FabSwingers.com forum: Work toilets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have to say.

I’d hate to see some people’s houses at home the way they leave the jacks in work. And that’s just the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you in the ladies Barnold?

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By *rezMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"I have to say.

I’d hate to see some people’s houses at home the way they leave the jacks in work. And that’s just the ladies."

You mean ski marks?

Terrible it happens at my work to often

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I’d need a full bio-hazard suit for some toilets I’ve worked on in some people’s homes over the years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone in the hotel and bar business knows women make the most mess and show the least consideration for those who have to clean up after them. And with their hovering over toilet seats they piss everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone in the hotel and bar business knows women make the most mess and show the least consideration for those who have to clean up after them. And with their hovering over toilet seats they piss everywhere!

Women piss everywhere? Really?

Ahem....what about men? Their aim is not always centered!

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

I wouldn't know about men's bathrooms but I agree about the womens. I hate going into a stall after a hovering dolt. It's gross and disrespectful. If they didn't keep pissing all over the seat there wouldn't be a issue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work in a predominantly female environment for over 20 years as a maintenance person. I often wondered what sort of living conditions some of them had at home as some of the female toilets were horrendous.

I also worked in maintenance on a Students accommodation (600+ students). One female student asked to have urgent repairs (water leak) carried out in her bedroom en-suite. I went into her bedroom and I was dumbstruck. I could not see a single piece of carpet on the floor. Clothes, shoes, makeup, electronic and electric appliances, food and drinks cans and (I kid you not) several USED ladies sanitary products were on the floor. The bathroom was as bad. I did the repair and left.

I now work in the hospitality industry and can see some sights too.

Having said all that I have also come across quite a few Male situations that were bad too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to work in a predominantly female environment for over 20 years as a maintenance person. I often wondered what sort of living conditions some of them had at home as some of the female toilets were horrendous.

I now work in the hospitality industry and can see some sights too.

Having said all that I have also come across quite a few Male situations that were bad too

I cannot understand how people can live in such a mess. Im not the tidiest person in the world

but I certainly wouldn't have any used sanitary things lying about. Thats just gross and disgusting.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Why are you in the ladies Barnold?

Maybe he's cleaning them

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"I have to say.

I’d hate to see some people’s houses at home the way they leave the jacks in work. And that’s just the ladies."

Yeah back to the question of whatcha doing in the ladies bathroom did you get lost or was it curiosity that took over and you had to see if they were different to our bathrooms lol

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"I wouldn't know about men's bathrooms but I agree about the womens. I hate going into a stall after a hovering dolt. It's gross and disrespectful. If they didn't keep pissing all over the seat there wouldn't be a issue! "

How do ladies manage that don't ye sit down or do some of actually hover over it as if your trying to play space invaders or something lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen quite a few hover-ers over the years. Why do women hover ?

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"Seen quite a few hover-ers over the years. Why do women hover ?"

Because they ignorantly think they'll get an infection if they sit on a toilet seat.

Unfortunately it seems none of them have figured out how to carry antibacterial wipes in their handbags, they seem to have come to the conclusion that leaving pee everywhere for the next person to clean is the answer.

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"Seen quite a few hover-ers over the years. Why do women hover ?

Because they ignorantly think they'll get an infection if they sit on a toilet seat.

I love how your anti women bad habits lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother recently had to go to the spice girls.. Poor soul! Anyway he described droves of wemon taking over the men's toilets as animals.. Even Standing up pissing in the male urinals... Class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My exflatmate didn't clean the toilet for three months straight (I made the test, even the house wasn't clean, he was just a lazy fecker). Even from day one I used the other toilet that he didn't use, even the other toilet I sprayed with antibacterial each time I used it...

I kindly told we are adults and I wouldn't repeat something so simple twice. Fecking nightmare, even though, I told him his cleaning schedule on the first month I started living there, after three months I left the house peacefully(no fckin way I will repeat something simple to a person over 30year old).

If you were wondering (I did clean the entire house myself once a month, since there were four people in the house = one person clean each week = each person clean once a month, is it that hard? Fcking stupid...

Thanks god now I have my own shower and toilet... No stress in my life at all

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Hovering causes most of the problems in the mens toilets too, urinals used to be a bit of a problem as they would clog and leak onto the floor, specially the full wall types, but thats rare to find these days.

Also, some people dont know how to use the toilet, some places have put up signs because its multicultural and not every country uses our style of toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hovering causes most of the problems in the mens toilets too, urinals used to be a bit of a problem as they would clog and leak onto the floor, specially the full wall types, but thats rare to find these days.

Also, some people dont know how to use the toilet, some places have put up signs because its multicultural and not every country uses our style of toilet."

Worse when the wankers seen not to be able to bend 5 inches down to fcking reach the toilet seat and lift it... Wtf? That is why I always sprayed the antibacterial spray...

