy pics on her public gallery, in the hope you ask for her friendship... it screams attention seeker!
Uses a lot the "status update" function, as if anyone cares when she eats ice cream.
Her profile, starts bad and ends worst.
Buzz
Whoa! Muchas gracias
BTW... They ask for a friendship and all been rejected
I think OP you are attention seeker
But thank you for letting me know how bad my profile is
You are welcome and thank you for blocking me after.
You obviously have no idea what roasting and tongue in cheek is, but very few do! "I should block you a long time ago
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"Count Me In For A Roasting ... "@daftpunk Sorry it took so long to come back to you I've just finished your book. Had to get the obtrex out to sooth my eyes reading it and looking at camel toes. | |||
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"Roast me !" @bigfungirl a profile twerking selfie fan that has no friends, no veris & cant accomodate... can travel but to where..she is looking for respectful kink.. wtf...wants to chat...like hello, who talks these days...get WhatsApp & kik like normal swingers...claims to know what a dick looks like ...& wont shag you if you have more than a few veris...a galwaygirl...sure galway for the all Ireland...& possibly this big fungirl | |||
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"roast me ... the auld profile cud do with an edit or 3" Clearly a man who can't handle a knock back Experienced? In what ? Taking Dodge pics with a sad banana Doesn't want to chat just get your knickers off I think the wine has been left out opened for far too long! | |||
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"roast me ... the auld profile cud do with an edit or 3 Clearly a man who can't handle a knock back Experienced? In what ? Taking Dodge pics with a sad banana Doesn't want to chat just get your knickers off I think the wine has been left out opened for far too long! " that's not wine is vinegar to preserve the auld banana | |||
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"roast me ... the auld profile cud do with an edit or 3 Clearly a man who can't handle a knock back Experienced? In what ? Taking Dodge pics with a sad banana Doesn't want to chat just get your knickers off I think the wine has been left out opened for far too long!
Hate to break it to you not even a CPR expert could revive that I can give you tips on selfies as you clearly need them
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@daftpunk
Sorry it took so long to come back to you I've just finished your book. Had to get the obtrex out to sooth my eyes reading it and looking at camel toes.
"Hahaha!!! Thanks for the feed-back... a bit of `tea-bagging` may soothe your eyes also... My camel-toes are quite neat and tight... in case you didn't observe!!!
Ye have Very Hot pics BTW | |||
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"(Spit) ROAST Me!!!! "@_aidrx well this TV maid is no slouch when it comes to housework & cleaning...ur more likely to find her polishing a mirror than buffing a dick... she had a fondness for TV, her favourite programs features kids napping & cuckoos... bring your elastic band collection as she cant wait to be elasticated... in between watching TV & cleaning she like to be a man & have her partner. no sky sports here but sure you might get to taste a toblerone if the cuckoos haven't eaten them all | |||
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"Go ahead "Jesus....got any spare pixels lying about? Some pictures taken with an early 19th century camera and the others with more glare than an angry Bean an Ti. Sell that antique camera and you might be able to afford some matching underwear | |||
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Jesus....got any spare pixels lying about? Some pictures taken with an early 19th century camera and the others with more glare than an angry Bean an Ti. Sell that antique camera and you might be able to afford some matching underwear "Ouch. Love it | |||
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"Roast away lol Mrs has a banging body but horrendous taste in style..Daisy Dukes shorts teamed with Beetlejuices Boots???? Wrong on so many fronts ..On the upside no pics of Mr featured so clearly he's a munter..makes life so much easier for us hottish single guys "Says a man who’s dressed for a funeral in the only pic you have and an interests list shorter than my wee toe lol | |||
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"Go on. Im dying for someone to roast mine. Do your fucking worst!. " @dontbesilly a fussy sporty GAA type, that likes children!!! by day works as a mattress checker & preferring his daily sambo from fine bones China rather than a cracked plate... ladies if you are really unlucky he may invite you around for a chat about craked plates & mattress testing...ladies dont be silly | |||
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"@ vintage wine Proper mature grape juice, so nice to chat too, openminded and experimental. Just get rid of the banana, I'm sure there's a juicier fruit you could display. " time to go green ... a gherkin or cucumber perhaps | |||
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"Go on. Im dying for someone to roast mine. Do your fucking worst!. @dontbesilly a fussy sporty GAA type, that likes children!!! by day works as a mattress checker & preferring his daily sambo from fine bones China rather than a cracked plate... ladies if you are really unlucky he may invite you around for a chat about craked plates & mattress testing...ladies dont be silly" | |||
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"Go on. Im dying for someone to roast mine. Do your fucking worst!. @dontbesilly a fussy sporty GAA type, that likes children!!! by day works as a mattress checker & preferring his daily sambo from fine bones China rather than a cracked plate... ladies if you are really unlucky he may invite you around for a chat about craked plates & mattress testing...ladies dont be silly" beautiful | |||
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"(Spit) ROAST Me!!!!
