FabSwingers.com forum: Lazy women!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies please make more of an effort when sending me a message,

"Hi" will get you blocked!

"How are you" will get you blocked!

"Want to meet" will get you blocked!

Any pictures of your tits beside a sky remote will get you blocked?

Any pussy pictures will get you blocked!

If you message me when I am grumpy.... welcome to blocked land, population you!!!

Ps...... only joking but imagine if the tables were turned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t forget to include the secret code word they have to insert to prove they have managed to read right to the end of the profile. No wait.... guys don’t do that thing do they !! Lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You left out

"fancy a fuck"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You left out

"fancy a fuck"

Blocked!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You left out

"fancy a fuck"

Yeah those women who send me fancy a fuck msgs get instant block - jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn pussy pics in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job I gave up mailing lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good job I gave up mailing lads

Never give up.. eventually someone replys...in my experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good job I gave up mailing lads

Never give up.. eventually someone replys...in my experience

Nah I'm to lazy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good job I gave up mailing lads

Never give up.. eventually someone replys...in my experience

Dont encourage her.....

Sick of random lady bit pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good job I gave up mailing lads

Never give up.. eventually someone replys...in my experience

Nah I'm to lazy lol"

Typical of the lazy women on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I don’t mind lazy women; just as long as they are 3 ft 8”” tall with a flat head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good job I gave up mailing lads

Never give up.. eventually someone replys...in my experience

Nah I'm to lazy lol

Typical of the lazy women on here

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By *ortadowncplCouple
over a year ago

Portadown

As frustrating it is for you guys it’s supply and demand. At least you guys can take your situation here with some humour!

Personally, we reply to every messege we can if they have read our profile, we also read every profile before getting in touch.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Oh you also forgot "No married Men "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As frustrating it is for you guys it’s supply and demand. At least you guys can take your situation here with some humour!

Personally, we reply to every messege we can if they have read our profile, we also read every profile before getting in touch."

Do ye require a special word to be said in the first message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you also forgot "No married Men "

Lol,. No men, women or couples

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"As frustrating it is for you guys it’s supply and demand. At least you guys can take your situation here with some humour!

Personally, we reply to every messege we can if they have read our profile, we also read every profile before getting in touch."

Oh so do a lot of men!

Doesn’t mean we don’t get an instant delete and block

But that’s the nature of a free internet app!

What surprises me is how upset people can get about either getting an unsolicited message or not getting a reply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good job I gave up mailing lads

Never give up.. eventually someone replys...in my experience

Dont encourage her.....

Sick of random lady bit pics"

Instant block

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh you also forgot "No married Men "

Lol,. No men, women or couples

Also, if you are human, blocked!!

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh you also forgot "No married Men "

Lol,. No men, women or couples

Also, if you are human, blocked!!

And don’t get me started on Vegans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are as bad for blocking women and cpls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are as bad for blocking women and cpls

Your blocked for that

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Men are as bad for blocking women and cpls

True, mostly the ones that won’t meet after a first message saying hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are as bad for blocking women and cpls

Your blocked for that

Nice ass

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By *ugarandspice101Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are as bad for blocking women and cpls

Your blocked for that

Nice ass

Blocked

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

But I got a mini sky remote specially... Just to make my boobs look bigger... Siiiiiigh!

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland

"But I got a mini sky remote specially... Just to make my boobs look bigger... Siiiiiigh!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I got a mini sky remote specially... Just to make my boobs look bigger... Siiiiiigh!"

Is there such thing as a mini sky remote??!... asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I got a mini sky remote specially... Just to make my boobs look bigger... Siiiiiigh!

Is there such thing as a mini sky remote??!... asking for a friend

That's how they making the new sky remotes now or so I hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I got a mini sky remote specially... Just to make my boobs look bigger... Siiiiiigh!

Is there such thing as a mini sky remote??!... asking for a friend

That's how they making the new sky remotes now or so I hear

Fuck! And here was I getting all insecure looking at those "massive" sky remote knob pictures! I feel better now

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"But I got a mini sky remote specially... Just to make my boobs look bigger... Siiiiiigh!

Is there such thing as a mini sky remote??!... asking for a friend

Of course there is... Otherwise there are men with absolutely enorrrrmous hands holding a full-sized one next to their cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good job I gave up mailing lads

Never give up.. eventually someone replys...in my experience

Dont encourage her.....