Now I do really pee seated on my own toilet seat at home with all pleasure... (at least there aren't drops on the floor like on the previous house...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say.

I’d hate to see some people’s houses at home the way they leave the jacks in work. And that’s just the ladies."

Leave massive note there made by the management...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen the new ads on TV, you ladies don't need to use public toilets, thanks to the sexy née look from Tena Lady.

Very stylish

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By *heelofTimeCouple
over a year ago

Two Rivers

Ah not only women me (hlbitch) have seen men in male bathrooms in bars on Saturday nights using the sink to relief themselves lol ..... both sexes can be classy ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah not only women me (hlbitch) have seen men in male bathrooms in bars on Saturday nights using the sink to relief themselves lol ..... both sexes can be classy ha ha"

You mean they did a poo in the sink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sinks are fair game... needs must

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Ah not only women me (hlbitch) have seen men in male bathrooms in bars on Saturday nights using the sink to relief themselves lol ..... both sexes can be classy ha ha

You mean they did a poo in the sink?

I did a bathroom remodel at a local filling station and they put in suspended toilets. I was in the shop a few days later and asked how things were going and was told that a gent had relieved himself in the sink, felt the toilet wouldn’t take his weight so sat on the sink instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah not only women me (hlbitch) have seen men in male bathrooms in bars on Saturday nights using the sink to relief themselves lol ..... both sexes can be classy ha ha

You mean they did a poo in the sink?

Oh god

wouldn’t the sink be suspended too? Some people....

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Ah not only women me (hlbitch) have seen men in male bathrooms in bars on Saturday nights using the sink to relief themselves lol ..... both sexes can be classy ha ha

You mean they did a poo in the sink?

Oh god

wouldn’t the sink be suspended too? Some people...."

No it was a sink mounted in a counter top so well supported.

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My brother recently had to go to the spice girls.. Poor soul! Anyway he described droves of wemon taking over the men's toilets as animals.. Even Standing up pissing in the male urinals... Class"

Sounds bloody wonderful!

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

It's the smell that gets me

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

use a buildi g site toilet on a monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A catherter and a bag is your only option for a drinkin session. No one will steal your stool!

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By *urlyloverMan
over a year ago

n Ireland

As maintenance manager I oversee tiolet conditions in my workplace.

The guys are bad,but the ladies are disgusting and they are cleaned every day.

What gets me is they have to sit and pick their nose and rub the Snuts on the door or side walls.

I have even seen shit marks wrote on the wall with finger.

I have taken pics of it and placed it on notice board for a few days to shame them and this is ladies I am talking about.

At least it turns me off from dating any of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As maintenance manager I oversee tiolet conditions in my workplace.

The guys are bad,but the ladies are disgusting and they are cleaned every day.

What gets me is they have to sit and pick their nose and rub the Snuts on the door or side walls.

I have even seen shit marks wrote on the wall with finger.

I have taken pics of it and placed it on notice board for a few days to shame them and this is ladies I am talking about.

At least it turns me off from dating any of them."

Jeez!!

My work toilets are clean and nobody puts snot or shit on the walls. What sort of women do day anyway. Why would someone even think of doing that.....you go to the loo, do you business, flush and wash your hands!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shit in one of those little hotel room kettles and add half a cup of water and turn the kettle on as you check it out. Stink out the building for a week and nobody knows where the smells came from

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Some public toilets have your all in o e hole in the wall sink..

Put your hands in get a jet of soap, followed by water to rinse.. Then hot air to dry off..

It has been known where someone not familiar thought it was urinal standing on tip toe trying to piss into it only to come out with urine all down their trousers from the back splash off the wall..

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By *urlyloverMan
over a year ago

n Ireland

The annoying thing is most of the girls I refer to are extremely good-looking and mostly well mannered in the shop floor.

I am always wondering who it might be.60% Polish

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By *eankaren88Couple
over a year ago

By the sea

When I worked in a company about 25 years ago the male toilets were disgusting mainly by pee all over the floor and toilet seat. I made a sign and put it over one of the toilet cisterns. "If you arrive in here and there is pee over the seat or floor you now know the person before you has a small deformed dick and can't pee straight" nobody knew i put sign up but it was talk on the floor for a few days. But toilets were much cleaner after that. Psychology works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I habe worked in toilets a long time as part of my job and omg the mens are by far the smelliest lol. No offence meant. I have come across womens bad behaviours with santrys also and not flushing etc. Thank god its not part of my job any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my last job there was bootprints on the seats .poo on walls. And why cover the seats in bogroll and leave it.one Portuguese guy broke the toilet of the wall by standing on the seat because it was his country's customs he said. that's why bootprints.blowing nose into the hand then washed hand in toilet seen that a few times

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