FabSwingers.com forum: Boring news

By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

xxx

Its Monday give us your boring news. Ive just had eggs and im heading out on a trail to hunt pokemon.

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I just read this weeks specials in Aldi in the magazine

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I’ve just put diesel in the van

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By *igblueyamMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

I am reading forum posts with a hangover horn... Anyone got the cure?

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I am reading forum posts with a hangover horn... Anyone got the cure? "

Yes...have some eggs,read a lidl magazine and fill the car or van up with diesel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to decide what’s for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m pondering how a pile driver works (I think that’s the name) and what it actually does.

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

xxx

"I am reading forum posts with a hangover horn... Anyone got the cure?

Yes...have some eggs,read a lidl magazine and fill the car or van up with diesel."

Good advise

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

xxx

Will i start a new book ???

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By *igblueyamMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

"I am reading forum posts with a hangover horn... Anyone got the cure?

Yes...have some eggs,read a lidl magazine and fill the car or van up with diesel.

Good advise"

good advice

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I need to empty the dishwasher, but I can't be arsed...

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I just had a massage to get my leg back into action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m pondering how a pile driver works (I think that’s the name) and what it actually does. "

A massive weight dropped repeatedly on a pile to send it into the ground

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

xxx

"I am reading forum posts with a hangover horn... Anyone got the cure?

Yes...have some eggs,read a lidl magazine and fill the car or van up with diesel.

Good advise

good advice "

Did your cock grow another inch after that ???

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Wicklow

I'm swatting flies. Lots of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m pondering how a pile driver works (I think that’s the name) and what it actually does.

A massive weight dropped repeatedly on a pile to send it into the ground "

Why though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about last night and wishing it still was!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Have no work today and am watching Halloween

Halloween... I know?!!!

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By *ork fellaMan
over a year ago

Macroom

I'm on a 3 shit Monday and it's not even 1pm yet. My ring is going to look like the Japenese Flag this evening I'd say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had my haircut.... looking sharp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am reading forum posts and waiting for a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm swatting flies. Lots of them. "

One of my favourite pastimes, I've even mastered a ninja type hand flick.. Lethal, where do people get those ninja emojies? I could do with one now

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Im bolloxed,

Just back from the forever young festival.

I'm bolloxed, did I mention that I'm,,,bolloxed

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

xxx

"Im bolloxed,

Just back from the forever young festival.

I'm bolloxed, did I mention that I'm,,,bolloxed

So not forever young then

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'm having an unexpected day off work which has just involved lying up on the couch and feck all else...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I was cutting the grass and something bit me near the ankle, it's swelling at a frightening speed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just at my desk... paper work and fixing other peoples issues...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was cutting the grass and something bit me near the ankle, it's swelling at a frightening speed.

Probably a horsefly. Nasty little bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just broke a nail

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I was cutting the grass and something bit me near the ankle, it's swelling at a frightening speed.

Probably a horsefly. Nasty little bastards"

There's loads of little bastards in the grass, my poor dog had two ticks, I removed one, still have to remove the second if she lets me.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I just broke a nail "

That's just awful, you should call the ambulance.

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

Have doctor's appointment, can't hear much today

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

Did a quick food shop this morning.

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

"I was cutting the grass and something bit me near the ankle, it's swelling at a frightening speed.

Probably a horsefly. Nasty little bastards

There's loads of little bastards in the grass, my poor dog had two ticks, I removed one, still have to remove the second if she lets me. "

Use apple cider vinegar in dogs water and it will repel any little bugs also feed a bit of garlic does same thing.or buy been oil rub on tick and it will self extract

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By *peeddateMan
over a year ago

Armagh

Just had a tuna salad for lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have no work today and am watching Halloween

Halloween... I know?!!!

Could be worse could be a Xmas movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just broke a nail

That's just awful, you should call the ambulance.

Could you do it for me, I need to go lie down...

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

"I’m pondering how a pile driver works (I think that’s the name) and what it actually does. "

A sex pile driver or ground concrete pile driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m pondering how a pile driver works (I think that’s the name) and what it actually does.

A sex pile driver or ground concrete pile driver"

I hadn’t wondered until now, but both I suppose

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

"I’m pondering how a pile driver works (I think that’s the name) and what it actually does.

A sex pile driver or ground concrete pile driver

I hadn’t wondered until now, but both I suppose "
,one is to stop a house from sinking and the other is to pound your pussy ,I think..lol

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I just got both kids taken away for the afternoon and haven't a clue what to do

First world problems personified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the diner on ....starving...why do carrots take so long to cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I have a beer or a gin tonight..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been discussing the different qualities of different Nike leggings for a portion of my afternoon and now trying on said leggings

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

Nike leggings are sexy looking

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I was cutting the grass and something bit me near the ankle, it's swelling at a frightening speed.

Probably a horsefly. Nasty little bastards

There's loads of little bastards in the grass, my poor dog had two ticks, I removed one, still have to remove the second if she lets me.

