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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me on Plenty of Fish....

Comes across a lady with a profile called "KK-Kitten"...

So I message and say we might have "similar interests"

Her: Oh could we now?! What would they be do you think?

Me: oh you know... The KK kind. Group fun!

Her: Huh? What group do you mean?!

Me: The sex party group...

Her: Excuse me but what are you on about?

Me: KK. Killing Kittens. Your user name? The orgies like? You're a Killing Kittens Kitten?

Her. I'm from Kilkenny. Kil-Kenny. KK. What are you on about orgies for?

Me:...... I'll just block myself shall I?

Fuck my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got that in 1

That’s who it is. The kinky Kitten ??

You’ve just blown her ???? cover

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Me on Plenty of Fish....

Comes across a lady with a profile called "KK-Kitten"...

So I message and say we might have "similar interests"

Her: Oh could we now?! What would they be do you think?

Me: oh you know... The KK kind. Group fun!

Her: Huh? What group do you mean?!

Me: The sex party group...

Her: Excuse me but what are you on about?

Me: KK. Killing Kittens. Your user name? The orgies like? You're a Killing Kittens Kitten?

Her. I'm from Kilkenny. Kil-Kenny. KK. What are you on about orgies for?

Me:...... I'll just block myself shall I?

Fuck my life. "

Lifes a bitch when the small head rules thd big head

But at this stage if she hasnt blocked u stay in there u may have priqued an interest for her but as yet shes sfraid to admit to

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

That's just brilliant I'm still giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't upset the normies

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By *anggirllouthWoman
over a year ago

monaghan

So so funny love it!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver me timbers that is priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha brilliant! When Fab meets vanilla dating..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly fell off the chair laughing. Absolutely brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me on Plenty of Fish....

Comes across a lady with a profile called "KK-Kitten"...

So I message and say we might have "similar interests"

Her: Oh could we now?! What would they be do you think?

Me: oh you know... The KK kind. Group fun!

Her: Huh? What group do you mean?!

Me: The sex party group...

Her: Excuse me but what are you on about?

Me: KK. Killing Kittens. Your user name? The orgies like? You're a Killing Kittens Kitten?

Her. I'm from Kilkenny. Kil-Kenny. KK. What are you on about orgies for?

Me:...... I'll just block myself shall I?

Fuck my life. "

Thank you!

I cant stop laughing

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Yeah sounds about right ...

Yeah my dating went well too ...tI told him I loved sex ...he got cold feet ...

Whatever ... I'll stick with the orgies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is fucking halarious so funny

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By *abraham_LincolnWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Extremely halarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god that's gotta be awful learnt a good lesson though don't spill the interests in swinging and group sex prior to even meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t block yourself, She’ll like to know more after that.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Comedy gold OP. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one sure beats mine , walking out the vape shop and the guy says enjoy and happy vapping , my reply was happy fabbing to you too , only realise what I had said after walking out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad I can keep everyone amused!

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Pmsl ... making people laugh on a monday..priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well didn't that make me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl ... making people laugh on a monday..priceless "

Spreading legs, joy (and ultimately disappointment) wherever I go!!

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Pmsl ... making people laugh on a monday..priceless

Spreading legs, joy (and ultimately disappointment) wherever I go!! "

Bahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol is that plenty of fishy any good

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By *ess n BenCouple
over a year ago

Didcot


"Me on Plenty of Fish....

Comes across a lady with a profile called "KK-Kitten"...

So I message and say we might have "similar interests"

Her: Oh could we now?! What would they be do you think?

Me: oh you know... The KK kind. Group fun!

Her: Huh? What group do you mean?!

Me: The sex party group...

Her: Excuse me but what are you on about?

Me: KK. Killing Kittens. Your user name? The orgies like? You're a Killing Kittens Kitten?

Her. I'm from Kilkenny. Kil-Kenny. KK. What are you on about orgies for?

Me:...... I'll just block myself shall I?

Fuck my life. "

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP if she does message you back after that let us know! who knows you might be introducing her on here before long!

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By *akeorDeathMan
over a year ago

City

Amazing ??????

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"

OP if she does message you back after that let us know! who knows you might be introducing her on here before long!

"

Oooh yes, this!!

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