FabSwingers.com forum: Introduce Yourself (stolen from the Lounge)

By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Walkingtaff has a lovely thread running in the Lounge at the moment whereby members new and old introduce themselves gameshow-style, so I'm riding his coattails and starting one here too

Just say a few words about yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all, I'm Euphoric equanimity, as that is how I ideally like to live my life. Seeking Euphoric experiences all the while in a state of equanimity

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

Well I don’t have coat tails for you to ride, so I will leave that to you.

I’m a successful billionaire, with my own private jet, a body like Thor and and own my own tropical island with a 5 star hotel to cater for everyone’s needs.

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

To start:

Hello... I'm PlayD8..

That's 'playdate' if you were wondering how to pronounce it.

I'm a yellowbelly, but prone to wander. If you see me looking lost, just point me in the direction of the sea.

I'm a poet and lyricist. I like cheese and the works of Sir Terry Pratchett (sometimes together), and I can waggle my left ear... That last skill has yet to fulfill any purpose other than my own amusement

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Hi all, I'm Euphoric equanimity, as that is how I ideally like to live my life. Seeking Euphoric experiences all the while in a state of equanimity "

A man of contradictions

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Well I don’t have coat tails for you to ride, so I will leave that to you.

I’m a successful billionaire, with my own private jet, a body like Thor and and own my own tropical island with a 5 star hotel to cater for everyone’s needs. "

But are you happy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Jack, let's fuck

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

From Kildare it's funnyfuck,I might be funny but not when I fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a girl standing in front of a guy asking him to love her.

Oh shit wait wrong site

I'm just a lady here for fun with like minded people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a treaty man and we are going to win the all ireland hurling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello fat boy here I'm on slimming world but to fond of the aul sins.so I decided I needed help and joined fab hopeing to find the light but the arms and legs of a loving woman would do to.im not looking for drama just good clean dirty fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Taff from the lounge forum , a happy to lucky chap who loves to roam the hills of beautiful N Wales .

I like to be jolly positive and believe life should be savoured with a smile .

I do talk like I 've popped out of an Enid Blyton book from the 50's.

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

"Well I don’t have coat tails for you to ride, so I will leave that to you.

I’m a successful billionaire, with my own private jet, a body like Thor and and own my own tropical island with a 5 star hotel to cater for everyone’s needs.

But are you happy?

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walkingtaff has a lovely thread running in the Lounge at the moment whereby members new and old introduce themselves gameshow-style, so I'm riding his coattails and starting one here too

Just say a few words about yourself!

Lovely idea PlayD8

we're a married couple, not Irish, love where we live, love socials and clubs and all kinds of naughtiness ... we'll let you find out more if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im like my name 1Quiteman

Fun guy up for a bit of Craic and Fun

Here for a Good Time with like minded people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi.. getraunchy here...pleased to meet you all and always remember never wait or hesitate..get in kid before it's too late ..you may never get another chance cause years a mask and it don't last ..live it long ..and live it fast....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, considered handsome, silver fox, articulate well travelled man with an interesting past to say the least looking to pleasure women to their complete satisfaction ( as per my veris !)

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By *lassy lady 216Woman
over a year ago

Craigavon

Hi all classy by name and classy by nature I'm a bubbly curvy woman with a very kinky side who likes to let that side out of her every now and again with the right person or persons

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Hi ... Red here ... 5foot 5 red head who is a minx in the bedroom and a classy but cheeky lady in public... still on the lookout for the big bad Wolf ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey there, Rattle and Hum here. Quiet, shy, reserved...well maybe not when the fun starts. Love parties and all the naughtiness that goes with them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pauly here, at the moment I’m loving the big of banter on and off the forums! Looking for some fun and getting to know new people and trying new experiences..peace out

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Rover here, im playfull, smartarsed and fun to be with. Ive a temper though and if im pissed im pissed. Love the kinky side if things and love my men hairy. Exercising loads at the moment so i can eat the bloody cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi.

I'm the CEO of several multi national companies, winner of 3 olympic medals , founder of many famous charities, philanthropist and have recently completed a masters degree in nuclear physics..

On a personal note I like fry ups and star bars which helps to maintain my 30cm willy(note its not a foot).

I may or may not admit to having a compulsive lying disorder

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Hi, I'm Tim & I'm a legitimate genuine guy

who likes to talk mostly during sex

...which consists mostly of grunts and groans

as well as "Of course I love you dear"

(...like I said am a genuine guy

)

Now, am a big believer in pillow chat & nibbles too

so long as you bring a good stash of food

and willing to sing me a little lullaby afterwards

...Am very sensitive too so do laugh at my jokes and

write me a glowing veri too. Spanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Ben,failed to score anything on Mastermind with my specialist subject "Counting from 1 to 10",got caught by the governess on The Chase (backstage before I even got on screen!