Use apple cider vinegar in dogs water and it will repel any little bugs also feed a bit of garlic does same thing.or buy been oil rub on tick and it will self extract"

Thanks for the tips, I'll try the vinegar.

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By *eelum1988Man
over a year ago

Dublin

had a busy day...went to belfast get few cars back to Dublin.

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By *igblueyamMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

"I am reading forum posts with a hangover horn... Anyone got the cure?

Yes...have some eggs,read a lidl magazine and fill the car or van up with diesel.

Good advise

good advice

Did your cock grow another inch after that ??? "

I wish... Could be doing with an extra inch or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just back from work, I'm going to have a boring cup of tea with a custard cream and make a really interesting ham sandwich for dinner..

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I'm still bolloxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer cannot decide whether Dua Lipa is really really hot or not hot at all!?!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I’m pondering how a pile driver works (I think that’s the name) and what it actually does.

A massive weight dropped repeatedly on a pile to send it into the ground "

U lay on ur back then swing ur legs back as far as u can behind ur head curving ur back till ur pussy is totaly exposed facing the ceiling

MrB then stands over u pentrating ur pussy with a reasonably hard cock and proceeds to drive in to u deeper each punding hence the effect of pile driving

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'd love to shag Alex Morgan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French student doesn't like ham sandwiches...

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

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I love stranger things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last loaf of bread we bought wasn’t that nice

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Will i sleep on my side or my tummy tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its Tom Hanks' birthday today

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

I put too much butter on my toast and made it soggy.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

In sports news I've a match this evening

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By *irty MurtyMan
over a year ago

my place

I just got sent the wrong shade of beige paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to pretend to be really busy at work all day and post random shite on fab

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By *ouge and blueCouple
over a year ago

Cork

Motoring news:I'm contemplating putting new roof bars on the car this week.

Fashion news: can't find my blue shirt anywhere.

Sports news: just back from a puck around at the local GAA pitch...which was nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Manbeast news

Kaizer is looking particularly dapper today

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I did a 1k swim this morning,

Doing another tomorrow morning.

And hot off the press, i just had a banana and a slice of brown bread with my 11s cuppa

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

I danced so hard to Apollo 440 - 'Ain't talkin' 'bout Dub' earlier that I had to go take a shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just taken my coat of for the first time in work today as office is baltic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just taken my coat of for the first time in work today as office is baltic."

My feet are like little blocks of ice - oh the Irish summer!

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By *ltered EgoMan
over a year ago

not a million miles from the airport.

Traffic was light enough on the M50 this morning.

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

I'm spraying apatio with hypochlorite , getting dizzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just joined a new gym xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My scrambled eggs with ham were delicious...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My scrambled eggs with ham were delicious...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

My omelette with spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, peppers in oliveoil, fusion tuna, sweetcorn was yum yum

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

"I just read this weeks specials in Aldi in the magazine "

Anything decent in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I danced so hard to Apollo 440 - 'Ain't talkin' 'bout Dub' earlier that I had to go take a shower."

Did you see the trailer for the new series based on the Wu?

Coming to Hulu in September G-Dogg

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"I danced so hard to Apollo 440 - 'Ain't talkin' 'bout Dub' earlier that I had to go take a shower.

Did you see the trailer for the new series based on the Wu?

Coming to Hulu in September G-Dogg

Na haven't heard of it.

Will be checking it out though.

Hope it does them justice and not some cheesy shite to make a few quid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I danced so hard to Apollo 440 - 'Ain't talkin' 'bout Dub' earlier that I had to go take a shower.

Did you see the trailer for the new series based on the Wu?

Coming to Hulu in September G-Dogg

Na haven't heard of it.

Will be checking it out though.

Hope it does them justice and not some cheesy shite to make a few quid."

Google it, there's a trailer out

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"I danced so hard to Apollo 440 - 'Ain't talkin' 'bout Dub' earlier that I had to go take a shower.

Did you see the trailer for the new series based on the Wu?

Coming to Hulu in September G-Dogg

Na haven't heard of it.

Will be checking it out though.

Hope it does them justice and not some cheesy shite to make a few quid.

Google it, there's a trailer out

Yeah had a look earlier.

It actually looks quite good.

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

I'm stuck inside all week studying...fomo

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By *adforit1304Man
over a year ago

Limerick/Clare

2 flights cancelled no bags what a way to start the holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its Monday give us your boring news. Ive just had eggs and im heading out on a trail to hunt pokemon. "

I though I was the only one who still hunted pokemon

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Its Monday give us your boring news. Ive just had eggs and im heading out on a trail to hunt pokemon.

I though I was the only one who still hunted pokemon

And how well ur pokeout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its Monday give us your boring news. Ive just had eggs and im heading out on a trail to hunt pokemon.

I though I was the only one who still hunted pokemon

And how well ur pokeout

Why thank you very much kind sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i read this thread in it's entirety while i was waiting for dinner to cook

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

I got a haircut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i read this thread in it's entirety while i was waiting for dinner to cook

Did you fall asleep and burn it?

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