@_aidrx
well this TV maid is no slouch when it comes to housework & cleaning...ur more likely to find her polishing a mirror than buffing a dick...
she had a fondness for TV, her favourite programs features kids napping & cuckoos...
bring your elastic band collection as she cant wait to be elasticated...
in between watching TV & cleaning she like to be a man & have her partner.
no sky sports here but sure you might get to taste a toblerone if the cuckoos haven't eaten them all"wow @Vintage Wine.... Interesting take!!! You can roast better than that hahahaha | |||
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"Roast me, but be gentle ??" @Sir HC call him Cur...just your average 45 yr old, married , horny, desperate newbie...but welcoming as he will meet 99 yr old smokers...if he winks it's due to a twitch in his gamey eye...claims to be interested in everything ... but what happens when you bring out the blind fold, the strap on, & mention anal & a good flogging would that be bullying of the HR department...oh an treat him gentle he is new | |||
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" "Well, thank you for your patience but too many ass lickers, grow a pair boys. Thread is closed! " ----------------- You refer to arse licking again and again on this and another thread ...yet strangely enough "Rimming" isn't listed as one of your interests
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"Roast me
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I just can't cope "Ok so..I'm critical of your location...
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"Roast me "I was going to but I could never manage to get to the end of the text... its like reading the T&C's for a really picky soul sucking Bank after seeing their uplifting and inspiring tv campain(in your case the pics)... you know the ones that make you think thos bank care... then take your house and your dead childhood pets ashes | |||
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I was going to but I could never manage to get to the end of the text... its like reading the T&C's for a really picky soul sucking Bank after seeing their uplifting and inspiring tv campain(in your case the pics)... you know the ones that make you think thos bank care... then take your house and your dead childhood pets ashes "Pmsl !! Love it | |||
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"My turn! So, what do you think, let's be havin' it!!" @cdsub..the pictures...oh the pictures ..they are like a bad 70's flash back to my granny's bedroom...all that was missing was the Sacred Heart & Poor picture..cdSub I'd a Dominator fan...I'm more Marvel comics & Capt Marvel..he goes doggin in the Bulmers orchards in Clonmel...if your drinking cider & walking the dog it may as well be at source... | |||
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"@jensucks a bi blah loving curvy 30 something from the glass Capitol.. she is thrilled to be horny most days... ur as likely to find her in mis matched underwear as mis matched socks...never answers messages unless a dick pic is attached...loves wearing blindfolds for the anal 3sum ur interested in...when not online she is doing suck QC tests for dyson" Brilliant | |||
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"@jensucks a bi blah loving curvy 30 something from the glass Capitol.. she is thrilled to be horny most days... ur as likely to find her in mis matched underwear as mis matched socks...never answers messages unless a dick pic is attached...loves wearing blindfolds for the anal 3sum ur interested in...when not online she is doing suck QC tests for dyson Brilliant "Longsack.. Jen has a beautiful body but come on lady, throw on a matching bra and thong. Did ya find them in the "no use" bundle in the charity shop? Ps Willing to buy a pair for you if i get to take them off afterwards | |||
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"@jensucks a bi blah loving curvy 30 something from the glass Capitol.. she is thrilled to be horny most days... ur as likely to find her in mis matched underwear as mis matched socks...never answers messages unless a dick pic is attached...loves wearing blindfolds for the anal 3sum ur interested in...when not online she is doing suck QC tests for dyson Brilliant
Longsack..
Jen has a beautiful body but come on lady, throw on a matching bra and thong. Did ya find them in the "no use" bundle in the charity shop?
Ps Willing to buy a pair for you if i get to take them off afterwards "Now how could one refuse that offer. | |||
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"@jensucks a bi blah loving curvy 30 something from the glass Capitol.. she is thrilled to be horny most days... ur as likely to find her in mis matched underwear as mis matched socks...never answers messages unless a dick pic is attached...loves wearing blindfolds for the anal 3sum ur interested in...when not online she is doing suck QC tests for dyson Brilliant
Longsack..
Jen has a beautiful body but come on lady, throw on a matching bra and thong. Did ya find them in the "no use" bundle in the charity shop?
Ps Willing to buy a pair for you if i get to take them off afterwards
Now how could one refuse that offer."Ann Summers in waterford tomorrow at 12 so | |||
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"@jensucks a bi blah loving curvy 30 something from the glass Capitol.. she is thrilled to be horny most days... ur as likely to find her in mis matched underwear as mis matched socks...never answers messages unless a dick pic is attached...loves wearing blindfolds for the anal 3sum ur interested in...when not online she is doing suck QC tests for dyson Brilliant
Longsack..
Jen has a beautiful body but come on lady, throw on a matching bra and thong. Did ya find them in the "no use" bundle in the charity shop?
Ps Willing to buy a pair for you if i get to take them off afterwards
Now how could one refuse that offer.
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