),scored 100 on Pointless! And returned penniless from Winning Streak!

...hoping my luck will change on here!

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By *c90Man
over a year ago

Noiseville

Hi I am Sc90, that's pronounced 'whojaknickyourbolloxoff' if anyone is wondering.

An ideal night for me is being turned down by superior sounding ladies who struggle to pronounce my name.

I try to follow my family motto 'Keep you head down, until satisfaction is provided' but am thinking of changing it to 'Love to watch and keep my head up'

Invented 'Love Island' - the concept that every man is an island but can still 'love' himself.

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Some really great intros so far...

More more more!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I am Dobs and a fabs addict .....opps wrong room

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Hi I’m Geralt, named after a fictional character. Seems I’m as bad at introducing myself as I am at playing eye spy. Have been told I’m a good kisser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Phoenix. A classy, polite lady in public with a bubbly personality. A saucy minx in the bedroom,,,with the right man!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Hi I'm Bo. Been on here a while now. Just started joining in on forum chats I like chatting to new people and seeing how we get on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi! I'm Smokeywitch, the Huntress

I'm a bit sarcastic, funny, sometimes a crazy lady. I love food and music, quality sex, and like people with a good sense of humour.

I'm not good on intros

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Vintage Wine and I like to think I have matured well, with a youthful vigour and youthful outlook on life. With age comes experience.

I love meeting people, the craic, the fun of the chase.

I enjoy long sensual sex sessions, I like to treat the lady like it's our honeymoon night & that she & she alone is the center of my world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, I'm Euphoric equanimity, as that is how I ideally like to live my life. Seeking Euphoric experiences all the while in a state of equanimity

A man of contradictions

Not at all, it takes depth to understand. Judge a fish on how well it can fly and it will always feel inadequate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Morningstar. I am an activist for the meninism cause

My favourite fruit is green grapes and I like to flirt with hotties sometimes, but not always!

Also pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My real name is Inigo Montoya. My interests are sword fighting and looking for the person who killed my father and they better be prepared to die!

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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Hi this is Sean2570... NOT to be confused with Sean2569 who is nailing everything that moves or Sean2571 who is working a one cock pic profile and lost in lounge on word game no. 179!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Freki and Huginn, the names represent a norse wolf and raven as freki(himself) is always on the hunt and huginn(herself) sees all

We are a cross over couple from the fetish scene and have fallen in love with swinging and the swing community

We are wild and out there and cheeky and will make you smile before we make you scream

We love party's and most likely you will find us in a dark back room at any party or club showing off our skills or just being generally naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a horny guy who absolutely loves kissing, teasing and erotic touch. Very discreet and respectful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Echo Beach.

Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.

Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.

Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.

I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.

I am also a Canadian.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"To start:

Hello... I'm PlayD8..

That's 'playdate' if you were wondering how to pronounce it.

I'm a yellowbelly, but prone to wander. If you see me looking lost, just point me in the direction of the sea.

In lieu of a safe word

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By *exyDownUnderWoman
over a year ago

Westmeath

Hey, I'm SexyDownUnder and no I'm not from Oz.

I like long walks on a beach and love pineapple on my pizza

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

Saying these are real introductions I will have to retract my first smart arse post and actually introduce myself

I Have a chilled approach to life, I’m opinionated about everything but love to hear other opinions even if they don’t match my own. We all don’t have to agree with each other to get on and some of the best chats I have had are with people who differ with my opinion. I have never being a one night stand kind of guy as I actually like women and like to get to know them, if I can find a connection with someone socially, things will progress in their own natural way. I’m patient, you have to, to be on this site

and love a good banter and night out having a laugh. Don’t take myself to seriously and would hope other don’t as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, I'm FucklikeD, I'm a chill guy here for good times. I'm a guitarist, singer and martial artist. I enjoy the social side of this as much as the other side

I like talking to and meeting new people so please get in touch.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Hey guys we re Double Trouble ,we re trying to grow old gracefully while having sexy adventures along the way .

We love the craic and enjoy quality sex with exceptional people (not to be confused with pretensious people )

Great thread OP

PS we love cake !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Guys I'm Redhott, although I'm not a natural redhead and I'm not even that hot

. Long time on and off fab, just one or two more things I'd like to tick off my fab list. I'm curvy, courteous and dont take this place too seriously,it's meant to be fun!