Sick of random lady bit pics"

Just as well I didn’t send the mail I had drafted so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I got a mini sky remote specially... Just to make my boobs look bigger... Siiiiiigh!

Is there such thing as a mini sky remote??!... asking for a friend

Of course there is... Otherwise there are men with absolutely enorrrrmous hands holding a full-sized one next to their cock

Bastards! Someone should have told me! Phew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I got a mini sky remote specially... Just to make my boobs look bigger... Siiiiiigh!

Is there such thing as a mini sky remote??!... asking for a friend

That's how they making the new sky remotes now or so I hear

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Ladies please make more of an effort when sending me a message,

"Hi" will get you blocked!

"How are you" will get you blocked!

"Want to meet" will get you blocked!

Any pictures of your tits beside a sky remote will get you blocked?

Any pussy pictures will get you blocked!

If you message me when I am grumpy.... welcome to blocked land, population you!!!

Ps...... only joking but imagine if the tables were turned

Ahh dam i was just about to send you hi wanna fuck with a juicy pussy pic.... never mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies please make more of an effort when sending me a message,

"Hi" will get you blocked!

"How are you" will get you blocked!

"Want to meet" will get you blocked!

Any pictures of your tits beside a sky remote will get you blocked?

Any pussy pictures will get you blocked!

If you message me when I am grumpy.... welcome to blocked land, population you!!!

Ps...... only joking but imagine if the tables were turned

Ahh dam i was just about to send you hi wanna fuck with a juicy pussy pic.... never mind

Blocked! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truuuu

Im so sad about it!

I quit

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

Sorry had to bulk delete all my message just too many to handle

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

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"Ladies please make more of an effort when sending me a message,

"Hi" will get you blocked!

"How are you" will get you blocked!

"Want to meet" will get you blocked!

Any pictures of your tits beside a sky remote will get you blocked?

Any pussy pictures will get you blocked!

If you message me when I am grumpy.... welcome to blocked land, population you!!!

Ps...... only joking but imagine if the tables were turned

Ahh dam i was just about to send you hi wanna fuck with a juicy pussy pic.... never mind

Blocked! LOL"

Dam your hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry had to bulk delete all my message just too many to handle

And I just sent you a nude pic

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

"Sorry had to bulk delete all my message just too many to handle

And I just sent you a nude pic

Your sort disgust me

I'm not a piece of meat

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Sorry had to bulk delete all my message just too many to handle

And I just sent you a nude pic

Your sort disgust me

I'm not a piece of meat"

Ill keep my look at my clit one to myself so

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

"Sorry had to bulk delete all my message just too many to handle

And I just sent you a nude pic

Your sort disgust me

I'm not a piece of meat

Ill keep my look at my clit one to myself so

I like mythical creatures

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Sorry had to bulk delete all my message just too many to handle

And I just sent you a nude pic

Your sort disgust me

I'm not a piece of meat

Ill keep my look at my clit one to myself so

I like mythical creatures

So do i

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

"Sorry had to bulk delete all my message just too many to handle

And I just sent you a nude pic

Your sort disgust me

I'm not a piece of meat

Ill keep my look at my clit one to myself so

I like mythical creatures

So do i

You'll be telling me you're genuine next

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Sorry had to bulk delete all my message just too many to handle

And I just sent you a nude pic

Your sort disgust me

I'm not a piece of meat

Ill keep my look at my clit one to myself so

I like mythical creatures

So do i

You'll be telling me you're genuine next

Of course and other fairy tales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry had to bulk delete all my message just too many to handle

And I just sent you a nude pic

Your sort disgust me

I'm not a piece of meat"

I'll remember that next time.i bulk message

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By *B 2001Man
over a year ago

Donegal

"Ladies please make more of an effort when sending me a message,

"Hi" will get you blocked!

"How are you" will get you blocked!

"Want to meet" will get you

Very humourous . blocked!

Any pictures of your tits beside a sky remote will get you blocked?

Any pussy pictures will get you blocked!

If you message me when I am grumpy.... welcome to blocked land, population you!!!

Ps...... only joking but imagine if the tables were turned

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