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By *unLovingCriminal OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

So,sometimes I think about what animal I would be if I wasn't a human.

I think I'd be a wolf but more the lone wolf sort than pack animal,sure I can fit into a pack easily but I prefer self control over my environment and choices.Also I've been known to bite people sometimes.

If you were an animal what would you be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A male rabbit or an expensive stallion put out to stud. You do the math

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"A male rabbit or an expensive stallion put out to stud. You do the math "

Go with the rabbit, most of the horse breeding is done artificially these days.

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By *unLovingCriminal OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

"A male rabbit or an expensive stallion put out to stud. You do the math

Go with the rabbit, most of the horse breeding is done artificially these days. "

Hahaha you nipped that in the bud...off to the glue factory for this thread

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

I'd be a butterfly.....

......No one ever suspects...The Butterfly

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By *unLovingCriminal OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'd be a butterfly.....

......No one ever suspects...The Butterfly"

The moth always seems to get bad rep...I've always found moths to be the more en-lightening of the two

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"I'd be a butterfly.....

......No one ever suspects...The Butterfly

The moth always seems to get bad rep...I've always found moths to be the more en-lightening of the two

They do like their lights alright

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

A lion...always be a lion

Olliepops

Shag for hours, pause, maybe even fall asleep on the job, then rouse and start again.

Roooare....

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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

One of those silverback gorillas Surrounded by females...eating sleeping and shagging all day and night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheetah...

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Grizzly Bear.

In the old days they used to fight animals against each other, lions, panthers, wolves, and they had to stop using Grizzly bears, because the grizzly bear won every single time, and usually quickly. Meaning you coulnt bet on it.

They live alone, they do what they want, and they have a bit of a fight when they want sex and the fitest and strongest gets the sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat, independent and aloof, with claws that can be unsheathed in a flash

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

A koala

I might get a reply from here then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have dreams about flying. If I would not be and Golden Eagle, so a Seagull (why seagull? Seagulls has no stupid humans trying to train them).

So a Golden Eagle would be my choice if there weren't stupid human catching them to train them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm a fox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure but on balance, I think a leopard - does her own thing and answers to nobody, powerful and secretive, you wouldn’t even know you were being stalked til it’d be too late

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Bonobo chimpanzee.

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By *r MacmullyMan
over a year ago

Tarbert

"Bonobo chimpanzee. "

This is a great idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bonobo chimpanzee. "

Good choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always have dreams about flying. If I would not be and Golden Eagle, so a Seagull (why seagull? Seagulls has no stupid humans trying to train them).

So a Golden Eagle would be my choice if there weren't stupid human catching them to train them..."

Me too, but there's feck all golden eagles in Ireland.. So I'll just have to settle being a common buzzard..

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By *unLovingCriminal OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

If we're going for all time badass animals let me just speak for all badasses to come...the honey badger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So,sometimes I think about what animal I would be if I wasn't a human.

If you were an animal what would you be?"

...IRISH WOLFHOUND....

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

A" Cougar "ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lion...always be a lion

Olliepops

Shag for hours, pause, maybe even fall asleep on the job, then rouse and start again.

Roooare...."

A boar.

They have on average a 24 minute fucking orgasm, some have over 30 minutes. Tables turned as the sow has to lie there waiting till he's finished. Then on to the next

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By *unLovingCriminal OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

"So,sometimes I think about what animal I would be if I wasn't a human.

If you were an animal what would you be?

...IRISH WOLFHOUND...."
That's fighting talk...I choose my upgrade...polar bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A silver back Gorilla

It makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A swan - mysterious and a good true lover. Yes please

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By *unLovingCriminal OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

"A swan - mysterious and a good true lover. Yes please "

How do you know they're good lovers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definately a tiger. Have always had an affinity with tigers since I was a wee nipper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kitten

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By *unLovingCriminal OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Fierce amount of felines being chosen here I may have backed the wrong dog...(bite)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the turnip fish

I do my own thing

I like to rock and roll to the sultans of ping

All the fish don't understand that the sultans of ping are my favourite band

That's ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolves aren't lone. They need the pack.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Batman!

Always be Batman

Otherwise a tiger. The most beautiful animal on the planet, especially Siberian tiger

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"A lion...always be a lion

Olliepops

Shag for hours, pause, maybe even fall asleep on the job, then rouse and start again.

Roooare....

A boar.

They have on average a 24 minute fucking orgasm, some have over 30 minutes. Tables turned as the sow has to lie there waiting till he's finished. Then on to the next

A bore?...a tad tedious go his friends though...

Apples is more like a prairie dog, giddy as hell, and fecks off half way through it...

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Superted

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By *iz-Spankable_GhostCouple
over a year ago

Wouldnt you like to know

I'd want to be a cat . Sleep all day but you can't touch me unless I let you

Or a magpie

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

An Orangutan, independent & solitary by nature yet can be sociable in a group or just sitting back and observing the world around. Not the most beautiful of creatures but compensates with a gentle temperament. Sometimes appearing clumsy and awkward but highly intelligent and has67 eyes with a soulful look that captivates and makes you want to know more about him.

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