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Guys I'm Redhott, although I'm not a natural redhead and I'm not even that hot

. Long time on and off fab, just one or two more things I'd like to tick off my fab list. I'm curvy, courteous and dont take this place too seriously,it's meant to be fun!

Red

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you have gorge pics, j had red hair for a while but couldn't maintain it - it was awesome though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

I'm Echo Beach.

Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.

Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.

Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.

I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.

I am also a Canadian."

..AHH..hello Echo beach ...are you really far away in time ...??...l know it's out of fashion ..and a trifle uncool..but l can't help it...l'm a romantic fool... I know l have to spend my time at work ..my job is very boring l'm an office clerk...the only thing That helps me pass the time away is knowing I'll be back at echo beach some day ....Echo beach ..far away in time...echo beach far away in time ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all. I’m paulmac404 from Donegal where feck all ever happens. Just a normal genuine guy looking for that special lady lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Guys I'm Redhott, although I'm not a natural redhead and I'm not even that hot

. Long time on and off fab, just one or two more things I'd like to tick off my fab list. I'm curvy, courteous and dont take this place too seriously,it's meant to be fun!

Red

you have gorge pics, j had red hair for a while but couldn't maintain it - it was awesome though

Thank you as do you. Yes I agree it's very high maintenance but I feel too dull without it at this stage.

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By *ergalMan
over a year ago

east cork

Yes, a married guy! Wife not into sex or trying anything, and yes have tried to talk it out...

Anyway, normal genuine guy looking for some discreet nsa fun.. 43 years old going on 23! That good or bad? hey you gotta laugh and be able to Laugh at yourself!...

Gotta have manners and be polite

Hotel california, great song

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Hi

I'm Echo Beach.

Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.

Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.

Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.

I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.

I am also a Canadian."

*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*

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By *scapism123Man
over a year ago

belfast

Hi there I’m Escapism or Robert for honest terminology,

I enjoy reading the various forums and the conversations shared on this,

A lil unknown useless fact about me is I can count cards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

I'm Echo Beach.

Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.

Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.

Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.

I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.

I am also a Canadian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

I'm Echo Beach.

Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.

Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.

Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.

I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.

I am also a Canadian.

*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*

Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr*

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Hi

I'm Echo Beach.

Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.

Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.

Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.

I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.

I am also a Canadian.

*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*

Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr*"

I've binge-watched it 3 times since it came out

Both Sheen and Tennant did amazing jobs, they played the roles to perfection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

I'm Echo Beach.

Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.

Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.

Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.

I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.

I am also a Canadian.

*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*

Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr*

I've binge-watched it 3 times since it came out

Both Sheen and Tennant did amazing jobs, they played the roles to perfection!

"
John Hamm was excellent as Gabriel! Buying porn

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Hi

I'm Echo Beach.

Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.

Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.

Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.

I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.

I am also a Canadian.

*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*

Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr*

I've binge-watched it 3 times since it came out

Both Sheen and Tennant did amazing jobs, they played the roles to perfection!

John Hamm was excellent as Gabriel! Buying porn

Oh that was incredibly funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

I'm Echo Beach.

Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.

Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.

Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.

I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.

I am also a Canadian.

*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*

Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr*

I've binge-watched it 3 times since it came out

Both Sheen and Tennant did amazing jobs, they played the roles to perfection!

John Hamm was excellent as Gabriel! Buying porn

LMAO

JH is actually a huge Pratchett fan. He must have loved filming this.

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

Hi Bruce,

I'm Connrod (and not because my rod is smaller than it looks)

I'm quick witted and have often done myself out of a meet due to giving the funny but undiplomatic answer.

People who meet me think I'm not a bad oul' spud but I'm a challenge to get that far, as weekends are usually spent being a dad and I look like I'd happily kill you for a pasty bap.

Women usually like my dog more than they like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

I'm Echo Beach.

Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.

Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.

Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.

I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.

I am also a Canadian.

*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*

Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr*

I've binge-watched it 3 times since it came out

Both Sheen and Tennant did amazing jobs, they played the roles to perfection!

John Hamm was excellent as Gabriel! Buying porn

LMAO

JH is actually a huge Pratchett fan. He must have loved filming this.

"
I don't remember the porn buying bit from the book, was that in there? It's been ages since I read it..

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Hi

I'm Echo Beach.

Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.

Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.

Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.

I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.

I am also a Canadian.

*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*

Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr*

I've binge-watched it 3 times since it came out

Both Sheen and Tennant did amazing jobs, they played the roles to perfection!

John Hamm was excellent as Gabriel! Buying porn

LMAO

JH is actually a huge Pratchett fan. He must have loved filming this.

I don't remember the porn buying bit from the book, was that in there? It's been ages since I read it.."

I have to admit it's been a while for me too.

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