FabSwingers.com forum: One liners...

By *j me. OP Man
over a year ago

Blackrock

Your best one liners that guarantee a response.

For example...

1. Meet me now, i have the rope and shovel in the van.

2. You want protection? Follow me to the bus shelter.

3. Can me ma watch?

4. Im outside your gaff now with a spice bag.

5. Is there wifi on the north side?

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By *EAN0Man
over a year ago

Donegal/London

Your best one liners that guarantee a response.

For example...

1. Meet me now, i have the rope and shovel in the van.

2. You want protection? Follow me to the bus shelter.

3. Can me ma watch?

4. Im outside your gaff now with a spice bag.

5. Is there wifi on the north side?"

"I'd treat you like a princess, and fuck you like a pornstar"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn. One of my favourites is:

"Something about your eyes got me dripping like an egg sandwich"

Works a charm every single time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your best one liners that guarantee a response.

For example...

1. Meet me now, i have the rope and shovel in the van.

2. You want protection? Follow me to the bus shelter.

3. Can me ma watch?

4. Im outside your gaff now with a spice bag.

5. Is there wifi on the north side?

"I'd treat you like a princess, and fuck you like a pornstar"

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By *j me. OP Man
over a year ago

Blackrock

You had that one before?

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By *EAN0Man
over a year ago

Donegal/London

"Yawn. One of my favourites is:

"Something about your eyes got me dripping like an egg sandwich"

Works a charm every single time

You mean like a George Foreman

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