FabSwingers.com forum: Lets start a story

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rules are simple , you are only allowed a 1 line following the previous one .

Once upon a time there was a princess that .....

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By *hesexaddictMan
over a year ago

Dublin 24

loved to get down to

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

The bottom of..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where she would..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Find shells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And make...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And fashion them to underwear

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

The shells scraped her bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had to release her tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, not the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poseidon sees it and his...

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Shell started to rise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The trident pops up

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By *obshortMan
over a year ago

Cork

Poking the princes in,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her tits, her fanny and her big brown arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She grabs the turgid trident and..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her tits, her fanny and her big brown arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pushes him away as a beautiful nymph

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

But then she realises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That she forgot the milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The white sharks are very close to her... Too close...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So she calls the milkman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the milkman's phone is on silent

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Cause he is at the sex cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delivering milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pushes him away as a beautiful nymph"

Cos her tits were fake and no1 wanted to touch them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pushes him away as a beautiful nymph

Cos her tits were fake and no1 wanted to touch them

Fake or not, they are big, so all the fish in the sea wanted to see...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pushes him away as a beautiful nymph

Cos her tits were fake and no1 wanted to touch them

Fake or not, they are big, so all the fish in the sea wanted to see...

Stevie Wonder was there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And he played a song from queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits want to break freeee

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By *hesexaddictMan
over a year ago

Dublin 24

They all danced to the music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then the music became slowed down and the beat became erotic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As they dance slowly to the rhythm her pearls drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one by one from her pussy, revealing a gaping

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By *hesexaddictMan
over a year ago

Dublin 24

as she was bending to grab her perls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As she was just about to pick them up - a silent but deadly fart escaped her gape

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By *irl4fucking18Woman
over a year ago

city

The guy behind her was ready to explode with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/06/19 21:08:26]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And all town came to the beach and laughed at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's because it was an epic fart like an explosion

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"That's because it was an epic fart like an explosion"

That it even woke up a very horny krakan which then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started to penetrate all her holes with his moist green tentacles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brought a ship down while they fought the krakan

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

And they ended up in Galway....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a bottle of buck by the sparch.

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"And they ended up in Galway...."

Then took a stroll on the old long walk

Of a day-I-ay-I-ay

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"With a bottle of buck by the sparch."

Feeling d*unk after the buck fast, they looked wistfully into each others eyes and..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

said, shall we fuck by the light of the moon,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah let's get a kebab love island's coming on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The power went off so they only had kebab by moonlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just then an eerie howl was heard in the distance....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the howl got closer made a knock knock who's there joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is there?

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Room service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Knocks louder not able to listen Kaiser question due the howls in the back ground

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Room service "

Haha you answered that ...ok so then ...

Room service who ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock...

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By *itandhotCouple
over a year ago

citywest

[Removed by poster at 04/06/19 15:00:54]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/06/19 15:00:54]"

Looks at the peep hole and sees poster ran away , then asks Kaizer whos there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/06/19 15:00:54]

Looks at the peep hole and sees poster ran away , then asks Kaizer whos there "

Kaizer aint moving off the couch you open the goddam door Dobson

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/06/19 15:00:54]

Looks at the peep hole and sees poster ran away , then asks Kaizer whos there

Kaizer aint moving off the couch you open the goddam door Dobson

Shouts from the couch ..... the door is open and I am not Dobson , as Kaizer walks in booom 7,62 mm bullets fly all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Terminator is back, bring it on mother fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady....

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Pick me ,Pick me" she screamed

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Then McCarthy stepped into the room and she picked him, leading him slowly to the...

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Bike shed where ...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

..he rode her without a saddle until his..

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By *aughtyglintWoman
over a year ago

Any

Bits fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The saddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The saddle was an aligator one from a playstation game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The saddle was an aligator one from a playstation game "

Playstation disappeared and all the boys are crying now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The saddle was an aligator one from a playstation game

Playstation disappeared and all the boys are crying now...

And smoking witch pished herself laughing along with all the other woman who new exactly what she was saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Then the guys found pool and .... smokey knows what that means , also MAKAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then the guys found pool and .... smokey knows what that means , also MAKAO"

And then all the woman went UUUGGGGHHHH !!

Lets go get our heels on, go out and drink wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And then the wine floods and proper Portuguese wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then the wine floods and proper Portuguese wine "

Vinho verde, grilled octopus and real crab soup served with homemade buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then the guys found pool and .... smokey knows what that means , also MAKAO"

Mr Dobs... You won in pool

First timers luck. Thats all

Next time no mercy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And then the wine floods and proper Portuguese wine

Vinho verde, grilled octopus and real crab soup served with homemade buns

Will be serving clams a bulhao pato this weekend since its impossible to find octopus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but Dobs couldn deal with Octopussy ... 1 pussy at a time was enough for any man, but Dobs got his Goldfinger out & said

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By *uckold jasonMan
over a year ago

wexford

Fuck my little virgin ass and make me scream bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bends jason and makes his dream come true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then they all went on a charity walk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The walk was such a sucess

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

They met more people interested in Jason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As they all walked Jason kept taking turns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As they all walked Jason kept taking turns "

Who's Jason?

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

Jason seems to like the gb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As they all walked Jason kept taking turns

Who's Jason?

Jason , look above he tried be funny , now he is bent and tied in the forest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As they all walked Jason kept taking turns

Who's Jason?

Jason , look above he tried be funny , now he is bent and tied in the forest "

Nice

Im gonna torture him a bit with my strappon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As they all walked Jason kept taking turns

Who's Jason?

Jason , look above he tried be funny , now he is bent and tied in the forest

Nice

Im gonna torture him a bit with my strappon

And this is when Jason regrets get on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because when u pulls loose thread it unravels in unknown ways..time to get the knitting needles...this jog needs more than pegging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Then all broke loose and fun started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because the bouncy castle had arrived & Mr Whippy was making 99s with chocolate dildo flakes & vajazzle sorinkles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And the all story makes no sense no more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok we better stop just got hate mail from a 19 woman , with profile hidden saying it didnt make sense from the start and was a load of bulls**** so ladies and gentlemen we better stop the fun and start making sense

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